Author: John Hawkins

Hawkins’ First Rule Of Modern Political Communications AKA The Jackass Rule — Oh, And Vagina!

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There is a glut of information out there. ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, MSNBC, newspapers, talk radio, websites, blogs, tea parties, the occupy movement, interest groups, politicians….it’s just endless and everyone wants your attention. Scratch that; they NEED your attention again and again and again. You ever heard someone say, “Build a better mousetrap and […]

 

Marco Rubio’s Skewed Perspective On Illegal Immigration

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Marco Rubio talked a good game on illegal immigration when he was trying to get the Tea Party to support him over Charlie Crist, but as per usual with calculating politicians, you never know how much of it he meant. Although I don’t want to make too much of his recent comments on illegal immigration […]

 

“Abundance: The Future Is Better Than You Think” VS “X-Events: The Collapse of Everything”

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What does the future of mankind look like? Is it bright? That’s the impression one gets from reading: Abundance: The Future Is Better Than You Think. The book argues that advances in technology will solve all of our problems. Food, water, energy, medicine – our capabilities have been rapidly improving on all of these fronts for […]

 

7 Reasons Obama’s Illegal Amnesty For Under 30 Illegals Is Terrible Policy

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1) It’s unquestionably illegal for Barack Obama to issue permits allowing young illegals to work. That would require an act of Congress since it would entail a change in the existing law. 2) Refusing to enforce the existing law sets a terrible precedent. Using the same tactic Mitt Romney could create a flat tax by […]

 

SooperMexican Vs. The Mainstream Media On WAWAs

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It would have been unimaginable 20 years ago — well-funded, respected mainstream media outlets like MSNBC being completely scooped and humiliated by a small, relatively unknown blogger called SooperMexican. Yet, that’s exactly what happened. Among others, MSNBC has been pushing a deceptively edited video of a Mitt Romney speech and it was SooperMexican who blew […]

 

7 Examples of People Who Are Not Victims

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No matter how unfairly you’re treated specifically because you’re a white male, a Christian, a conservative, or a Republican, very few people are going to accept the idea that you’re a victim. That may be unfair, but on the whole, it’s a good thing. America is already awash in people who falsely believe they’re victims […]

 

5 More Great Pieces of Advice from the Movies

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1) “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” — The Princess Bride Life is struggling and failing, worrying about money, having to do things you don’t want to do for people you don’t like, getting your heart broken, losing friends, having people you love die, getting hit with health problems, and […]

 

I Wouldn’t Reject A 10-To-1 Budget Cuts To Revenue Deal

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In an ideal world, we would cut corporate taxes and the capital gains tax to help drive economic growth while we cut government spending to the bone and reformed Social Security/Medicare before we even considered raising taxes. That being said, anyone who thinks we’re going to get out of the spending hole we’re in right […]

 

Barack Obama’s Unconstitutional And Illegal Election Year Amnesty

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Barack Obama deserves to be impeached for trying to implement the DREAM Act without Congress. It’s unconstitutional, illegal, & dictatorial. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 15, 2012 Let me just it simply; No matter how much liberals may wish it so, Barack Obama is not a dictator. He doesn’t have the authority to do this […]

 

Going This Nuts Over A Spider Gets Your Mancard Permanently Pulled

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If a woman spots a spider and alerts you of its existence by shrieking, “Oooh! Spider! ACKKKK! Get it, get it, get it, get,” it’s your job as a man to take care of it for her. Seriously, that’s a rule. This is not the correct way for a man to handle that situation. A […]

 

Your Future Tomorrow In Greece Today: Gov’t Payments Stop

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If you don’t think this can happen here in say the next 5-15 years, you’re kidding yourself. For the past six months, this state-funded centre for asylum seekers has received no funding from the state. Its 25 staff members have not been paid since January. Due to its debts, the centre has “huge problems” with […]

 

Shoot Your Daughter’s Pimp, Receive A Get Out Of Jail Free Card

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Some people just need killing. A San Francisco couple whose teenage daughter was allegedly being pimped by a Southern California man tracked him around the state, failing at one attempt to kill him before shooting him to death near Candlestick Park, authorities said Wednesday. Attorneys for the couple say that they tried everything to rescue […]

