Add Tattoo Artists To The List Of People You Don’t Want Angry At You

There are certain people it’s particularly wise to avoid conflict with — at least until you don’t need them anymore. For example, you never want to mouth off to your barber before he cuts your hair. It’s also wise to be extremely polite to your waitress before she brings you your food. The last thing […]

 

No Headstomping Or Footstomping Allowed In Kentucky Or Anywhere Else

Last night at the Rand Paul vs. Jack Conway debate, a couple of extremely unfortunate incidents occurred. The worst of the two involved a Move-On member who wanted to present Rand Paul with some silly made-up award. This didn’t sit well with some crazies who were attending the event and not only was she wrestled […]

 

The Year Of The Republican Woman: 7 Key Races

For too long, conservatives have allowed the misogynistic party of Bill Clinton to portray itself as “the party of women.” But when even the National Organization of Women approves of sexual harassment as long as it’s done by Democrats and refers to Republican women like Meg Whitman as whores, the time is ripe for a […]

 

Soros’ NPR: Iconic Noir Film “Citizen Kane” Meets Reality, Sparks Downfall of Political Correctness

Glenn Beck made a good observation the other day comparing radical Leftist billionaire George Soros to Orson Welles’ iconic character Charles Foster Kane, who was based on Yellow Journalist William Randolph Hearst. Soros, who gave almost two million dollars to NPR, can be viewed as a driving factor for the organizations many questionable moves; the […]

 

Will The Treasury Dept. Turn the U.S. Into A New Weinmar Republic?

Germany in the 1920’s did not “invent” Hyperinflation, they just made it famous. Hyperinflation was first systematically:  documented in Germany. The currency on the left is a relic:  from the Weinmar Republic. It was originally:  a 1,000 Mark currency note, but:  because of inflation, it was re-stamped to make it 1,000,000 Marks. You see:  inflation […]

 

Public Pensions Spell Certain Doom for California

Liberals love the word “sustainable.” However, the mess they’ve made of California is anything but: California, which has the largest U.S. public-pension fund, faces liabilities that may exceed its annual state-tax revenue fivefold within two years unless lawmakers rein in benefits, according to a study. To keep their promises to retirees, the California Public Employees […]

 

A Third-Party Vote Is a Vote for Democrats

Prominent on the long list of dirty tricks Democrats have been resorting to in an attempt to avoid taking their medicine on November 2 is backing third party spoilers: Seeking any advantage in their effort to retain control of Congress, Democrats are working behind the scenes in a number of tight races to bolster long-shot […]

 

The Ivy League Elite That Govern Us

Five U.S. Presidents have gone to Yale, including four of the last six. More presidents attended Harvard than any other college. Interestingly, the best President in my lifetime, Ronald Reagan, the one President who really understood the constitution and our liberty, went to Eureka College. Eureka College is a small residential liberal arts college Many […]

 

Democrat Teacher Can’t Believe Kids Would Vote For Republican

Last week I spied a short piece at Illinois Review about a post on My Suburban Life that detailed the story of a left-wing teacher that was shocked that a majority of her students in DuPage County, Illinois voted for Republican Representative Peter Roskam in the school’s mock election. Social studies teacher Lori Keough of […]

 

Democrats Already Offering Their Mid-Term Post Mortem Excuses

We also get a view over how the Democrats will frame their argument for the next two years as the minority party in at least the House With Election Day still a week away, Democrats are previewing what promises to be a main line of argument if Republicans make strong gains in Congress: Conservatives bought […]

 

Chicago’s Ricky Hendon: Racebaiting Creep Du Jour

While introducing Democrat Gubernatorial candidate Pat Quinn at a West Side get-out-the-vote rally held at the New Tabernacle of Faith Baptist Church State Senator Ricky Hendon decided the pulpit was a good place from which to indulge his inner racist. The Chicago Trib notes that Hendon started calling Bill Brady all manner of names as […]

 

Monday Funnies: Obama May Focus On Deficit Over The Next Two Years

One has to wonder whether this trial balloon comes from the administration, or the Associated Press. Either way, if Obama gives the deficit the same attention he gave jobs creation, it’ll balloon even more Preparing for political life after a bruising election, President Barack Obama will put greater emphasis on fiscal discipline, a nod to […]

 


So We’re Now Willing To Admit WMDs Were Found In Iraq Because Wikileaks Says So?

