Misc Commentary For August 2, 2004

— Since I was a big fan of M. Night Shyamalan’s “Signs,” I was looking forward to seeing “The Village” this week-end. So was it another world beating “Signs” or a good, but not great movie like “Unbreakable”? Well, unfortunately, while the movie wasn’t a stinker, it was kind of slow and I had basically […]

 



On Anti-Intellectualism…

Many conservatives, myself included, would probably be accused of anti-intellectualism because we, like William F. Buckley, “would rather be governed by the first 300 names in the Boston telephone book than by the faculty of Harvard University”. However, I believe the term “anti-intellectualism” is a misnomer. Conservatives aren’t hostile to intellectuals per se, many of […]

 

Kerry’s Speech Inspires Democrats, Drinking Game By Andy Borowitz

Players Chug Beer at References to Military Service Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry’s acceptance speech at the Democratic national convention last night inspired Democrats nationwide and a popular drinking game, with revelers taking pulls from their beers every time Mr. Kerry referred to his military service. Donny Timlin, a frequent patron at the T.G.I. […]

 





Bush Threatens Destruction Of Democrat Party By Scott Ott

President George Bush today threatened to destroy the Democrat party with “endless waves of exploding Republican martyrs in order to cleanse the earth of the poisonous evil of liberalism.” The statement from the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign confirmed what Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-MA, told delegates last night at the Democrat convention in Boston: “The only […]

 

John Kerry In Quotes: Version 4.0

Since John Kerry — or as I think of him, Senator Flip-Flop, is going to be introducing himself to the American people at the Democratic National Convention this week, I thought it would be a great time to let people know what John Kerry is really like….And he sure isn’t the centrist, tax cutting, hawk […]

 

More On History’s Biggest Impact Players

Here are a few more details on the History’s Biggest Impact Players article that was released earlier today… My Selections Alexander Augustus Buddha Winston Churchill Chistopher Columbus Eve Johann Gutenberg Hammurabi Genghis Khahn Hitler Jesus Abe Lincoln James Madison Moses Muhammad Napoleon Saladin Stalin George Washington Kaiser Wilhelm The Also-Rans Who Almost Made The List […]

 

Andrew Sullivan’s Rebranding

“Is Sullivan pulling a slow-motion David Brock move?” — Michelle Malkin reader Sky King on July 26th Today on July 28th, here’s Andrew Sullivan’s new masthead via Spoons… Gee, either the fundraising drive is going really, really, badly or Sully took a look at what conservatives around the blogosphere have been saying about him since […]

 


Answering Michael Moore’s Question To Bill O’Reilly

Michael Moore and Bill O’Reilly had a conversation/interview/confrontation, whatever you want to call it, and Moore kept pounding away at O’Reilly with a question he really seemed unable to answer effectively. Here’s a snippet of the conversation that’ll allow you to get the gist of it… “Michael Moore: So you would sacrifice your child to […]

 

Kerry Dropped from Convention Speaker List By Scott Ott

In an effort to halt his decline in the polls, presumptive Democrat presidential nominee John Forbes Kerry has been dropped from the speaker list at the Democrat National Convention. “We can’t afford to let 30 million Americans actually see and hear John Kerry speak on primetime television,” said an unnamed DNC official. “His recent increase […]

 

History’s Biggest Impact Players

Right Wing News emailed more than a 175 right-of-center bloggers and asked them to send us a list of who they considered to be “History’s Biggest Impact Players”. Representatives from 37 blogs responded… All bloggers were allowed to make anywhere from 1-20 selections. Rank was determined simply by the number of votes received. Furthermore, the […]

 

Hopeful Insomniacs Invade Beantown By Matt Myford

The nation’s sleepless, in dire need of rest, are converging upon Boston for the Democratic National Convention, according to the Beantown Travel & Tourism Agency. “We’ve heard rumors about how John Kerry speeches are popular among insomniacs,” said the BTTA spokesman Marty Rossi. Rossi observed that people “wearing ratty bathrobes” and “shuffling about the streets […]

 


Gore Lost, Bush Won, Get Over It Already

Here we are, almost 4 years out from Al Gore’s defeat at the hands of George Bush in the 2000 election, and the Democrats are still claiming W. stole the election. Listening to Gore ramble on about it last night was almost pathetic in a way — sort of like watching White Snake or Poison, […]

 

In My World: Curious George Visits the Democratic National Convention By Frank J.

Above the Democratic National Convention floated the Halliburton Dirigible of Evil. “Don’t you think ‘Zeppelin of Evil’ would sound eviler?” Bush queried. “I didn’t name it,” Cheney responded. Rumsfeld glared down at Boston. “All our enemies in one place – seems like the time for a tactical strike to wipe them out once and for […]

 

History’s Biggest Impact Players…Tomorrow

Tomorrow, I’ll be releasing a new blogger poll on “History’s Biggest Impact Players”. The plan was to put it out yesterday, then today, but I am slammed with work related duties that will probably keep me behind the 8-ball all week. Again, if you’re a blogger who participated…sorry, but you’ll have to wait another day […]

 


Inconvenience

Looking for the perfect gift for your pregnant liberal friend who’s planning to use abortion as belated birth control? Just give this shirt to your friend and then you can drive her to the abortion clinic in style! Sure, your friend may be about to have her own baby’s brains sucked out, but, at least […]

 


The Democrat’s Freedom Cages

I love how every security measure that comes down the pike reminds hysterical left-wingers of the 3rd Reich or Orwell’s “1984”…well, if Republicans are suggesting it. On the other hand, here’s “an area designated for organized protests” at the Democratic National Convention… I guess the people who want to exercise their First Amendment Rights at […]

 


Warblogger Magazine For July

If there was such a thing as a “Warblogger Magazine,” this is what it would look like this month… Much thanks to Chris Muir from Day By Day for putting out this month’s cover.

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Andrew Sullivan, Gay Marriage, & Activist Judges

Andrew Sullivan whose hatred of religious conservatives is only matched by his love of using “Jesse Jacksonesque” tactics (“Everyone who disagrees with my agenda is a bigot”) to bash his detractors, is furious over a bill passed in the House that’s intended to reign in judicial activism as it related to gay marriage. Here’s what […]

 

The 9/11 Commission Misses The Boat On Sudan’s Offer To Hand Over Bin Laden To Clinton

Former chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Shelby, is contradicting the 9/11 commission and adding a new twist to a monster story that the mainstream press has long ignored: Clinton turning down Sudan’s offer to hand over Osama Bin Laden in 1996…. “I’m privy to some information on this,” Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Ala., told […]