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Marry Me Jennifer!!!

Hey! Thanks for coming to this part of my web page. This page was created in hopes that I could get married to the woman I love. Her name is: Jennifer Layton. She’s a humor columnist for Brass Knuckles Webzine and she actually lives in North Carolina just like me! I managed to meet her via […]

The Journal of an Angsty Teen

July 5th, 2001 Dear Journal, All in all it was a good day. Productive. I woke up around 5 this morning, just early enough to update my anti-Christian website. Around 8 I started thinking about killing myself so I logged on to AOL Instant Messenger to tell people, but nobody was on so I decided […]

Man Sued for $340,000 For Twitter Followers!?

This is an interesting situation for everyone who uses social media. After you leave a company, who owns the social media accounts you used while employed? Also, how much is a Twitter account really worth? I talk about this situation below.

Obama Uses Final 2011 Weekly Address To Whine Some More

And, yes, he also gets rather snippy and partisan, as well (The Hill) President Obama ended 2011 by predicting a contentious 2012. In his final weekly address of the year, the president said he was hopeful about making progress on his agenda in the coming year but warned that it wouldn’t be easy. “We’ve got […]

“Bob Hope’s secret of getting rich”

“He was the first comedian to run himself as a business, and he succeeded brilliantly.Time: magazine reported in 1967 that he was worth half a billion dollars. Asked about the figure, Hope said, ‘Anyone can do it. All you have to do is: save a million dollars a year for 500 years.’” Link via: Stan Liebowitz.

America’s Big Loser 2011: Americans

In North Carolina this week, a young man named Mostafa Kamel Hendi hit upon a plan to make ends meet in this rotten economy: He decided to knock over a local gold store. Tape shows this determined and enterprising flower of American youth strolling into the store, hoodie over his head, and then gesturing to […]

Gallup: GOP Contenders Come Closer To American Views

Here’s something we all intrinsically know, and knew prior to the 2008 election: Americans are center-right, and the GOP’s viewpoints are closer to their own than what Obama pushes (Gallup) Americans perceive Jon Huntsman, Mitt Romney, and Ron Paul as closest to themselves ideologically, and Michele Bachmann and Barack Obama as furthest away. A USA […]

Charlie Sheen was clearly the man of the year.

You’ll recall that 2011 began with the oafish actor celebrating his own narcotic and sexual crapulence like a victorious gladiator working the crowds. He was egged on by a media with as much decency as the cons on the top tiers of the prison who chant “fresh fish” as the new inmates walk into general […]

Profanity and Pop Music

Profanity and pop music go hand in hand these days. The pop star Rihanna recently appeared on the British version of Simon Cowell’s singing competition “The X Factor” dressed in a demure plaid jumper with a prim white collar. It seemed like a bow to younger viewers (and their parents). But a glance at her […]

Voters Want Growth, Not Income Redistribution

“A 2008 election widely regarded as heralding a shift toward the more government-friendly public sentiment of the New Deal and Great Society eras seems to have yielded just the reverse.” So writes William Galston, Brookings Institution scholar and deputy domestic adviser in the Clinton White House, in the New Republic. Galston, one of the smartest […]

Blind to Their Liberal Biases

I think it’s very difficult for any of us to be objective about any subject, especially something we care deeply about, but my objective observation is that liberals tend to be less aware of and less willing to admit their biases. We see this often, which I’ll get to, but first, let me relate how […]

The Elephant Stick

What’s the elephant stick?:  Simply, it’s: a stake driven into the ground to keep a chained baby elephant from escaping captivity.:  The young elephant, small and relatively weak, is: not yet strong enough to pull up: the stake and flee.:  The baby elephant: learns that: when it feels tension on it’s ankle: it’s reached the end of: the chain and: can’t go any: farther.:  […]

Newt: Sitting On Couch With Nancy Was “Dumbest Thing….”

Unfortunately, he doesn’t walk back his globull warming beliefs, and, more importantly, his belief in legislation and regulation to “stop” globull warming (Huffington Post) Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich was pressed again Tuesday on one of the ghosts of his political past, when a notorious advertisement on climate change featuring him alongside then-Speaker […]

Suddenly, Eric Holder’s Worried About ‘Undocumented” Guns

The current US Attorney General is probably the last person who should be discussing illegal guns, er, undocumented boom sticks, but, then, Fast and Furious seemed to be more about creating a situation to implement more gun controls on legal owners (Politico) The number of officers killed in the line of duty jumped 13 percent […]

The 10 Biggest Failures Of 2011

10) The Walking Dead: Season 2: The first season of The Walking Dead was the best thing to happen to sci-fi fans since Buffy the Vampire Slayer went off the air. People loved the series so much that the second season premiere set a ratings record. Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there as the […]

The new old Europe

Nearly 10 years ago, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld provoked outrage by referring to “Old Europe.” How dare he, snapped the French and Germans, call us “old” when the utopian European Union was all the rage, the new euro was soaring in value, and the United States was increasingly isolated under the Bush administration! Yet […]

Norman Lear’s Left-Wing Paranoia About ‘The Right’

They’re coming for your children! They’re coming for the womenfolk! Then they’re coming after you! Norman Lear, the famous television show producer, offered this hysterically paranoid assessment of the allegedly growing and presumably insidious power of “the right”: “I want to suggest that we lefties start laying claim to what we see as ‘sacred’ and […]

The Justice Department’s identity problem

Is there, or should there ever be, a point when a state is no longer penalized for its discriminatory past? Not according to the Department of Justice, which last Friday rejected a South Carolina law that would have required voters show a valid photo ID before casting their ballots. Justice says the law discriminates against […]

Republican Voters’ Choices

No one seems to be really happy with this year’s field of Republican candidates for that party’s presidential nomination — except perhaps the Democrats. The sudden rise, and equally sudden fall, of a succession of Republican front-runners is just one sign of the dissatisfaction of the Republican voters with this field of candidates. In this, […]

Only One Candidate Is Right On The Two Most Important Issues

In the upcoming presidential election, two issues are more important than any others: repealing Obamacare and halting illegal immigration. If we fail at either one, the country will be changed permanently. Taxes can be raised and lowered. Regulations can be removed (though they rarely are). Attorneys general and Cabinet members can be fired. Laws can […]

From a TV Show to A Fight for Campus Free Speech

This video, which features an interview with legendary author Neil Gaiman (famed science fiction, fantasy and comic book writer), is a lighthearted look at how the University of Wisconsin-Stout ended up being forced to back down from its oppression of the free speech of one of its professors. Professor James Miller’s poster, one featuring a […]

Occupy DC: Rats, Meth, Terrorist Flags

At what point is the following representative of the 99%? (via OWS Exposed) (Washington Times) People monitoring the Occupy D.C. movement tell Inside the Ring that the two encampments are fast becoming health hazards. Numerous protesters also recently were sickened with unusual respiratory illnesses. The major emerging problem for the leftists camped out in tents […]