Obnoxious Pharma-Bro Martin Shkreli Is Holding An Auction To Let One Winner Punch Him In The Face

28 Sep, 2016 by McIntosh

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Here’s one question that I’m willing to bet would be answered with a loud and resounding, YES!

Have you ever thought about punching Martin Shkreli in the face? Yes, that Martin Shkreli. The same former hedge fund pharma-scum bag that price gouged a life saving drug. A drug that had been expensive before he bought it, but was manageable for a middle class worker to afford. That same douchebag that smirked a douchey smirk in front of a congressional hearing. That guy. I’ll ask again. Have you ever thought about punching THAT guy? Ahh, I can hear the loud resounding YES from here!

Everyone wants a piece of the scumbag, right? Well you just might gain the opportunity…if you have the cash, of course.

After the ill-timed passing of his friend Mike Kulich, an online pornographic publicist, Shkreli is endeavoring to raise the funds for Kulich’s five year-old son Tyler who by a miracle beat cancer…but unfortunately 11 days after he was pronounced cancer free, Kulich passed away. Life ain’t fair.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Shkreli actually cares about other people? I doubt it. One good deed doesn’t cover a multitude of bad ones…but one is a start. So just how will Shkreli raise the money necessary to help out Tyler? Here’s the offer he tweeted to his followers on Monday:

Come on people! That money isn’t going to raise itself! Let’s move, let’s move, let’s move! That kid needs that money and that face NEEDS A PUNCHING!….mostly that face needs punching, but I digress!

McIntosh

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