Rosie O’Donnell Afraid She Personally Won’t Make It Through Trump’s Presidency – Warns America

27 Oct, 2017 by Sierra Marlee

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Apparently, Rosie O’Donnell thinks she lives in the luckiest country on the planet, but I would have to disagree, unfortunately.

You see, she doesn’t think she’ll make it through Donald Trump’s Presidency (Is there a Twinkie shortage that us little people aren’t privy to?) and she wants America to know. The mistake she makes here is thinking that we care.

Having been one of Donald Trump’s most vocal critics since as far back as 2006, O’Donnell is no stranger to inflated and inflammatory rhetoric regarding the President. In fact…

Now she’s talking to the media (show of hands, who noticed she was missing? Anyone? Nobody? Okay then.) for the first time since the election and boy howdy, I was sorely tempted to offer her some cheese with that whine.

“I haven’t done any interviews since he’s been elected. Today’s the first day of doing interviews,” she said, once again mistakenly believing that anyone cares. “I haven’t been on television doing interviews since he’s been elected, so when I do the press for this show that will be the first time, and it has taken me a full year to integrate the reality of him being a president in a way that I don’t come across as either so full of rage that no one can hear my words, or so sad that I can’t articulate the level of pain.”

Oh, you poor thing. Living in reality is clearly very hard for you and the rest of us simply don’t give a flying hoot.

“I seriously worry whether I personally will be able to live through [his presidency] and whether the nation will be able to live through it and survive,” she continued.

Oh boy, I haven’t rolled my eyes that hard in quite some time. No seriously, she’s worried that the Presidency might kill her? That has got to be indicative of some sort of mental illness, right? That can’t be something that a completely sane person is concerned about. I don’t remember hearing this kind of rhetoric during the Obama Presidency, so where on earth did these nutjobs get this crap?

Newsflash Rosie, you’re going to be fine. Again, as a country we’re not lucky enough to get rid of you like that. It’s an unfortunate reality that we all have to deal with, but I think we’ll get over it. If we’re forced to deal with your existence, the least we can do is force you to deal with Trump’s in exchange. That’s what we call equality.