Global Warming Killed Off Space Aliens

What fun it would be to interact with wise and benevolent space aliens like E.T. But we can’t, possibly because global warming killed them, according to an exceptionally shrill and delusion propaganda piece at Discovery:

As we look deeper into our galaxy for signs of extraterrestrial life, we keep drawing a blank. Does this mean life on Earth is unique and we’re the only ones out here? Or could it just mean that all the aliens are dead?

Fresh on the heels of the recent news surrounding the increasingly dire climate forecast for our planet, comes a possible warning from the cosmos: climate change in extraterrestrial environments is inevitable and, should life on hypothetically habitable worlds not act as a stabilizer for their environments, it serves as a “sell-by” date for all burgeoning lifeforms.

Acting as a “stabilizer” presumably means allowing left-wing politicians to ratchet up taxation and regulation. Never mind that no evidence has ever been presented that Big Government can significantly influence the climate, no matter how much damage it inflicts on the economy.

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Soon we will meet the fate of the aliens if we do not submit to the will of the warmists:

Now, we’re seeing rapid impacts on our civilization as the balance in our climate is knocked off-kilter by the inexorable rise of greenhouse gases from industrial processes and energy needs. …

For now, this is all speculation, but what’s clear from observations of our own planet, is that … unless we find a way of reversing the damage we’ve caused to our environment, it seems we’ll quickly become just another lifeform that didn’t make the grade.

Dead space aliens. Add it to the Warmlist (human extinction is already on it).

E.T. first noticed global warming when it attacked his finger.

On a tip from Steve T. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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