Author: John Hawkins

Remember the North American Union that the black helicopter crowd has been raving about for years? You know, today we’re Americans, tomorrow our official sport will be hockey and there will be a mariachi band doing the halftime at the Super Bowl because we’ll have merged with Canada and Mexico? Apparently, Bush is going to […]

The website of the day is The Lasso of Truth.

Spending our tax dollars is one of those issues where every politician talks a good game, but few actually walk it. John McCain, for all of his faults, is the real deal when it comes to fiscal conservatism and this excerpt proves it, Congress spent $17.2 billion of taxpayer money on pork-barrel projects, according to […]

“When his mother expresses concern about Obama’s high school friend being busted for drugs, Obama says he patted his mother’s hand and told her not to worry. This, too, prompted Obama to share with his readers a life lesson on how to handle white people: “It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those […]

Normally, I don’t quote people who write nice things about me, but I like what one of my favorite bloggers, Rachel Lucas, wrote about me and I just had to post it, I mentioned last night how awed I am by how civil and decent my commenters are, even in debate. And it reminds me […]

Someecards is a funny website that allows you to send goofy cards to your friends. Here are 10 of my faves from the site.

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Michelle Malkin: Demon art? Pass. Christian art? Fail! List Universe: The top 10 bizarre genetically modified organisms John Stossel: Threat to homeschooling Cracked: Liberal guilt justified: 6 creepy mail order bride websites The Superficial: Janice Dickinson bikini pics You can check out […]

Can parents who inadequately supervised their child turn their poor parenting into a big payday from MySpace? Let’s hope not, The family of a teenage girl who says she was sexually assaulted by a 19-year-old man she met on MySpace.com asked a federal appeals court Monday to revive their lawsuit against the social networking Web […]

What could any infidel say to hurt the reputation of Islam worse than what Muslims like these say about their own faith? “A question-and-answer session with Imam Abdul Makin in an East London mosque asks why Allah would tell Muslims to kill and rape innocent non-Muslims, including their wives and daughters, according to Islam Watch. […]

Because I work in politics for a living, I know a lot of women who live in D.C. and I’ve always been surprised at how hard they say it is to get a date in that town. I mean, we’re talking about personable, successful, attractive women here — exactly the sort you’d think would be […]

Yesterday, during the April Fool’s Day prank, I ran a poll about which celebrity — people would want to be led by — if they were stuck in a dangerous situation on a desert island with: Paris Hilton, Tom Green, Britney Spears, Andy Dick, Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Jackson, Carrot Top, Amy Winehouse, Courtney Love, Gary […]

I’m always reading something or another and right now, the book of the week is Marci Shimoff’s Happy For No Reason. It’s not a book about politics, but part of a story she told in there about an Iraqi woman named Zainab Salbi stuck with me. Today, because of the violence and chaos in Iraq, […]

The website of the day is Ecotyrants.

…Cassy Fiano gay. Update #1: Super, now the story is spreading. Links for sex scandal rocks the internet. Note: For anyone taking a look at this post down the road, it was part of an April Fool’s prank.

Imagine this scenario: you are one of 9 people marooned on a desert island. Conditions are harsh, supplies are scarce, there are dangerous wild animals about, and you think it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility that you could run into other human beings that mean all of you harm. On the upside, […]

This is a Teddy Bear stripping. It still has on more clothes than Lindsay Lohan — because she gets naked a lot!!! PS: If you’re like me and can’t go a single day without knowing every minute detail of Lindsey Lohan’s life, from what she ate to breakfast, to what song she’s listening to on […]

Now it’s time for a serious question: who’s hotter, Kim Kardashian or Mariah Carey? Let’s see, Kim gets plus five points for well, look at her! But she gets -3 points for skankiness. But, you have to take 2 crazy points off of Mariah’s score… Who’s hotter?Kim KardashianMariah Carey  Free polls from Pollhost.com Note: For anyone […]

Yes, Paris Hilton went down, FACE FIRST, while she was trying to get away from the paparazzi! Is that some hillarious shizzle nizzle or what? You know why it’s so funny? Because it’s Paris Hilton and people don’t like her and she’s all skanky and stuff — and she fell the ^%$^%^%$^ down! Bwahahahaha! Note: […]

Would prefer that this blog… Continue to cover politics? Politics is for dorks! OMG, I can’t wait to find out what Britney Spears is doing today! Oooh, I think they talked about poltics on American Idol once! Enough with the polls! Bring on the bikini shots!    Free polls from Pollhost.com Note: For anyone taking […]

Over the last few months, I’ve noticed — and you’ve probably noticed that the bikini links on Conservative Grapevine do far better than any of the political material. Moreover, these last few articles I’ve done on female bloggers have really opened my eyes. For example, I did twice as much traffic yesterday off of the […]

Okay, I know what you want to see — even if you don’t know it yet, because I have already seen it. These are the pictures that everybody and I mean EVERYBODY is talking about today. We’re talking about pics of Paris Hilton and a Paris Hilton look-a-like, both of whom are wearing Paris Hilton […]

Granted, this year’s prank probably doesn’t top Lincoln Chafee’s Compassionate Conservatism Blog from last year, but it’s tough to pull off a “best ever” goof every single year. Still, I did go the extra mile and actually bought a domain name, Celebrity Slut Puppies, to give people that little twinge of doubt that yes, maybe, […]

RWN returns to a regular schedule tomorrow. In the interim, go check out Conservative Grapevine. Note: For anyone taking a look at this post down the road, it was part of an April Fool’s prank.

One of the great things about my other blog, Conservative Grapevine, is that I get to link a wide variety of articles and see which links draw the most clicks. While doing that, one of the things that I’ve found is that any article about dating tends to do really well. With that in mind, […]

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Chuck Norris: Guns, God and gays Cracked: The 7 ballsiest sports cheats ever Michelle Malkin: New Black Panther Party hate mail to Michelle: “You are nothing but a white woman disquised as an Asian.” Mark Steyn: In their heyday, the Clintons ran […]

The folks over at The Pakistani Spectator have done an interview with me. Here’s a little sample, Would you please tell us something about you and your site? I’m one of about a dozen professional political bloggers in the United States and I’ve been going at it full-time since early 2005. If you want to […]

From Conservative Grapevine, 20) Cracked: The 5 most ridiculously over-hyped health scares of all-time 19) Mary Katharine Ham: Video: A pretty blond shows you how DC’s gun laws make her shotgun useless if a burglar breaks into her house 18) Cracked: The 25 most disturbing sex toys (some objectionable content) 17) Rachel Lucas: “An extremely […]

Back in early February, I blogged about 80 y/o WWII veteran James Pickett, who refused to be a robbery victim in his own home by shooting one of two teenaged thugs who broke into his house and threatened him with a knife. The feisty Pickett, in an interview with WFAA, warned the two perps not […]

The Dems are a bit pathetic lately, so I thought I should give them some help as someone has to challenge McCain to keep him from lazily sliding leftwards. Obviously, they need a way to pick their candidate that satisfies both sides. With the Hillary and Obama so close in delegates, the simple election solutions […]

Here’s the Right Wing News week-end guest blogger line-up this week-end. Saturday ——– Cassy Fiano Rob Port from Say Anything Kathy Shaidle Five Feet Of Fury Gina Cobb John Stephenson from Stop The ACLU Sunday ——- Ron Coleman from Likelihood of Success Sister Toldjah William Teach from Pirate’s Cove Michael Illions from Polipundit MCQ from […]