 

NYC Mulls Limits On Milk, Popcorn…Well, Of Course They Do

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“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good […]

 

An Interview With, Well, Me…..John Hawkins, in Case You Didn’t Know Who “Me” Was Referring to in This Post by Me

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Eric Morris over at Misfit Politics has done a short interview with me. Here’s an excerpt. 4) The economy and spending are the biggest issues our nation currently face. However, what issue is personally most important to you and why? Spending is the most important issue to me personally because at the moment, the country […]

 

Joy Behar vs. Every Big Name Conservative Ever

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Here’s Joy Behar, who as far as I can tell, has a career as a “liberal comedian” despite neither being talented or funny, mainly because she insults conservatives at every opportunity. MEDIAITE: He was making fun of the President for wanting to hire more policemen and firemen and teachers saying, you know, “Didn’t he get […]

 

7 Ways Conservative Activists Are Harassed By The Left

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The harassment that seems to follow people who get caught in the crosshairs of Speedway bomber Brett Kimberlin has started to put a spotlight on the staggering level of abuse that many activists, columnists, and bloggers on the Right have to endure just to exercise their First Amendment rights. If liberals had to deal with […]

 

The Nipple Slip Of Renowned Children’s Book Author, Madonna

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When I was in college, Madonna’s book “Sex” was white hot. Unfortunately, it was also very expensive and although I was very curious, there was no way I would have ever dropped $50 on it. However ironically, it turned out that there was a copy of her book in UNC-Charlotte’s library. So, I headed up […]

 

The 5 Idiots You Wish You Could Get Out Of Your Facebook Feed

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When you have: more than 4,600 friends on Facebook, you’re guaranteed to have a few stinkers in the bunch. Sadly, like career criminals, the worst transgressors: tend to repeat their crimes over and over again, which is why it’s a good idea to get them out of your feed. Are you one of these repeat offenders who’s […]

 

Principal Scraps “God Bless The USA” Because She Doesn’t Want To Offend Other Cultures?

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Because liberals aren’t as moral as other people, they don’t have any problem with letting terrorists, criminals, communists, and every miscreant under the sun around kids, as long as they lean to the left. So to a liberal, it’s fine for someone like Greta Hawkins to be the principal of a school. The principal of […]

 

Brett Kimberlin Now Claims To Have Been SWAT-ted (Updated)

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Wow, what a coincidence! The day before 85 Republican members of Congress released a letter asking Eric Holder to look into SWAT-ting attacks that many people believe Brett Kimberlin and his allies are responsible for, Brett Kimberlin claims to have been Swat-ted. …Attempted SWATTing of Brett Kimberlin, Bethesda, Maryland, May 31ST, 2012. …Send to TIPS@VELVETREVOLUTION.US […]

 

Rand Paul Endorses Mitt And…Told Ya So.

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Rand Paul didn’t endorse his father during the primaries, but there was no need for it because it would have been superfluous. It was perfectly clear to everyone that Rand Paul was supporting his father and what else would anyone expect? A son should be supporting his father if he runs for President. Of course, […]

 

Five Lessons America Can Learn From The Failures Of Other Nation-States

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As Ronald Reagan noted, Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children […]

 

A Rundown Of Alleged Blogger Harassment By Brett Kimberlin, Neal Rauhauser, Ron Brynaert, & Nadia Naffe

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Many of you have probably been following the Brett Kimberlin saga. Certainly, if you read Right Wing News regularly, you would have at least seen the daily links that have been going up since this whole saga caught people’s attention. Today is supposed to be a “A National Blogger Day Of Silence.” Ace from Ace […]

 

Bill Clinton Surrounded By Porn Starlets In Monaco

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I am not entirely sure how I missed a story about a notoriously unfaithful former President who’s married to the Secretary of State covorting with porn stars in Monaco, but it definitely caught my interest today. The story as it’s being told today is that Bill Clinton called these women over to him for a […]