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Enough with Hollywood’s Pendulous Boobery

From runways to red carpets to Instagram and Snapchat, celebrity overexposure is inescapable. We’re drowning in underboob. Bombarded with sideboob. Nip slips. Crotch slips. Bare-bottom flashes. All of the above, all at once. The problem, my fellow Americans, is not that we live in an age of wardrobe malfunctions. It’s that we live in an […]

Private Is Better

Our next president will almost certainly be Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. But I take heart knowing that America’s founders imposed checks and balances, so there will be limits on what bad things the next president can do. Most of what government does is expensive and useless, no matter who is president. Or governor. Or […]

You Are What You Say You Are

Last year, I declared myself a springbok trapped in a human body. A springbok is a highly agile individual who is among the “least concern” species and resides in the southeastern part of the African continent. With such a declaration, some people will suggest that I am suffering from a condition known as species dysphoria, […]

Women Leave Clinton

In the past few days, Hillary Clinton has fallen behind Donald Trump in a number of major national polls. But the worse news for her is that her losses are almost entirely among women voters. Women are emerging as the moving pieces in this year’s presidential election. In April, Fox News showed Clinton beating Trump […]

Is Hillary Clinton the Only Innocent Person in a 10-Mile Radius?

Hillary Clinton is as pure as the driven snow, at least according to Hillary Clinton. Clinton will tell you how honest and transparent she is, right after cackling hysterically to stall for time. She will tell you that she always cooperates with law enforcement, that she has attempted to turn over all materials to relevant […]

Four-way race for president not out of the question

Could Bernie Sanders put Mitt Romney in the White House? I haven’t gotten my 2012 and 2016 wires crossed; I have a theory that’s slightly more realistic than a Donald Trump presidency seemed a year ago. As it stands now, it seems almost inconceivable that Sanders could become the Democratic nominee — unless the FBI […]

Was it Police Abuse or an Unruly Criminal?

On the coast of North Carolina there are many wonderful beaches and islands to explore. Most of them are fairly serene where families go to get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. Islands like Ocean Isle, Holden Beach, Oak Island and Caswell Beach separated from the mainland by the famous Intracoastal Waterway. […]

Obama’s Deadly Globalism

Federal officials are warning that mosquitoes carrying Zika virus will start biting and infecting U.S. residents in the next month. Key trouble spots are southern Florida, Louisiana, Texas and southern California, but the risk could extend north to New York and San Francisco. The virus inflicts horrific brain damage on unborn children as well as […]

Time to shove the ‘free love’ generation out the door

The leftists who came of age in the counterculture revolutionary movements of the ’60s and ’70s are now in charge in both Europe and the U.S., and facing a populist backlash. They failed to learn the lessons of their own experiences, and it’s time for them to be dropkicked into the waste bin of history. […]

WATCH: They Were For Abortion Until They Saw This Video

Television changed everything. Americans turned against Vietnam when they saw the images on television. However, too few people are willing to look at images detailing abortion procedures. When people were shown the below video, they changed their minds on the issue. Check it out and share this important video. From National Review: When faced with […]

This Brutal Meme Tells It Like It Is To The People To Hate Cops

Police officers are imperfect. They’re humans. They sometimes make mistakes and some even have a chip on their shoulders. However, because of their commitment to radicalizing race relations, the left has committed to waging a war on police and vilifying the entire profession comprised of people who maintain law and order in our country. The […]

Grown Men Who Present Themselves as Dogs

Now that political correctness has overruled biological reality, men can be women. It stands to reason that they can also be dogs: Around 10,000 people follow the pet play craze in the UK, according to Channel 4’s Secret Life of the Human Pups, which explores the phenomenon. A 28-year-old Oxford graduate named Kye says that […]

Allowing Carbon Emissions Is Revealed to Be Unconstitutional

Maybe the Constitution is as bad as progressives say. Literally all human activity produces CO2; the more productive the activity, the more CO2 it will probably produce, which is fortunate for the plants it nourishes. However, now we learn that failing to punish the production of CO2 is unconstitutional: The current unwillingness or inability of […]

IRS Employee Makes Terrifying Announcement – OBAMA IGNORES

As if targeting conservative groups wasn’t enough, this IRS employee not only doesn’t feel bad about it, but he’s willfully admitting that he would do it again, and with extreme prejudice. The fact that nobody in the government is willing to do anything about this is DISGUSTING. From Young Conservatives: We all remember the IRS […]

BREAKING: Devastating News for Hillary – Could the End Be Near?

While many were worried that selecting Donald Trump as the Republican nominee could spell disaster in the general election, Trump is now officially ahead of Clinton while the only numbers she sees rising are her unfavorability numbers. From Breitbart: Despite Hillary Clinton raising $264,973,438 to Donald Trump’s $51,393,537, the latest Washington Post-ABC News poll found Trump […]