Joke: George Bush, Dick Cheney And John Kerry Meet The Pope in Texas

09 Jun, 2015 by John Brodgian

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One day, the pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meeting archbishops and other religious figures, he decided to go see the Galveston shore in Texas. When he arrives in his pope mobile, he sees a man struggling for his life against a shark. After taking a closer look he notices that it’s John Kerry.

Horrified, he starts to call for help when a speedboat pulls up along side Mr. Kerry, with George W. Bush and Dick Cheney on board. Dick Cheney leans over and pulls him out. Then George W. Busy and Dick Cheney begin to beat the shark to death with baseball bats. The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach. The pope says to the men, “I know that there has been a lot conflict between Republicans and Democrats, but I can see that you men respect each other and would help each other in your hour of need. You have my blessings.”

The pope then drives out of site. Bush asks, “Was that who I think it was?”

“Yes, that was the pope. He is all knowing and in touch with God. The leader of the Catholic Church,” says Cheney.

Bush says, “Well that’s all well and good, but he doesn’t know anything about shark fishing. How’s the bait holding up?”