Category: Humor

“I know ‘epic’ is overused on the Internet.: But we need a new, epic-er word to do thisspot: justice.” I tend to agree.

“Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook“. (From: The Onion.)

The Los Angeles 405 vigorously expresses its: feelings.

Part of this will be familar to econonerds, but there’s a lot that’s new. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. . . . A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a […]

Good for at least a few: laughs.

If you missed “John Hawkins’s Guide to Child Care: The First Two Months”, you can read it: here. This is part two of the series. So your baby survived it’s first two months of life and you’re wondering what to do now? Well trust me..you came to the right place. For example, did you know that […]

Let’s face it, being a parent is not an easy job. One day your kid is smiling at you and thinks you can do anything, the next day they’re creeping up behind you Menendez style with a shotgun while you’re watching Survivor..and that’s if you’re lucky. You may say, John Hawkins you don’t even have […]

Today God himself took over as the head negotiator in the conflict in the Middle East. Using his powers he brought Yasser Arafat, Ariel Sharon, and all of their people to heaven itself where they were waited on hand and foot by angels as God attempted to broker a ceasefire. God motioned for silence and […]

1) What do ya mean vampires aren’t afraid of onions? 2) Amazons? Bah, they’re still just a bunch of girls…. 3) You dozen barbarians got driven back by a few hundred goblins? Whew, I smell something, it’s the stink of defeat! 4) So you’re a God huh? If you are such a bad@ss, let’s see […]

In light of the recent panic over anthrax in the US, BKW has decided to get together with 3 ordinary citizens. Billy Harris who was on a flight that landed today because of an “anthrax” related scare. Dave Patterson owner of “Dave’s Furniture”. Also, Ellen Winters, concerned citizen. Let’s get started shall we? John Hawkins:: So, […]

A few months ago Anonymous decided to give up a promising career as a layabout and chronicler of wacky hijinks for an opportunity to become a translator in the military. I recently asked him write up an article about his basic training and this is what he sent me. I’m sure that after you read […]

Rainforests as everyone knows are hot, steamy, jungles located in faraway lands such as the Sahara desert, at the top of Mt. Everest and of course in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. The rain forests are full of prehistoric dinosaurs that eat anyone who ventures too close to the jungle. That is why we […]

Are you sick and tired of those “conservative” fairy tales? Are you an American liberal or someone from Europe who thinks those fairy tales teach values that no longer need to be promoted in today’s world? Well, RWN is coming to your rescue with our “Politically Correct Fairy Tales!” ===== Hansel and Gretel Hansel and […]

Today the Federal Appeals court in San Francisco ruled that the Constitution itself was unconstitutional because the phrase “year of our Lord” was used in Article Seven. Therefore, the court ruled that instead of the Constitution, the United States would in the future be governed by a combination of the principles set forth in the […]

10) I look like Brad Pitt except taller with more muscles. 9) Click here to remove your name from our mailing list. 8) The prostitute actually gave the money back. I was that damn good! 7) Unfortunately, I can only date big women now because I carry too much meat for the average lady. 6) […]

Today we’re fortunate enough to have an interview with Bono, the lead singer of U2. Of course, Bono is world famous for singing songs like “Where the Streets Have No Name”, “Desire”, “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”, and too many other songs to mention. These days Bono is as famous for his […]

Greetings friends (and by friends I mean everyone but Americans)! BKW has long been accused of being too pro-American and in order to refute these scandalous charges we’ve decided to write a “Guide to Anti-Americanism.” If you’ve ever wanted to fit in at European Dinner Parties, Anti-globalism protests, or at a Harvard faculty meeting this […]