Obama’s Green Agenda: Smoke and Lies

Out of work? Underemployed? Not to worry: Comrade Obama has promised to create lots and lots of jobs by flushing $billions we don’t have down green energy boondoggles: “We expect our commitment to clean energy to lead to more than 800,000 jobs by 2012.” Apparently this “commitment to clean energy” is the rat hole down […]

 

Obama Scrubs White House Website of Climate Change Promises, Media Mum

Despite that President Obama made Cap and Trade and other green policy plans a focal point of his early days in office — not to mention his campaign for president — the White House has quietly scrubbed from its official website many of Obama’s promises and green initiatives. I guess the era of Obama really […]

 

“Extreme Weather”? Not Yet!

Churchville, VA–The death toll from recent “extreme weather events” has been sharply declining since the 1920s, as my valued colleague Indur Goklany has valorously pointed out. Air conditioning, flood control, earthquake proofing and better weather forecasting have all helped. Despite vast media coverage, extreme weather now causes only a half-percent of global deaths. A large […]

 

New Silicon Graffiti Video: The Quotable Harry Reid

Over the past two centuries, the Democratic Party has had many powerful orators. Needless to say, Harry Reid, the Democrats’ Senate Majority Leader since November of 2006, has failed to live up to this proud heritage on a titanic scale. Which is why, from The Home Office in Carson City, Nevada, we’re proud to present, The Top Ten Harry Reid gaffes!

 


Busy Bodies Push For Meatless Mondays

Yes, some nattering nabobs aren’t content with living their own lives meat free on Mondays, they want you to do the same! There’s a movement afoot aimed at changing the way we eat one day a week. The Meatless Monday campaign is backed by public health advocates, chefs and suburban moms who want to tackle […]

 

Probably Not The “Hottest Year”

Churchville, VA–James Hansen of NASA, an ardent believer in man-made warming, announced recently that “The 12-month running mean global temperature in the Goddard Space Institute analysis has reached a new record in 2010 . . . NASA, June 3, 2010. The main factor is our estimated temperature change for the Arctic region.” The GISS figures […]

 

Is America’s west doomed to drought?

Churchville, VA–Does the modern warming doom the western U.S. to drought? Two climate experts have just noted that the region now has “the worst drought since measurements began,” and they predict a future of soaring temperatures and declining snow-packs. “The climate changes in western North America, particularly in the Southwest, have outstripped change elsewhere on […]

 

Daily Kos Editor Says Global Warming Skeptics Should Commit Suicide

This is how the left treats those with whom they disagree, folks. Daily Kos contributing editor and Examiner.com writer Steven Andrew has suggested that anyone that disagrees with the globaloney of global warming should commit suicide in a “Soylent Green world.” In his examiner column headlined, “Studies Show Dramatic Decrease in Plankton,” Andrew made what […]

 


California Snowfall Unchanged Over Past Century

Churchville, VA–California’s southern Sierra snowfall has not changed over the past century, according to John Christy, a native Californian and atmospheric researcher who’s now in charge of the global temperature-measuring satellites. Christy reconstructed snowfall records at Huntington Lake, CA, from 1916—2009. The station’s data since 1972 had been missing, but Christy found two nearby stations […]

 


Forget It, Envirowackos, We’re Not Giving Up Air Conditioning.

One thing that cannot be emphasized enough when talking about the environmental extremists on the Left is that despite the fact that they’re always prattling on about “science,” they’re luddites at heart. Pretty much any and all technological progress that makes your life easier? They oppose it. Cars run on internal combustion engines? They don’t […]

 

Prehistoric Climate Change Deniers Started Both Global Warming and Global Cooling by Oppressing Mammoths

If you follow through on environmentalist ideology, it isn’t only modern man who is evil and must be scrubbed from the planet — it’s the entire human race. Even noble savages were a blemish before the eyes of Gaia. For example, cavemen started global warming by hunting mammoths: Mammoths used to roam modern-day Russia and […]

 

Moonbats Are Painting Andes White to Please Gaia

Since the imaginary global warming crisis is absurd, efforts to combat it must also be absurd. Fortunately, moonbats have the ideal mindset to come up with appropriate solutions — such as painting the Andes white: By painting the mountains, Eduardo Gold hopes to replicate the effect of Andean glaciers, which reflect back sunlight and hence […]

 


Moonbat Tech: Jump Rope Generator

With Comrade Obama all but declaring war on the oil and coal industries that make our cars go and the lights come on, it’s a good thing that his fellow moonbats have the smarts to generate power by other means. The E Rope, for example: Besides being good for your flubber, skipping seems to be […]

