California Outlaws Flat Sheets

Being a totalitarian ideology, nanny state liberalism aims to control every conceivable aspect of your life — right down to the sheets on your bed: When California’s elected officials come back from their month-long recess they face a mountain of proposed legislation (almost 900 bills are lined up and waiting), including a new law (SB432) […]

 


Huge Fine and Possible Jail for Rescuing Baby Bird

Under rule by progressive statists, most everything that isn’t mandatory is forbidden. Saving baby woodpeckers isn’t yet required by law, consequently… Eleven-year-old aspiring veterinarian, Skylar Capo, sprang into action the second she learned that a baby woodpecker in her Dad’s backyard was about to be eaten by the family cat. “I’ve just always loved animals,” […]

 



FDA Moves to Regulate Walnuts as a Drug

Big Government no longer has to pass the laugh test before expanding its power, which means any bureaucracy can regulate most anything that catches its attention. For example, the FDA is now cracking down on the “drug” we know as walnuts: Because Diamond Foods made truthful claims about the health benefits of consuming walnuts that […]

 

EPA Targets Fourth of July Fireworks

I hope you enjoyed the fireworks on the Fourth, because if the EPA has its way, it could be the last chance you’ll have: The Environmental Protection Agency is at it again — this time eyeing smog standards so stringent it could actually force cities to choose between July 4th fireworks and hugely expensive new […]

 


Agenda 21: Green Marxism

Gun-grabbing isn’t the only item on the United Nations’ agenda that targets American liberties. One of the reasons they need us disarmed is to impose schemes like Agenda 21: Agenda 21 is a UN initiative that 178 governments at the United Nations Conference on Environment and Development (UNCED) adopted in 1992 under the auspices of […]

 



On the Road to Totalitarianism With the Sixth Circuit

Last week’s decision on the constitutionality of Obamacare, which was handed down by the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals, is troubling on many fronts. Two of the three judges asserted that Congress has the authority under the Commerce Clause to compel individuals’ behavior by dint of their mere existence. A requirement that citizens purchase a […]

 

Syrian Delirium

Suriya al- Kubra! Syria – punches far above her weight class in diplopolititary deals. Instead of cool stuff like Hooters, literacy rates off the charts or creating advanced avionics – Bashar Bay Bee follows poppa Assad’s script utilizing asymmetrical assets creating a slave trading Syria, abusing Palestinians as a strategic minority resource, fiddling about with […]

 



Obamunist Bureauweenies Crack Down on Food

In the name of childhood obesity hysteria, the Obama Regime is tightening its control of what we eat: Tony the Tiger, some NASCAR drivers and cookie-selling Girl Scouts will be out of a job unless grocery manufacturers agree to reinvent a vast array of their products to satisfy the Obama administration’s food police. Either retool […]

 

Army Day!

“This We’ll Defend!” Joyeuex Anniversaire’! (#236 in fact!) to Great Satan’s all weather original voltiguerres – the Army! “…Two hundred and thirty-six years ago, the United States Army was established to defend our Nation. From the Revolutionary War to the current operations taking place around the world, our Soldiers remain Army Strong with a deep […]

 



Obama and the Coming World Tax Organization

At least when government metastasizes out of control in liberal states like California, people can escape bankruptcy by leaving for freer states that won’t crush them with taxes. This gets harder when grotesquely excessive government is imposed at the federal level. It will get harder still if Comrade Obama and his coconspirators at the Organization […]

 

The Green Fourth Reich

Germany produced many of the key figures in the development of socialism, including Otto von Bismarck, Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, and Adolf Hitler, so it should come as no surprise that some Germans are falling head over jackboots for its most alarming incarnation yet, ecototalitarianism: When it comes to environmental and climate policy, Germany’s Scientific […]

 

Churched Fined $100 per Branch for Pruning Trees

Communism is a totalitarian system under which there is no liberty whatsoever because there is no private property. Here’s an example of how an authoritarian regime might use the absence of property rights to put the screws to disapproved activities like Christian worship: Every two to three years, Eddie Sales trims and prunes the crape […]

 

Religious Freedom Lives to See Another Memorial Day in Houston

Excellent news on Memorial Day: VA bureauweenies have dropped demands that ministers keep references to Christianity out of their prayers. Assistant U.S. Attorney Fred Hindrichs told federal District Judge Lynn Hughes that the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs will not demand that Memorial Day prayers at Houston National Cemetery Monday be as non-denominational as possible. […]

 

Obama Boasts He Is Destroying Second Amendment “Under the Radar”

The statist agenda has never been achieved until the public has been disarmed, because in the end, people will inevitably rebel against socialism. Like other aspects of Obamunism so radical as to provoke open revolt, the campaign to repeal the crucial Second Amendment is going “under the radar” — to quote the Manchurian Moonbat himself: […]

 


Oil-Rich Venezuela Suffers From Energy Crisis

As the great countermoonbat Milton Friedman observed, “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand.” What would happen if you put a socialist of similar stripe in charge of Venezuela, a founding member of OPEC that is floating on oil? Naturally, the […]

 

Massive Fine for Selling Rabbits

John and Judy Dollarhite of Nixa, Missouri used to raise rabbits for extra spending money. They should have signed up for food stamps instead. Our federal overlords do not take kindly to entrepreneurism. After harassment by the USDA reminiscent of K’s tribulations in The Trial, the Dollarhites — who took good care of the animals, […]

 

Newt Gingrich Endorses Socialized Medicine

Anyone who would snuggle on a couch with Nancy Pelosi to promote the global warming hoax is either a moron or an authoritarian statist. Newt Gingrich confirms that he is the latter: Newt Gingrich’s appearance on “Meet the Press” [yesterday] could leave some wondering which party’s nomination he is running for. The former speaker had […]

 

City Council Takes Control of Backyard Birdfeeders

The low-hanging fruit is long gone when it comes to finding new aspects of our lives for bureaucrats to micromanage. In Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls City Council is tightening its fist around backyard birdfeeders. The pretext is a parody of what you would expect: Councilman Jerry James tells AkronNewsNow.com “There’s a lot of seed that comes […]