Q&A Friday #104: Imagining A Fight Scene Between Blade And Edward Cullen

Question: “Please describe, in detail, with dialouge, your version of a vampire fight between Blade and Edward Cullen.” — President_Friedman

Edward Cullen: Hi! I like baseball and I sparkle! Can we be pals?

Blade: Some motherf*cker’s always tryin’ to iceskate uphill.

Edward Cullen: Did I mention I’m over 100 years old and I like to date high school girls? Oooh — and I brood a lot!

Blade: (Cuts his head off and keeps stabbing him over and over and over)

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