Hillary Promises to Open the X-Files

Finally, we have a reason to vote for Shrillary other than her female gender. She says she will answer all the questions brought up by the alien conspiracy TV show The X-Files:

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has said that if she is elected, she will ‘get to the bottom’ of questions over what the government knows about UFOs and aliens. …

When asked if she would support UFO disclosure group efforts, she enthusiastically said ‘yes’. …

‘I think we may have been (visited already). We don’t know for sure,’ she said.

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She added that she would like to look into Area 51, which she first called Area 54 but quickly corrected herself.

So that’s why she wants to be president. I thought it was so she could crank her trademark monetization of political power into high gear.

Don’t laugh too hard. Conspiracies from outer space are harder to disprove than the global warming hoax, which even now has many adherents.

Maybe she already knows more about the aliens than she is telling us.

On a tip from Apostle53. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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