Paul Mason, Socialism Incarnate

The nice thing about socialism is that no individual is responsible for his own behavior. That means that if you screw yourself up, it’s society’s fault — and you can sue taxpayers: A man who once weighed nearly 70 stone [980 pounds] is to launch legal action against the NHS [Britain’s socialized medicine monolith], claiming […]

 

Dem Rep. Jerrold Nadler Sneers at Republican Reverence for Constitution

Just because the public has thrown them out of the leadership position is no reason for House Democrats to begin showing respect for the Constitution they are sworn to uphold, yet seem to despise. From their friends at the Washington Compost: For more than 200 years, Americans have revered the Constitution as the law of […]

 

A Tale of Two Congressmen: Peter King and Keith Ellison

Countermoonbat Congressman Peter King (R-NY) has received the ultimate recommendation in the form of a denunciation by the Islamophiles of the New York Times, a publication that characteristically stands with Historic First Muslim Congresscritter Keith Ellison against anyone with the backbone to face the Islamic enemy within. If the militant moonbats at the Slimes thought […]

 

Mark Twain’s Great Works Rewritten to Conform to Political Correctness

Inevitably, the squishy soft form of totalitarianism known as political correctness has reached the point that great works of literature are being rewritten to conform to current ideological orthodoxy: Mark Twain wrote that “the difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter.” A new edition of “Adventures of […]

 


Obama Plans Massive Land Grab

Nothing better sums up the Left’s antidemocratic and antihuman agenda that the Obama Administration’s policy of circumventing Congress to seal off our own land from use. An Obama administration directive designed to preserve more public lands as wilderness is stirring anger in the West, where ranchers, sportsmen and energy companies say they could lose access […]

 

While Teachers Are Laid Off, Fortunes Spent on School Butterfly Gardens

Teachers have been getting laid off right and left in Florida’s Broward School District. Despite all the taxes, the money just isn’t there to pay them. This gives an idea of where it went: For years, Weston developer Roy Rogers planted gardens designed to lure butterflies to Broward schools, using volunteer labor and donated supplies. […]

 

Kathy Griffin Declares Jihad Against 16-Year-Old Willow Palin

Despite the foul language she has used on air in the past, CNN once again burnished its hard core moonbat credentials by showcasing leftist “comedienne” Kathy Griffin on its New Year’s Eve broadcast. This time she refrained from dropping the F-bomb, but she did drop her comparably obnoxious New Year’s resolution on The Hollywood Reporter: […]

 

Governator Exits Clinton Style

Arnold Schwarzenegger finished his disastrous stint as Governator appropriately — with a final act of pandering to the Democrats who have been ruining California and whom he was elected to confront: In his final night before leaving office, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger commuted the prison sentence of the son of former Assembly Speaker Fabian Nuñez who […]

 

Planned Parenthood: Corrupting the Kids It Doesn’t Kill

The abortion mill Planned Parenthood is raking in taxpayer money to the tune of $363.2 million per year, but at least it’s performing useful services. In addition to killing inconvenient babies in numbers that would put Adolf Eichmann to shame, it’s launching a new initiative to counsel parents on how to encourage their children to […]

 

Wind-Powered Scotland Needs Electricity From Nuclear France

Things have reached a pretty pass when France has to rescue Britons from the mess their moonbattery has gotten them into. Scotland’s wind farms are unable to cope with the freezing weather conditions — grinding to a halt at a time when electricity demand is at a peak, forcing the country to rely on power […]

 

Time Magazine Confirms: Liberal Media Has Jumped the Shark on Global Warming Hoax

It isn’t just the barking moonbat self-parodies at the snicker-inducing New York Times. The establishment liberal press has officially jumped the shark, rendering itself irrelevant to the world of adults with its desperate attempt to convince the cretinously gullible that the harsh winter weather we’ve been witnessing is caused by the chimerical global warming crisis. […]

 


Suspended for the Year Over Lunchbox Mix-up

The latest zero tolerance educratic insanity reaches us from Sanford, North Carolina: An athletic and academic standout in Lee County said a lunchbox mix-up has cut short her senior year of high school and might hurt her college opportunities. Ashley Smithwick, 17, of Sanford, was suspended from Southern Lee High School in October after school […]

 

Free Lawyers for Mentally Defective Criminal Aliens

America isn’t quite bankrupt yet. How else could our rulers waste what’s left of our money while gloatingly rubbing our faces in the fact that moonbats are in charge? Here’s an idea: Shy of her first anniversary on the federal bench, an Obama-appointed judge known for promoting “racial tolerance” [i.e., very special treatment for all […]

 

Thanks to Big Government, Oil Prices Headed for the Sky

What might an irresponsible, authoritarian, hyper-intrusive government driven by a radical environmentalist agenda and hostile to American interests do to the energy sector? It might prevent the building of nuclear plants and oil refineries, squash drilling in the ANWR wasteland and the Gulf of Mexico, and declare drilling to be out of the question most […]

