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Lindsey Graham — When Ego Gets in the Way Of History

Posted on July 3, 2010 by Jimmie Bise

Oh, Lindsey, Lindsey, what in the name of all that’s holy are you talking about? On four occasions, [South Carolina Senator Lindsey] Graham met with Tea Party groups. The first, in his Senate office, was “very, very contentious,” he recalled. During a later meeting, in Charleston, Graham said he challenged them: “ ‘What do you […]

I’ve Had Enough of the “Tea Bagger” Slur, Haven’t You?

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Jimmie Bise

Mark Knoller, the award-winning White House correspondent for CBS News, was in Washington today covering the President’s attempt to rally Democrats to pass his government-run health care plan. In the course of describing the scene, Knoller shucked off his role as objective reporter so he could drop a casual slur on a significant chunk of […]

Were I a Soldier Right Now, I’d Be A Little Worried

Posted on October 5, 2009October 5, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

At least “don’t ask; don’t tell” opponents can take solace that they’re not last on the Presidential priority list. That position is reserved for General Stanley McChrystal. Last weekend, McCrystal informed America that his Commander in Chief, who set him in charge of all the forces in that the President called the “central front” in […]

Attention Gay Activists. Gay Activists, Please Report to Under Barack Obama’s Bus.

Posted on October 4, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

If you were one of those folks who thought that President Obama was going to roll back the military’s “don’t ask; don’t tell” policy, rest assured that he’s going to get right on that. In a while. You know, whenever he works his way down to it. President Obama will focus “at the right time” […]

RINO Candidates or Conservative News: Which One is Worth Your Money?

Posted on September 27, 2009September 27, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

It’s really easy to be an ace journalist for the Atlantic if you never leave your underground blogging lair. On the other hand, real journalists know how to pick up a telephone and make a couple phone calls before they start banging away on their keyboards. Like the man himself says: Reporting ain’t rocket science. […]

Victory? Feh. Who Needs That?

Posted on September 27, 2009September 28, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

Well, at least he’s being one hundred percent honest about things for a change. Reid: Thank you Mr. President, you just mentioned sanctions that have bite, what kinds of sanction, and I know you can’t get into details but what kind of sanctions at all would have bite with Iran, do you really think that […]

Nice Counting There, New York Times!

Posted on September 13, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

It doesn’t speak well of the New York Times’ layers upon layers of fact-checkers and editors that this paragraph made it to publication. The demonstrators numbered well into the tens of thousands, though the police declined to estimate the size of the crowd. Many came on their own and were not part of an organization […]

Someone Get Out the Wetnaps, Van Jones Has Resigned

Posted on September 6, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

I’m guessing by now you already know that Van Jones, President Obama’s “Green Jobs Czar” tendered his resignation in the middle of the night last night and slunk back to the fevered swamps from whence he slithered. His resignation letter is a masterpiece of petulance and dishonesty, anchored by this sentence: On the eve of […]

Not Civil War, But Maybe Ross Perot

Posted on August 23, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

Thanks to a tip from Carol of No Sheeples Here, I read this interview with actor and conservative political voice Jon Voight. Voight is concerned that the President and his various left-wing flying monkeys are stirring up a civil war in America. “There’s a real question at stake now. Is President Obama creating a civil […]

AstroTurfing: What It Is and What It Isn’t.

Posted on August 16, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

I’ve noticed there seems to be some confusion in the MSM and elsewhere about the meaning of the word “AstroTurf” when used to describe the town hall meeting protests we’ve been seeing the past couple weeks. I’ve seen the word used to describe everything from bussed-in ACORN members to ad-hoc gathering organized by ordinary folks […]

If That’s AstroTurfing, They’re Doing it Wrong!

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

If the pharmaceutical companies have been paying protesters to come out against Obamacare, as the President and his Democratic buddies sorely want us to believe, then they’re doing something very wrong. The drug industry has authorized its lobbyists to spend as much as $150 million on television commercials supporting President Obama’s health care overhaul, beginning […]

Sarah Palin Debunks Divorce Rumor, Early Christmas in Lefty Land Cancelled

Posted on August 1, 2009 by Jimmie Bise

Sorry, my left-wing friends, but today isn’t Christmas, the Palin’s aren’t getting a divorce, and you can’t have a pony. I know that your favorite blogs are running with the unsubstantiated rumor that the Palins are splitsville like Darryl Grant with an errant Gary Hogeboom pass in the 1982 NFC Championship Game, but it’s not […]