Apple Makes Us Safe by Replacing Pistol Emoji

America has progressed just a little closer to the ultimate safety we will enjoy when utopia has been achieved, thanks to Apple replacing a pistol emoji with a squirt gun emoji:

New emoji icons … will be included as part of a new beta version of iOS for iPhones and iPads.

But as part of the latest update, Apple actually removed an emoji. Apple has replaced the handgun emoji with a bright green icon that looks like a classic Super Soaker water pistol.

This appears to be an Apple decision to change its icon — not a decision by Unicode, the body that writes the standards for computer characters, including emoji.

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Liberals evidently found the emoji on the right frightening:


The pushy moonbats at Apple also managed to nix a proposed rifle emoji that they did not want included among other icons to commemorate the Summer Olympics.

Even the squirt gun might be a little too menacing. If you’ve seen The Wizard of Oz, you know that water is dangerous to some people:


On tips from Lyle and Varla. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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