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Starving on the Prosciutto-and-Brie Poverty Diet

Heed the cry of an entitled young American hipster: Woe is me, me, me, me, me! Talia Jane, a 25-year-old melodramatic millennial, made social media waves last week with her “open letter” to the CEO of crowd-sourced review website Yelp. The indigent English major in smart glasses lamented her deplorable plight toiling in the company’s […]

Joy and Bad Law

According to Betfair.com, Jennifer Lawrence probably won’t win best actress at the Oscars Sunday. I’m rooting for her, though — not because of her acting, but because the movie she stars in, “Joy,” celebrates the difficulty of entrepreneurship. Lawrence’s character is based on real-life entrepreneur Joy Mangano, who invented the self-wringing Miracle Mop and other […]

Gullible Americans

Jonathan Swift (1667-1745), satirist, essayist and political pamphleteer, is a favorite of mine. He wrote “Gulliver’s Travels.” One of Gulliver’s voyages was to Laputa, where he visited the grand academy of Lagado, whose scientists have visions not unlike today’s politicians who exploit mankind’s gullibility. Before getting around to our politicians, how about a quick synopsis […]

Why Rubio Can’t Win

Now that Chris Christie has crashed, John Kasich has been ghettoized, Scott Walker self-destructed, and nobody bought the idea of Jeb Bush, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men — as well as Fox News — are trying to shove Marco Rubio down the throats of the Republican electorate. But they’ll never make […]

Liberal Senate Republicans Go Spineless Over Supreme Court Hearings

Well, that didn’t take very long, did it. Just days after Justice Scalia’s untimely death and an even shorter period of time since Republican leadership declared its intention not to consent to an Obama nominee; moderates within the Republican Party are going wobbly. I guess that is not entirely accurate. The ones going wobbly were […]

A Rubio-Cruz ticket might be the only way to stop Trump

As things stand, Donald Trump is the presumptive GOP nominee. That’s awful news, and depressing to contemplate. But terrible possibilities don’t become less terrible if we refuse to contemplate them. Rather, they become more likely. The GOP’s collective desire to look away has been a problem for months. Nearly everyone, including yours truly, believed that […]

Has Technology Saved Us From A Dystopian Future, Or Created One?

PARIS — A stunning photo has emerged from this week’s Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. It shows a conference hall full of attendees with View-Master-style virtual reality contraptions strapped onto their faces, computers teetering on laps, and a beaming Mark Zuckerberg walking past them all. At first glance, the photograph is reminiscent of one of […]

CIA Program Promotes Cross-Dressing

Even though the federal government has become a cesspool of depraved moonbattery, you might think that at least the CIA would have more important things to do than promote psychosexual perversion. But no: The Central Intelligence Agency three-year “Diversity and Inclusion Strategy” includes a dedicated program to recruit transgender individuals and agency-wide “unconscious bias” training. […]

Feds Welcome Immigrants With Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Gives us your tired, your poor, your degenerates festering with sexually transmitted diseases… The administration has decided to let immigrants with three sexually transmitted diseases known for causing sores or lesions on genitalia to enter the United States, an expansion of a previous decision to let in those with HIV. The Department of Health and […]

Hillary Panicking After THIS Video Leaks

There is a video published by the Republican National Committee as an ad for South Carolinians, to remember who the Clintons really are. Damning evidence of their true identity and less than good intentions, are now neatly put together in this video for your viewing pleasure. Black voters who side with the Democratic Party need […]

BOOM: Donald Trump May Have Just Secured the GOP Nomination

When it comes to Presidential politics, you find that at it’s very core- it’s all about math. Such as in the fight for delegates leading up to this summer’s Republican National Convention. Some numbers have been ran and the results are in… The delegate math is close to conclusive: Donald Trump will be extremely close […]

Inner City THUG Attacks Delivery Man… BAD Idea! [VIDEO]

Nothing gets my blood boiling more than injustice against someone who is really trying to do the right thing. This delivery man was minding his own business when some punk decided to attack him verbally and physically… Of course, like with any other similar situation these days, there were morons around to film the entire […]

Cracker Barrel’s Hash Browns Recipe Leaked

All of us, every now and then are in need of some comfort food. For many it is the Cracker Barrel’s Hash Browns. Now, thanks to a couple of cooking geniuses on youtube, it looks as though it can be comfort food made right in your home! When it comes to traditional American cooking, casseroles […]

Mother Says She is ‘Addicted’ To Breastfeeding Her 14-Month-Old

A mother has stated on her blog that she is addicted to breastfeedign her child. Well, good for her. Breastfeeding releases prolactin and oxytocin – in layman’s terms, chemicals that make you feel good about feeding your child and feel more nurturing toward your child. Personally, I say kudos to you, Mallory: A mother who […]

The Conservative Case Against Marco Rubio

My latest Townhall column is called, The Conservative Case Against Marco Rubio. Here’s an excerpt from the column. Marco Rubio may not be a squish on most issues, but it doesn’t change the fact that his Gang-of-8 Amnesty Bill is unforgivable. Nobody would be campaigning harder against Marco Rubio today than Marco Rubio back in 2010 […]