Newspeak Dictionary Update – John Hawkins' Right Wing News

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Please disregard the directive above. The criminal colonists invading our country and helping to reduce it to a Third World hellhole are now to be called Economic Migrants. The liberal Guardian reports on the fun in northern Mexico that has already begun to spill over the resolutely undefended border:

The body of an official investigating the massacre of 72 Central and South American migrants killed in a ranch in the northeastern Mexican state of Tamaulipas was found today dumped beside a nearby road alongside another unidentified victim, according to local media.

Earlier, two cars exploded outside the studios of the national TV network Televisa in the state capital, Ciudad Victoria. There were no casualties, but the blasts added to a growing sense of fear in the aftermath of the worst single act of violence in the country’s raging drug wars. …

The massacre was discovered after an Ecuadorian migrant, who had been left for dead with a neck wound, escaped. Luis Freddy Lala Pomavilla, 18, found his way to a navy road checkpoint.

He said the migrants had been kidnapped by armed men who identified themselves as belonging to the Zetas, one of the cartels fighting for supremacy in the state. He said the killing began after they refused offers to work for the cartel. …

The massacre has focused attention on the vulnerability of US-bound economic migrants…

Economic Migrants, not Undocumented Democrats. Update your copies of the Newspeak dictionary at once.

Of course we could put an end to this insanity by closing the border. But that would deprive moonbats of an opportunity to weep for the plight of the huddled brown masses.

Economic Migrants leave a distinctive trail.

On a tip from X101ABNDevil. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

Comrades, revise your Newspeak dictionaries at once:

The European Parliament has banned the terms ‘Miss’ and ‘Mrs’ in case they offend female MEPs.

The politically correct rules also mean a ban on Continental titles, such as Madame and Mademoiselle, Frau and Fraulein and Senora and Senorita.

Guidance issued in a new ‘Gender-Neutral Language’ pamphlet instead orders politicians to address female members by their full name only.

Officials have also ordered that ‘sportsmen’ be called ‘athletes’, ‘statesmen’ be referred to as ‘political leaders’ and even that ‘synthetic’ or ‘artificial’ be used instead of ‘man-made’.

The guidance lists banned terms for describing professions, including fireman, air hostess, headmaster, policeman, salesman, manageress, cinema usherette and male nurse.

To show that the EP isn’t quite totalitarian, the terms “midwife,” “waiter,” and “waitress” will continue to be permitted for the time being.

Think of the trees that will be saved as our dictionaries become ever slimmer with each word that is erased from the language in the name of political correctness.

Other helpful EU directives include a requirement that all rubber boots be accompanied by a user’s manual in 12 languages.

Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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