BREAKING: President Trump Just Pardoned The Sheriff!

President Donald Trump did what was to be expected for such a ridiculous charge and pardoned Sheriff Joe Arpaio on Friday evening, stating that his record of service to his country has been nothing short of self-sacrificing. The President read a statement from the White House concerning the service of Arpaio: “Arpaio’s life and career, […]

 

Indiana Teacher Forces Students To Stop Talking About God In Class

Depending on who you ask, a lot of people will tell you that children are more disrespectful, more violent and more entitled because we’ve taken God out of our public schools. Many scoff at this notion, but the results speak for themselves. It’s gotten to the point where schools have become openly hostile at the […]

 

Boyfriend Digs Up Dead Girlfriend’s Corpse To Burn It – To Stop Her From Haunting Him

This works in shows like Supernatural, but I don’t know that it’s as socially acceptable in the real world. Russian man and taker of terrible advice, Yuriy Golvin, 30, has been detained for allegedly digging up the grave of 17 year-old Olga Gileva. Because a sorceress told him to. Because he believed she was haunting […]

 

Leftists Have Selective Vision Regarding Charlottesville and Selective Memory Regarding Racism

Leftists had a corporate autonomous sensory meridian response (brain orgasm) when one of the most racially divisive presidents in American history, Barack Obama, tweeted: “No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion.” Obama’s tweet was in response to the bedlam in Charlottesville, VA […]

 

LOOMING DISASTER: Texans Flee For Their Lives After ‘immense record-setting flooding’ Announcement

The United States is about to be hit by Hurricane Harvey and thousands of Texans are fleeing their homes in anticipation of the storm. A preemptive state of disaster has been declared, warning people that the winds, rain and resulting flooding are going to be disastrous and even deadly. Harvey has been upgraded to a […]

 

PRO-LIFE WIN! Governor Signs Executive Order Cutting Taxpayer Funding For Abortions

Abortion is an extremely touchy topic in America, but most people can agree that it should not be taxpayer funded. Why should I be forced to pay for something that offers me no benefit and is fundamentally opposed to my beliefs? Now, there’s one more state that is consistent with my beliefs, where taxpayer funds […]

 

Charles Barkley Branded ‘Black White Supremacist’ By Left After Speaking On Confederate Statues

Just when you thought that 2017 couldn’t get anymore ridiculous, you get hit with this: “Black White Supremacist.” You wouldn’t even see something so overwhelmingly stupid on The Onion or BabylonBee, which are two of the best satire sites that I have ever seen. I simply don’t think it’s something that the average person could […]

 

Canada’s Trudeau Rows Back On ‘Refugee Promise’ As Migrants Receive $2.6 Million A Month

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has always been a fairly big fan of immigration and has welcomed “refugees” with open arms. He’s not afraid of “diversity,” unlike the terribly xenophobic United States who won’t blindly accept newcomers who haven’t been properly vetted from a section of the world that promotes and supports radical Islamic terrorism. […]

 

WARNING: Antifa Moving To Major U.S. City – Demanding Seizure Of Property And Violence On Blue Lives

Did you know that Antifa operates like IKEA? They announce which cities they’ll be moving into next and this time it’s Philadelphia. But they’re not going to be selling Swedish meatballs, they’re trying to start a revolution that includes the use of force and violence against police officers. Oh, and stealing your property. As reported […]

 

Jim Brown Speaks On Kaepernick: ‘I’m American — I Don’t Desecrate My Flag and My National Anthem’

Jim Brown was a fullback for the Cleveland Browns from 1957 to 1965 and is considered to be one of the greatest football players of all time. So when the multiple-time NFL MVP was asked his opinion on Colin Kaepernick, he could’ve stuck to talking about his game, but instead went straight for the actions […]

 

Man Who Sucker Punched Peaceful Black Trump Supporter – Arrested After Bragging On Twitter

Trump supporter R.C. Maxwell was sucker punched by another man during two competing rallies this weekend. And now, his attacker has been identified, arrested and charged with battery and terroristic threats. In an interview with Fox News, Maxwell said: “If the optics were completely different and I was a black lives matter supporter and I […]

 

CNN: Trump Voters Are White Supremacists ‘by Default’

CNN doesn’t just think you’re a white supremacist. They’re telling you right to your face. In an article by John Blake entitled,  ‘White supremacists by default’: How ordinary people made Charlottesville possible, the author says: It’s easy to focus on the angry white men in paramilitary gear who looked like they were mobilizing for a […]

 

San Francisco Leftists Plan to Combat Free Speech With Feces

One drawback to holding a free speech rally in San Francisco is that natives are not exactly known for avoiding the unclean: Hundreds of San Franciscans plan to prepare Crissy Field, the picturesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a generous carpeting of […]

 

Feminist Professor Is Appalled That Women Don’t Want to Be 100 Pounds Overweight

Not a person of color? No stomach for depraved sexual behavior? No worries. An Arizona State professor has discovered another path to advancement: morbid obesity. Professor Breanne Fahs, a self-described “fat woman,” recently published an article in the Women’s Studies International Forum in which she declared that “the fear of fatness is far more extreme, […]

 

Conservative Actor Says He’s Running For Congress Because Hollywood Blackballed Him [VIDEO]

A lifelong model and actor who starred in soap operas and reality TV, has formally filed paperwork with the FEC to run as a Republican for Congress in the 26th district Congressional seat in California against a Democrat, Julia Brownley. Antonio Sabàto Jr. became a naturalized American citizen in 1996 after being born in Rome and […]