 

Making Good Science Decisions

CHURCHVILLE, VA–I can’t help but praise Michael Specter’s new book: Denialism: How Irrational Thinking Hinders Scientific Progress, Harms the Planet, and Threatens Our Lives. Specter warns that we live in a world where the leaders of African nations prefer to let their citizens starve to death rather than import genetically-modified food grains. Childhood vaccines have […]

 

Whale Droppings Cure Global Warming

Considering moonbats’ obsessions with whales and with all things scatological, it’s surprising that they have only now stumbled upon the substance that could cure the earth of the imaginary global warming crisis — whale droppings: Southern Ocean sperm whales are an unexpected ally in the fight against global warming, removing the equivalent carbon emissions from […]

 

Solar Energy Oppresses Fish

Government-mandated green energy is wonderful for the crony capitalists at GE, but not so nice for animals. Not only do the hideous windmills sprouting up on our dime hack birds to pieces, now we learn that solar panels kill off the insects fish need for food. Solar panels might be a cornerstone of green energy, […]

 

Video: 1969–The Death of Modernism

The 1960s began with a presidential election between conservative cold warrior Richard Nixon…and the surprisingly conservative cold warrior John F. Kennedy. In terms of the similarity between the two candidates, and the public they represented, this was a high point in national unity. The assassination of JFK began a process that ultimately shattered that unity. During the course of the 1960s, Americans witnessed the split between the liberalism of FDR, Harry Truman, JFK and LBJ, and the rise of the punitive New Left that emerged in the wake of President Kennedy’s assassination. As we explore in the latest edition of our Silicon Graffiti video blog, the alpha and the omega of those two forms of American liberalism came less than a month apart, in the summer of 1969…

 

Wind Power: A Photographic Essay

If liberals are to be believed, we must forsake the abundant and highly efficient energy sources lying unused under our feet, and take a great leap forward into the realm of green technology. This is dominated by windmills, which until recently were regarded as quaint remnants of the Middle Ages. Wind energy doesn’t generate much […]

 

Pay Attention To Sunspots

CHURCHVILLE, VA–The sun is currently producing fewer sunspots than it has in more than a century. Florida State researchers tell us this may predict bad U.S. hurricane seasons. They say that when the sunspot numbers peak, within the (roughly) 11-year sunspot cycle, the U.S. has less than a 25 percent chance of being hit with […]

 

Moonbat Tech: GM’s YeZ

The great thing about left-wing kooks having seized control of the auto industry is that unlike private corporations, they don’t have to worry about profitability, since they draw up all the money they want from the bottomless well of taxpayers’ pockets. This frees them to create bold new designs intended not to meet consumer needs, […]

 

Moonbats Feed Wisconsin to the Wolves

Somewhere in the back of our minds is an ancestral memory of huddling around the fire in terror as wolves howl and creep closer through the darkness — or is that a premonition of the future moonbats have planned for us? In Wisconsin, it’s already coming true: David Schoone, a farmer in this lush region […]

 

How To Prevent A “Dust Bowl” Africa

CHURCHVILLE, VA – People and wild species are at more risk in Africa than on any other continent. Huge numbers of people are trying to subsist on hunting scarce animals and unsustainable slash-and-burn farming. If this continues it will undoubtedly trigger a Dust Bowl like that of the American Midwest in the 1930s along with […]

 

Prepare For A Bit Of Cooling Predicts Geologist

CHURCHVILLE, VA– “Global warming is over–at least for a few decades,” geologist Don Easterbrook, professor emeritus from Western Washington University told the Heartland Institute’s Fourth International Conference on Climate Change on May 19. He warned, however, us not to rejoice. Colder winters kill twice as many people as hot weather while crop production suffers from […]

 

Clear-Cutting Forests to Save the Planet

While paving the way for Comrade Obama’s imposition of socialism, George W. Bush declared, “I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” Taking a similar approach, the moonbats running Denmark are saving the earth from the nonexistent climate crisis by clear-cutting forests. Even some environmentalists are alarmed by the absolute insanity: The […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Servers Powered by BS

As we learned when the tech bubble burst, Silicon Valley is built largely on BS. So why shouldn’t it be powered by BS, in the name of enviromoonbat BS? Researchers at Hewlett Packard Co.’s HP Labs presented a paper (download PDF) on using cow manure from dairy farms and cattle feedlots and other “digested farm […]