If the CIA had done its job and killed Julian Assange, there probably wouldn’t have been a huge new WikiLeaks document dump that may get even more Iraqis murdered for the terrible crime of helping the United States. Still, the info is out there and one surprising development has been how many liberals are now […]

 

Fisking Lefty Academics In Berkeley Trying To Make Sense Of The Tea Party Movement

Dave Weigel over at Slate has done a great piece on an academic conference at Berkeley. What was it about? They call it the “Tea Party Conference.” A bunch of Berkeleyites trying to figure out Tea Partiers? It was every bit as much of a hot mess as you’d imagine. Let’s get started with an […]

 


This Week in Automotivators, October 18-24

Just a few stories that caught my eye, whether I blogged them or not. Link. Link and link. Link. Photoshop by Grandpa Steve who, by the way, has an even better one. Apologies to Mister Pterodactyl. Go ask him why. Link. Link. Link. Previously: This Week in Automotivators, September 27-October 3 This Week in Automotivators, […]

 

Restrained No More’s — Big $pender-Like a Kid in a Candy Store

We all know who the Big $$pender is … Here’s a little tune to sing on the way to the polls. Just make sure you take your billy clubs (oops! Sorry, wrong audience.) I mean your boas ;) For other episodes of the show, a “backstage pass” and to download songs go to – http://www.restrainednomore.com/

 

You Have the Right to Choose Who You Live With in a Free Society

We’re not allowed to discuss it in polite company, but the dirty secret of anti-discrimination law is that it violates free choice, as well as the very civil rights it is ostensibly designed to protect. Take the case of a Michigan woman who advertised for a roommate with whom she would be compatible.:  Specifically, she […]

 

Finding meaning in the dustpan — or how Little Women, housekeeping, socialism and capitalism are all related

Believe it or not, in an act of near heroic intellectual prestidigitation, I’m going to explain to you how Little Women, housekeeping, socialism and capitalism are all related. Or at least I’m going to try. Here goes: One of my all time least favorite movies is the 1994 version of Little Women. It is a […]

 

How Bush Destroyed the Economy In Only Eight Short Years

The conventional wisdom among the denizens of the left is that George W. Bush took a surplus and destroyed the economy in only eight short years. The following illustrated story shows just how he pulled off this difficult task. In 1997 President Clinton’s HUD secretary, a man named Andrew Cuomo, claimed Fannie Mae had exhibited […]

 

Former ACORN Worker Justifies Preventing Pledge of Allegiance at Illinois Candidate Debate

Thanks to Jeff Dunetz at Yid With Lid we have found out that a former ACORN worker turned director of the League of Women Voters has been heard justifying actions of the debate moderator who tried to prevent the audience at an 8th District candidate debate from reciting the Pledge of Allegiance last week. As […]

 

Fish Wrap: GOP Winning The House May Be Good For Obama

Because he really needs an enemy. Wait, what? Let there be no mistake: President Obama wants the Democrats to win next week’s midterm elections. His voice has gone hoarse telling every audience that from Delaware to Oregon. But let’s also acknowledge this: Although he will not say so, there is at least a plausible argument […]

 

A Break for ‘Mob Banker,’ Feds Releasing Report After Election

It must be nice to be an Obama insider like Democrat Senate candidate Alexi “The Mob Banker” Giannoulias is. Obama’s FDIC is obviously in his corner, it seems. After all, the FDIC decided to wait until after the election is over to release its report on the failure of Giannoulias’s family bank. So, Giannoulias might […]

 

“Where Did Shakespeare Take His Courses in Creative Writing?”

Jacob Weisberg, Slate columnist and compiler of the Bushisms, is having what they commonly refer to as a royal conniption fit. If you’ve seen The Social Network, you may have caught a passing glimpse of Peter Thiel. Thiel was the first outside investor in Facebook, putting up $500,000 to finance the site’s original expansion in […]

 

Not One Word, And I Hope a Polar Bear Eats You

Had an awesome idea. This really old ugly guy was staring back at me from my bathroom mirror. He had Beethoven’s hair…at least, in volume. Lots of split ends, and I don’t wanna know what kind of thin spot he had up top. Nick Nolte’s face, and the Ayatollah Khomenei’s eyebrows. You could hide ball-point […]

 

The Most Exciting Conservative Thinker You’ve Never Heard Of

Cross-Posted from NewsReal Blog In the past few months we’ve featured segments from my interview with Howard Bloom, author of The Genius of the Beast, Global Brain, and The Lucifer Principle. Collected here are the first six segments of the interview: Part 1: Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: Part 5: Part 6: Parts 7, […]

 

That’s “Wisconsin native” David Zucker. Sheesh, you work so hard to earn that distinction…

Wisconsin native David Zucker cracks me up. ‘Airplane!’ director cuts ad poking fun at Boxer for ‘ma’am’ exchange with general A well-known Hollywood producer and director has cut an ad against Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) riffing on when the senator chided an Army brigadier general last year for calling her “ma’am.” David Zucker (Wisconsin native […]

 

Randy Quaid Wants Canadian Asylum Cuz ‘They’ Are Murdering Actors in Hollywood… or Something

Jammie Wearing Fool brought to our attention the weird’o story Mrs Quaid begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force her to return, saying friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been ‘murdered’ under mysterious circumstances. ‘We feel our lives are in danger,’ she said. ‘Randy has known eight close friends murdered […]

 

Anybody looking for an apartment?

There’s a half-off sale in the world’s tallest building: Even with an address at the iconic Burj Khalifa, rents for residences in the tower are not immune from Dubai’s real estate crash. Indeed, nearly a year after it was inaugurated with a massive water-and-fireworks display, about 825 of the tower’s 900 ultra-luxury apartments remain unoccupied […]