Kennedy: Kerry’s Actions Prove Iraq is Bush’s Vietnam By Scott Ott

In a major policy address at the Brookings Institution today Senator Edward M. Kennedy said that Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry’s actions prove that “Iraq is George Bush’s Vietnam.” “The parallels between Vietnam and Iraq are stunning when seen through the actions of one man who lived through both eras,” said Mr. Kennedy. “Thirty-some […]

 

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Mars… “If not us, who? If not now, when?” Why did Jefferson send Lewis and Clark west? Why did Sir Hillary climb Mt. Everest? Why did we go to the moon? Why did Shakleton go to the South Pole? Humans have a capacity for exploration-this is what differentiates us from spruce trees. Ronald Reagan put […]

 

Spike TV’s “This Just In”

I hereby proclaim Spike TV’s new series “This Just In” to be the greatest.television.show.ever.EVER!!!!! It’s ultra conservative, as funny as “South Park” or “The Simpsons”, and it’s current. Things that happened a day or two ago end up on the show. But hey, I know what you’re thinking: “Hawkins, talk is cheap. How do I […]

 

Tossing Kerry Into The Slammer?

I received an email from someone named John Damon. Apparently he sent it to Rush, Hannity, O’Reilly, Brit Hume, and other “high profile defenders of the American way of life” — like yours truly! While I was certainly flattered by that high praise, I must admit that I found Mr. Damon’s suggestions to be a […]

 

Kerry: Fat-Cats Pad Payrolls To Boost Bush By Scott Ott

In the aftermath of news that 308,000 new jobs were created in March, Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry said today that “corporate fat-cats are padding their payrolls with unneeded workers to help George Bush win the election.” “These wealthy special interests are so desperate to give Bush some good news, that they’ve hired 308,000 […]

 



Franken Radio Takin’ Charge!

Look out conservative America because Air America Radio is on the air now! Saucy & controversial liberal hosts like Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo, & Chuck D., are going take the fight to the right — yeah! — in conservative strongholds like New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Portland, Minneapolis, Inland Ca., satellite radio….and geeze…is that it? […]

 

“Walking Tall” Review

I really enjoyed the original “Walking Tall,” the tale — based on a true story — of a vigilante who becomes sheriff of a Southern town and cleans it up by beating every bad guy he can find with a 2×4. Furthermore, I enjoyed the “Scorpion King” and ranked “The Rundown” as my #29th favorite […]

 

Kerry Says Americans Should Marry Rich Widows By William Grim

Washington, DC – Speaking before the National Association of Economists yesterday, Senator John Kerry, Democrat candidate for President, presented his plan for the economic revitalization of the United States. “President Bush has devastated the economy of the United States by emphasizing discredited ideas such as economic growth, productivity, and entrepreneurship,” said Senator Kerry. “We all […]

 

The Hawkins Interview Collection

If you’re a new RWN reader and want to know a little bit more about the page than the FAQ tells you, why not check out some of the interviews that have been done with me over the last couple of years? Besides, it’s really late and I’m about to keel over I’m so tired […]

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Jail For File Trading???

This is ridiculous enough to be an April Fool’s joke, but unfortunately, it’s all too real… “A House of Representatives panel has approved a sweeping new copyright bill that would boost penalties for peer-to-peer piracy and increase federal police powers against Internet copyright infringement. …The PDEA–the result of intense lobbying from large copyright holders over […]

 


Flip-Flopping May Have Injured Kerry’s Shoulder By Andy Borowitz

With Senator John F. Kerry (D-Mass) set for shoulder surgery in Boston today, an orthopedic surgeon familiar with the Senator’s condition said that Mr. Kerry’s penchant for flip-flopping may have caused the injury to his shoulder. “Constant or repetitive flip-flopping can cause major orthopedic damage,” said Dr. Robert Claman of Massachusetts General Hospital. “If it […]

 





Deficits Don’t Matter? The Hell They Don’t

In Brian S. Wesbury’s latest column at the American Spectator, he makes the case that deficits don’t matter. I think the last three paragraphs do a pretty good job of summing up the article… “WHILE DEFICITS ARE CLEARLY back for the time being and the just-released Bush budget forecasts a peak deficit of just 4.5 […]

 




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Future President? Current Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty This guy knows what he is talking about. That is the impression I got after speaking with Tim Pawlenty for a few moments and having the opportunity to watch the taping of the hour long public access show, “Your Legislators.” “Your Legislators” is a weekly show that reaches […]

 


The Bush Economic Record

So far, George Bush has not effectively gotten his message out on the economy. One of the Bush team’s first ads referred to the economy “turning the corner,” but that doesn’t even begin to explain what Bush had to deal with and how well he has handled it. Remember that right as Bush came into […]

 

Democrats Say Bush Did Nothing to Stop Dinosaur Extinction By William Grim

Washington, DC – Congressional Democrats today denounced the Bush Administration for having done nothing to avert the extinction of the dinosaurs. Senator Barbara Boxer of California, ranking member on the Senate Dinosaur Extinction Oversight Panel, says that the Bush Administration came into office with no clear plan for dealing with nuclear-winter-causing giant meteors. “The lack […]

 

John Kerry & The Benedict Arnold CEOs

Ok, I’ve had just about enough of listening to Kerry talk about “Benedict Arnold CEOs“… If you want a clearer version to email to your friends or post on your web page, you can get it here. ***Update #1***: After being clued in by an RWN reader, I’ve done a bit of research and found […]

 



Timid Townfolk Sweep Sheriff Election

Rio Bravo – Newly elected Marshall Cletus Vaughn promised a “new era of understanding and peaceful coexistence” with the local desperado community after sweeping to a decisive victory in countywide elections yesterday. “I am the law now, and as long as I am wearing this badge neither the Clanton Boys nor the Whiskey Creek Rape […]