Question: “Please describe, in detail, with dialouge, your version of a vampire fight between Blade and Edward Cullen.” — President_Friedman
Edward Cullen: Hi! I like baseball and I sparkle! Can we be pals?
Blade: Some motherf*cker’s always tryin’ to iceskate uphill.
Edward Cullen: Did I mention I’m over 100 years old and I like to date high school girls? Oooh — and I brood a lot!
Blade: (Cuts his head off and keeps stabbing him over and over and over)