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Give’em the Old Razzle Dazzle
Janet Yellen channels Billy Flynn? Last week the Fed Chairwoman treated us to a master class of rhetorical misdirection which produced some memorable examples of doublespeak, including the soon to be classic “Just because we removed the word ‘patient’ does not mean we’re going to be ‘impatient.”‘ But perhaps more surprising than her new heights of verbal dexterity was the […]
NFL rookie’s decision to retire another sign football is doomed
Years ago Rush Limbaugh called me a liberal sportswriter, suggesting I was the harbinger of death to football in America. Happily, though, loyal readers know that I’m not even remotely liberal. Just ask my editors, or the legions of Obama’s peeved off hopium smokers or the perpetually angry Clintonistas. But it is true that I […]
Standing Up (Cartoon)
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[Touching Video] On Picture Day, One Little Girl Finds Out the Real Reason She’s So Dressed Up
One little girl wondered why she was so dressed up for picture day when she heard something she couldn’t quite believe – her mother’s voice. Catherine Kelly had been on her second deployment when she returned to see her daughter at school. This will melt your heart: Five-year-old Brianna was standing on her school’s bleachers […]
‘What Have I Come Up With? Health Care’: Obama Boasts to Six-Year-Old Inventors At White House Science Fair
President Obama will forever be known for his namesake “achievement”: Obamacare. The socialist takeover of the American healthcare system will, if left intact, prove both costly and deadly and the effects of the disastrous legislation will linger long after Obama has shuffled off into retirement. According to a report from the Daily Mail, however, Obama […]
Female Student Drags Her Sexual Attacker By The Hair To Police Like A Boss
This world is a savage one and there is a dearth of stories with happy endings. A recent report by A Plus highlights such a good ending after a woman dragged her would-be attacker to a police station by his hair. According to news.com.au, a man grabbed Mandhare around 2:30 in the afternoon and attempted to […]
VIDEO: 13-Year-Old Mo’ne Davis Gives Maturity Lesson to College Baseball Player Who Called Her a Slut
Little League star Mo’ne Davis has had a great year; however, the teenage star has received some negative attention from a classless college baseball player and in an article by IJReview, Ms. Davis takes the highroad and offers a lesson in civility to her attacker. Mo’ne Davis has had a banner year. She played in […]
Topeka Politics Professor Teaching That Republicans and Ted Cruz are ‘Extremists’ and Racists
A so-called professor of political science at Washburn University in Topeka, Kansas is teaching that the Republican Party is an “extremist” and racist party bent on repealing civil rights. Once again we see that a liberal so-called teacher is indoctrinating kids, instead of teaching facts. This hatemonger is named Chris Hamilton, a professor of political […]
Who Needs the Constitution? Obama Lawyers Now Working to Deny Wash. Redskins Their Trademarked Name
Obama is now sending his lawyers out to try and destroy the NFL’s Washington Redskins by forcing the courts to deny the team a trademark status for its name. If Obama is successful, the team will lose millions of dollars in revenue. Obama uses the presidency like a weapon aimed squarely at America and everything […]
A 10-Year-Old Unable to Recite the Quran Was Made to Do 170 Pushups and Lands in the Hospital
What happens to Muslim children if they don’t completely memorize the Quran? In one school, at least, a boy was abused and made to do 170 push-ups, all because he didn’t memorize a specific verse. In an incident that has shocked people in the city, a 10-year-old boy was made to do 170 push ups […]
Groom Knocks the Bride Out at His Mom’s Request
You can take three guesses what religion the groom in this story is, but you’ll probably only need one. At his mother’s request, this groom decided to beat his wife up on their wedding day. An Egyptian groom who knocked his bride out by fracturing her skull just after their wedding told police he did […]
Obama’s Nat’l Security Advisor So Incompetent She is Fooled By Internet Hoax About Africa
Barack Obama’s incompetent top expert on Africa is so ill-informed about the continent that she was fooled by a fake Internet hoax about the death of a famous Nigerian writer. Obama’s National Security Advisor, Susan Rice, was for years the State Department’s top expert on Africa. But she has proven herself so uninformed about the […]
This Young Man Got Busted for Bullying – and You Won’t Believe What His Dad Does!
One of the best parents I have ever seen, this guy is taking no crap off of his son. I bet that this kid won’t be bullying anyone anytime soon. Rare reports: Like many parents, Timothy Robenhorst has zero tolerance for bullying. So when he found out his son Kayden was bullying other students in […]
ISIS Video Features a Christian Man Saying How Much He Loves Being a Muslim After They Forced Him to Convert to Islam
These peace-loving Muslims are just so tolerant, forcing people to convert to Islam at the tip of a sword. And now they’re parading one of those people in a brand new video where a Christian is made to say how much he loves being a Muslim. The first video was produced by Wilayat al-Baraka, the […]
WATCH: The Hilarious Moment a Father Sits His Daughter Down to Tell Her She’s Going to Be a Big Sister – And She Just Can’t Keep Her ‘Excitement’ In
A lot of kids are excited to find out that they’re going to be a big brother or sister. But this adorable little girl showed her excitement in a rather, well… unique way. Mum Megan Williams revealed that her two-year-old daughter Kathryn is constantly asking for a little brother or sister. So she decided to […]
[VIDEO] Patriotic Theme Chosen By Students ‘Struck Down’ by School – But The Dance Will Go On!
