Feminists OUTRAGED Over Kermit’s Younger, Thinner New Girlfriend (Yes, Really)

Feminists OUTRAGED Over Kermit’s Younger, Thinner New Girlfriend (Yes, Really)

You read that right; we live in a society where feminists are more upset about a muppet’s dating life than the torture and murder of women in the Middle East. The fact that this is even a story I have to write is depressing. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, so we’re just going to move on.

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From Breitbart:

Famed Muppet character Kermit the frog, who reportedly ended his fictional four-decade relationship with Miss Piggy in August, was rumored to have found new love this week in Denise, a much younger, domesticated hooved creature.

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Despite the trivial nature of the rumors, feminists all over the Internet, some of them posing as journalists, were up in arms this week, and shared their outrage over the matter on social media.

(If we’re going there, and it looks like we are, Kermit has now confirmed that he is not dating Denise, but the two are friends.)

“Well, apparently Kermit can’t get enough of women like his ex – as long as they’re younger and thinner than her and less successful than him (but still work at ABC, so he can rub her in Miss Piggy’s face),” writesThe Guardian’s Megan Carpentier.

Never mind that the controversy surrounds two felt pigs and a frog, Miss Piggy was more often than not a terrible partner, who regularly engaged in domestic battery.

If you don’t believe me, go to Twitter. The RadFems have their talons out and are ripping into anything with male equipment. All over a piece of fabric controlled by a human hand.

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