 

Bloomberg Has Worked Behind the Scenes With Islamists to Get Ground Zero Mosque Built

The “Muslim–moonbat alliance” is more than a figure of speech. Progressives have been sympathetic to expansionist Islam since 9/11, possibly hoping it might succeed where Soviet communism failed. Sometimes this goes beyond sympathy, to the point where the liberal elitists who govern us actually coordinate campaigns with jihadists. An appalling example is 9/11 itself, an […]

 

DUI Checkpoints Deemed to Be Racist

California’s colonization by illegal aliens with a well-known penchant for driving drunk may put an end to the inconvenience of DUI checkpoints, which moonbat activists deem to be racist: Two local advocate groups for undocumented immigrants have publicly accused the Los Angeles Police Department and the Los Angeles County Sherriff’s Department of using DUI checkpoints […]

 

Comrade Obama’s Kwanzaa Greetings

Yesterday Comrade Obama and the Bitter Half treated the nation to this uplifting Kwanzaa greeting: “Michelle and I extend our warmest thoughts and wishes to all those who are celebrating Kwanzaa this holiday season. Today is the first of a joyful seven-day celebration of African-American culture and heritage. The seven principles of Kwanzaa — Unity, […]

 

Jewish Gitmo Witches Sic Horny Phantom Cats on Terrorists

Despite the pampering most terrorists receive at Guantanamo Bay, some really have been tortured, just as the moonbat–Muslim alliance alleges. The evidence came to light in an Al-Jazeera interview with former Gitmo vacationer Walid Muhammad Hajj. He reveals that there are Jews on the staff at Club Gitmo, and they’ve used witchcraft to cast spells […]

 

Obama Uses EPA to Seize Control of Energy Sector

Dems were able to ram Cap & Tax through the House, but this debacle will never make it through the Senate, now that such a large number of people are aware that the government and media have been lying, and that global warming — or “climate change” as the lack of warming has forced moonbats […]

 

Why Our Government Backed Communist Coup Against Democratic Ally

Manuel Zelaya, a corrupt thug with close ties to organized crime, tried to seize totalitarian control of our ally Honduras, with the apparent goal of reducing it to a communist police state in the orbit of Cuba and Venezuela. Appallingly, despite America’s long history of supporting freedom, Zelaya’s fellow leftists in our government backed him […]

 

Child Hauled Off to Prison for Using Magic Marker in Class

When will miscreants learn that unless you’re an illegal alien, crime doesn’t pay? A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance. According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of […]

 

Happy Kwanzaa, Commies, Racists, and Psychopaths

Rather than commit a faux pas by acknowledging Christmas, liberals can celebrate Kwanzaa instead — like they do in some of our public schools: Kwanzaa comes once a year, but at Falk Elementary School it’s a part of the lesson plan almost every day. On Friday, the last day of school before the holidays, students […]

 

The Three Security Stooges

Just how inept are the plodding politically correct bureaucrats Comrade Obama has seen fit to entrust with our security? An interview with Homeland Security Secretary Janet “Big Sis” Napolitano, chief counterterrorism advisor John Brennan, and Director of National Intelligence James Clapper makes it clear: US President Barack Obama’s top aide on intelligence appeared to be […]

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants to Be Obama’s Global Warming Czar

By selling out to the moonbats, outgoing RINO Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger will not be leaving California a very promising job market — but at least his own job prospects look good. He wants to serve Comrade Obama as Junk Science Czar: Schwarzenegger, who counts legislation combating global warming as one of his signature achievements in […]

 

As Debt Explodes, Big Government Arrogantly Wastes

Despite Comrade Obama’s clumsy triangulation maneuvers, it’s likely our rulers will soon raise taxes, possibly even by imposing an economy-strangling VAT tax. If they don’t, the exploding debt will cause the entire economy to collapse and the dollar to become worthless. The only other option would be to reduce spending — but that’s out of […]

 

DHS Defends Against Nonexistent Climate Crisis

You can’t blame Janet Napolitano for not lifting a finger to secure the undefended border with Mexico, even as it dissolves into violent chaos. She’s too busy with more ideologically appropriate threats — like veterans and the mythical global warming crisis: At an all-day White House conference on “environmental justice,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano […]

 

Put-Upon Victims Forced to Wait in Line for Freebies or Even Pay Their Own Bills

Have a hanky handy — this one is a tear-jerker. From Macon, Georgia: When Eugene Jenkins showed up at St. Paul AME Church at 1:30 a.m. Wednesday, he didn’t know he would be one of the last people to get a ticket for assistance with his heating bill. He waited in line until 7 a.m., […]