Jewish Gitmo Witches Sic Horny Phantom Cats on Terrorists

24 Dec, 2010 by Dave Blount

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Despite the pampering most terrorists receive at Guantanamo Bay, some really have been tortured, just as the moonbat–Muslim alliance alleges. The evidence came to light in an Al-Jazeera interview with former Gitmo vacationer Walid Muhammad Hajj. He reveals that there are Jews on the staff at Club Gitmo, and they’ve used witchcraft to cast spells on the put-upon jihadists — including Hajj himself:

Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.

Interviewer: How did they do it?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping — on the floor, not on a bed — I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.

Interviewer: But there wasn’t really any cat there?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not.

They also abused poor Walid by suggesting that he has mental problems.

On tips from GoY and Byron. Hat tip: The Corner. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.