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Give’em the Old Razzle Dazzle

Janet Yellen channels Billy Flynn? Last week the Fed Chairwoman treated us to a master class of rhetorical misdirection which produced some memorable examples of doublespeak, including the soon to be classic “Just because we removed the word ‘patient’ does not mean we’re going to be ‘impatient.”‘ But perhaps more surprising than her new heights of verbal dexterity was the […]

NFL rookie’s decision to retire another sign football is doomed

Years ago Rush Limbaugh called me a liberal sportswriter, suggesting I was the harbinger of death to football in America. Happily, though, loyal readers know that I’m not even remotely liberal. Just ask my editors, or the legions of Obama’s peeved off hopium smokers or the perpetually angry Clintonistas. But it is true that I […]

‘What Have I Come Up With? Health Care’: Obama Boasts to Six-Year-Old Inventors At White House Science Fair

President Obama will forever be known for his namesake “achievement”: Obamacare. The socialist takeover of the American healthcare system will, if left intact, prove both costly and deadly and the effects of the disastrous legislation will linger long after Obama has shuffled off into retirement. According to a report from the Daily Mail, however, Obama […]

Topeka Politics Professor Teaching That Republicans and Ted Cruz are ‘Extremists’ and Racists

A so-called professor of political science at Washburn University in Topeka, Kansas is teaching that the Republican Party is an “extremist” and racist party bent on repealing civil rights. Once again we see that a liberal so-called teacher is indoctrinating kids, instead of teaching facts. This hatemonger is named Chris Hamilton, a professor of political […]

Groom Knocks the Bride Out at His Mom’s Request

You can take three guesses what religion the groom in this story is, but you’ll probably only need one. At his mother’s request, this groom decided to beat his wife up on their wedding day. An Egyptian groom who knocked his bride out by fracturing her skull just after their wedding told police he did […]

WATCH: The Hilarious Moment a Father Sits His Daughter Down to Tell Her She’s Going to Be a Big Sister – And She Just Can’t Keep Her ‘Excitement’ In

A lot of kids are excited to find out that they’re going to be a big brother or sister. But this adorable little girl showed her excitement in a rather, well… unique way. Mum Megan Williams revealed that her two-year-old daughter Kathryn is constantly asking for a little brother or sister. So she decided to […]

Illegal Alien Cops

The massive tide of illegal aliens Obama has invited to invade the country tend not to be merely unskilled, impoverished Third World peasants, but unskilled, impoverished Third World peasants who would not be here if they were not willing to break our laws. This has presented a challenge to police, who must try to maintain […]

Living in Luxury Apartments at Public Expense

Better get those tax forms ready. Freeloaders in luxury apartments are entitled to their Section 8 subsidies: Verde Point is a self-described “luxury apartment” complex with a rooftop pool and “personal wine storage” that is currently accepting public housing assistance recipients who will live there practically for free, courtesy of the taxpayers — at least […]

Cops arrest man who sexually assaulted a sleeping woman on a New York subway train after another passenger recorded the attack and put it on YouTube instead of intervening to stop the assault [Video]

It took more than two years to nail this scum? Really? First off, I would never, ever nap on public transportation. That’s asking for it. Lopez must have been inebriated if she slept through so much of the assault. I would wake instantly. 10 people watched this go down… they should all be tracked down […]

Odin might need a bigger cake! Thousands of strangers turn out to help a 13-year-old boy with Asperger’s celebrate his birthday after none of his classmates RSVP’d to his birthday party [Video]

Odin just turned 13 – he has Asperger’s Syndrome and is bullied and taunted at school for it. So, I guess it was no surprise when virtually no one from his school would come to his birthday party. His mom put out a request on Facebook and the next thing you know, over 5,000 happy […]