This is not a joke. In Massachusetts, Lexington High School is having a SERIOUS debate over the theme of a school dance. Wow, it must be pretty awful of a theme, right? Like gang colors or one-race only? Nope. Get ready for this ‘terrible’ theme: America. IJReview Reports: A Massachusetts high school is having a […]
Jeb Bush Reveals His Anti-Israel Stance With Speech at Anti-Israel Conference
Jeb Bush has revealed that he is anti-Israel, says leading conservative talk show host Mark Levin. The radio talker says that two things show that Bush seems to be setting himself up as the anti-Israel candidate. Bush is anti-Israel not only for picking well-known Jew hater James Baker as a top advisor but for letting […]
A Texas Family’s Quality Time Was Ruined When Their Two-Year-Old Daughter Was Served This at a Restaurant (VIDEO)
A night out at a restaurant with your kids shouldn’t turn into a situation where parents have to worry about what’s slipped into their kid’s drink. But that’s what happened when one family went to Texas Roadhouse, and their two-year-old ended up in the hospital. The family went to a Texas Roadhouse to celebrate Derek […]
YESTERDAY’S PROOF That The Old Media Establishment is all in for Hillary for President
Welcome Hillary Clinton, our new overlord and the next lawless Democrat to head this failing country. At least this is as far as the media is concerned. By what the media did yesterday we have proof that Hillary is their choice. Yesterday Hillary appeared at an event held by the Toner Prize for Excellence in […]
Black Teenager Allegedly Guns Down an Unarmed White Man Begging ‘Don’t Shoot’… Liberal Outrage?
If Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Eric Holder, and their race-baiting ilk are to believed, a murder where a person of a different race is shot while begging for their life is an atrocity that should be deemed a hate crime and demands justice. Yet somehow, they’re curiously silent on the shooting death of an unarmed […]
Illegal Alien Cops
The massive tide of illegal aliens Obama has invited to invade the country tend not to be merely unskilled, impoverished Third World peasants, but unskilled, impoverished Third World peasants who would not be here if they were not willing to break our laws. This has presented a challenge to police, who must try to maintain […]
Living in Luxury Apartments at Public Expense
Better get those tax forms ready. Freeloaders in luxury apartments are entitled to their Section 8 subsidies: Verde Point is a self-described “luxury apartment” complex with a rooftop pool and “personal wine storage” that is currently accepting public housing assistance recipients who will live there practically for free, courtesy of the taxpayers — at least […]
OUTRAGEOUS: Obama Has Released Almost 166,000 Criminal Aliens Into the US Population
According to new documents uncovered by a government watchdog group, Obama has now released a grand total of 165,900 criminal illegals into the US interior. If this isn’t a concerted effort to destroy the United States, what is it? Just an accident? Obama has released tens of thousands of rapists, drunk drivers, and murderers into […]
The crazy hags led by Whoopi Goldberg on the View want to see Ted Cruz’s birth certificate [Video]
My eyes and ears are dribbling blood after subjecting myself to the moronic ramblings of these hags. The long knives came out by the left and the RINOs even before the announcement by Cruz. “Moonbeam” Jerry Brown came out calling Ted Cruz, and his wife for that matter, stupid because they don’t believe in global […]
Cops arrest man who sexually assaulted a sleeping woman on a New York subway train after another passenger recorded the attack and put it on YouTube instead of intervening to stop the assault [Video]
It took more than two years to nail this scum? Really? First off, I would never, ever nap on public transportation. That’s asking for it. Lopez must have been inebriated if she slept through so much of the assault. I would wake instantly. 10 people watched this go down… they should all be tracked down […]
George Zimmerman Takes The Gloves Off and Hammers Obama With Fierce Accusation
George Zimmerman has been quiet ever since the Department of Justice said it was not going to prosecute them for killing Trayvon Martin. He did however open up to his Divorce Lawyer, who has apparently opened up to the press… “The president should never have allowed the DOJ investigation and is guilty of ramping up […]
Rep. Peter King Blasts Ted Cruz…Then Threatens to Do This if He Gets GOP Nomination
There have been a number of over the top reactions to Ted Cruz announcing he’s running for President. However, this one from a member of his own party might take the cake… “We need intelligent debate in the country. Now, Ted Cruz may be an intelligent person, but he doesn’t carry out an intelligent debate,” […]
[VIDEO] CNN To WH: Why Does White House Trust Iranian Leader Who Chants ‘Death To America’?
The White House seems to really think they can trust Iran, even as their leaders are chanting ‘Death to America.’ CNN recently asked WH spokesman Josh Earnest about this… “Over the weekend, Ayatollah Khomeini gave a speech,” Acosta said. ”And during that speech, there were people in the crowd chanting ‘Death to America’ and the […]
Odin might need a bigger cake! Thousands of strangers turn out to help a 13-year-old boy with Asperger’s celebrate his birthday after none of his classmates RSVP’d to his birthday party [Video]
Odin just turned 13 – he has Asperger’s Syndrome and is bullied and taunted at school for it. So, I guess it was no surprise when virtually no one from his school would come to his birthday party. His mom put out a request on Facebook and the next thing you know, over 5,000 happy […]