 

BREAKING: 9th Circuit Court Of Appeals: H.S. Coaches Who Pray On Football Fields Can Be Punished [VIDEO]

No more Hail Mary passes. A Washington state high school football coach who was punished for taking a knee at the 50-yard line for a post-game prayer violated the U.S. Constitution, according to the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. A three-judge panel ruled the Bremerton School District was justified in suspending Coach Joe Kennedy […]

 

Fed Up Marine Calls Out Debbie Schultz On Blaming “Islamophobia” For Her IT Scandal

Imran Awan was recently arrested on fraud charges while attempting to flee the country after working for the Democrats for years and having access to years worth of sensitive information. And, after trying desperately to ignore it for a few days, Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz came out to start blaming curious readers for being […]

 

Rosie O’Donnell Lashes Out At Trump For Misspelled Tweet – Accidentally Puts Herself On Blast

One thing I never, ever do is correct someone’s grammar unless I’m acting as an editor. I hate grammar Nazis and it’s just rude. However, since Rosie O’Donnell took it upon herself to bash President Trump because he misspelled a couple of words, turn about is fair play here. Rosie is such a freaking genius […]

 

UN Racism Committee Issues “Early Warning” Of A Civil Conflict In America

Why do we still have the United Nations? They’ve devolved to passing out a reprimand to the entire nation of America because of a few idiots in Charlottesville. Yahoo News reports: A UN committee tasked with combatting racism has issued a formal “early warning” over conditions in the United States, a rare move often used […]

 

Man Who Regrets His Transgender Surgery Sends Warning To Bruce Jenner [VIDEO]

Walt Heyer was born male and lived eight years as a female after having what he now calls “mutilation” surgery and now wants to warn everyone considering the procedure and the whole world that the “transgender scheme is a fantasy.” In The Daily Signal, Heyer says that his surgery was performed by Dr. Stanley Biber […]

 

Viewership Outraged After AMC Show Airs Graphic Sex Scene Involving Christ [VIDEO]

This is disgusting. I didn’t even know this show existed until now. AMC’s “Preacher” is evidently in its second season and is based on a comic book. In the latest episode they have a scene depicting Christ having graphic sex on the night of The Last Supper. To Christians, this is blasphemous. They called the […]

 

Democrat Judge Breaks From Party Then Blasts Kaepernick With EPIC Facebook Update

Colin Kapernick is such a sorry excuse for a human being that even Democrats are going after him for being an entitled, disrespectful jerk. Kapernick has made a name for himself for refusing to stand for the National Anthem before football games with the 49ers. This is supposed to be a protest against police brutality […]

 

BREAKING NEWS: Olympics Will Allow Transgender Competitors for 2018 Winter Games

Hear that thud? That’s the sound of the Olympics dying. They will now allow transgender competitors in the 2018 winter games. Why the hell would anyone watch? The competition is no longer fair and just ewwww. These he/shes will be allowed to compete in whatever category they want… no restrictions. That means women will be […]

 

Soon To Be Fired SportsCenter Host: ESPN Should Focus On *GASP* Sports

People have long gotten tired of all the politics and social justice warrioring on sports broadcasts. There are plenty of liberals who do not want to hear it. They just want sports. If they were advocating conservative views (not that they would or do), I wouldn’t want to hear it. Wrong forum for it. (Mediaite) […]

 

Unsurprisingly, Warmists Are Bringing ‘Climate Change’ Into Discussion Of Hurricane Harvey

Media members of the Cult of Climastrology are cute, in a deranged, cultish kind of way. First up, the HuffPost’s Lydia O’Conner Texans Brace For ‘Life-Threatening’ Hurricane Harvey To Hit Friday A large swath of Texas began bracing for intense rainfall and flooding as Hurricane Harvey neared its coast Thursday. Harvey could be the first […]

 

Elementary Students Show Us There’s Hope – Praised For Their Handling Of American Flag During Rainstorm

You hear a lot of moaning and groaning about how terrible the new generation is and how we’re a bunch of entitled, privileged brats who didn’t get spanked enough growing up. You’ll hear about how we’ve been brainwashed into hating America and idolizing socialist utopias like Venezuela, but that’s simply not the case. In fact, […]

 

Parents Lock 5 Yr-Old Son In Basement Every Night With Mice – Feeding Him Only Carrots

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, some people simply don’t deserve the privilege of having children. While there are couples out there straining to get pregnant and/or adopt, there are pieces of scum like this who abuse their children for the heck of it. It’s an absolute travesty. Clarissa and Brett Tobiasson […]

 

Judge Puts Blame On President Trump For Illegal Alien’s Deadly Hit-and-Run With Marine

A Maryland judge blamed the President, Donald Trump, for contributing to the ‘fear’ that caused an illegal alien to flee the scene of a collision that killed a 21 year-old U.S. Marine that was riding a motorcycle. This illegal alien sped away from the scene after he smashed his BMW 335i into the unknowing Marine, […]

 

Venice Mayor Means Business: ‘Anyone Shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ in St. Mark’s Square Can Expect to Be Shot’

Mayor of Venice, Luigi Brugnaro, has brought on another media controversy after releasing a statement that essentially says if there is anyone who shouts “Allahu Akbar” in the city’s most illustrious tourist area, that person can be expected to be shot. The Venice mayor made the call about the security of the area on Wednesday […]