Q&A: McCain For Zell?

21 May, 2004 by John Hawkins

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Question: “Does John McCain still belong in the Republican party, or can we work out a trade of him for Zell Miller?” — Rastus

Answer: I like Zell Miller much more than that ego maniacal, left-leaning, blowhard, John McCain, so I’d love to make a trade. But, Miller is retiring this year and McCain’s still hanging around, so regrettably, it’s no deal.