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Of Course People Who Are Anti-American Want Obama.

Over at the HuffPo, Derek Shearer has a post called, “Waiting For Obama: The First Global Election.” Here’s an excerpt, Nothing could be more accurate today than the political chant from Chicago in 1968: “The Whole World is Watching.” The level of interest in the upcoming U.S. presidential contest is incredibly high, greater than at […]

John McCain On Energy Policy By Mark Noonan

Excellent: It takes a very short leap in logic to wonder why we produce less and less crude oil, while we use more and more of it, or why politicians talk so much about promoting alternative energy sources, but often do so little to promote these alternatives. A reasonable observer, presented only with these numbers […]

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Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Michelle Malkin: The Obama/Pooh photoshop collection Cracked: 6 great action heroes (who should be convicted of murder) AFI: America’s 10 greatest films in 10 classic genres Clap Bang Kiss: About a zillion pictures of Dawn Yang on vacation You can check out […]

How Old is Too Old?

It isn’t raised as an issue as often as race or gender, but amid a local county election last night and talk about inexperience by politicians like Barack Obama and Bobby Jindal (rising star Governor of Louisiana), the issue of age in a candidate’s campaign has really begun to disturb me. Of course, I realize […]

The Ironic Screenshot Of The Day

From Memeorandum, PS: I know that there will be irony impaired liberals scratching their heads and not getting why this is ironic, but I’ll let RWN’s readers explain it to them in the comment section. *** Hint *** Speak slowly, don’t use big words, and go into the same level of detail you’d use if […]

It is Getting Bizarre in Canada

First we have “hate speech” taking precedence over free speech. And now we have at least one court deciding that it has the right to overrule a father’s discipline: An appeal will be filed in a Montreal court after a Quebec judge overruled a father who grounded his 12-year-old daughter for dangerous Internet use. The […]

Massachusetts School of Law Calls for Hanging President Bush

It pleases moonbats to be morally superior to anyone who doesn’t realize that capital punishment is barbaric. Of course, this only applies to criminals, not to your own unborn children, or to top officials in the American government deemed to be insufficiently progressive, including the President. The Massachusetts School of Law at Andover is convening […]

Advice That Might Save Your Life One Day

This is counter-intuitive, but as a general rule, if you’re in trouble and need help from a stranger, you’re better off if there are only one or two people around rather than dozens. Here’s just one more incident that proves that’s the case, The town of Turlock and much of the rest of the nation […]

Letting Members Of Al-Qaeda Go Free To Kill Again

The Left, being the Left, keeps pushing the completely ineffective law enforcement approach to the war on terrorism that utterly failed before 9/11. Typical liberals. It’s not about whether it works or not, it’s whether it makes them feel good about themselves. But, take a look at what the law enforcement approach to the war […]

Thong-Induced Injury Deserves Class Action Status

Some things are inevitable, you just wonder why it took so long: As she was attempting to put on a Victoria’s Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. […]

Muslims Vs. Pants

This moronic woman should have no case because this is certainly not a violation of her First Amendment Rights, Fatuma Hassan has just enough rice in her near-empty cupboards to make it through the month. The anger she felt when she lost her job in May has given way to a dull, nagging hunger. Yet […]

Maniacs’ Rights Movement Is Born

Apparently hospitals will now be required to let deranged patients go berserk until they tire themselves out. Maintaining order for the safety of the other patients would be a violation of maniacs’ rights. From Minnesota: When the emergency room staff at Northfield City Hospital thought an obviously disturbed patient was about to turn violent, they […]

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RWN’s Favorite Quotes From Aqua Teen Hunger Force

My favorite quotations from one of my favorite shows, “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” “If you need anything, you know who to look to – someone else.” — Carl Okay, I’m sorry, Candy. I guess we’re not in America. I guess now, I’m not allowed to pay for sex with pennies.” — Carl Delivery Man: It’s, […]

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Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: JackLewis: A rude awakening for Californians hoping to cash in on the homosexual marriage rush The List Universe: Top 10 scientists killed or injured by their experiments Uphaa: 11 most mysterious people Cracked: The 6 most terrifying allergies you can actually get […]

Are Americans That Stupid?

Rachel Lucas wants to start a new category on her blog possibly called, “Most People Are Too Stupid To Vote But They Do Anyway So We Are All Going To Die.” I already have a category “We’re All Gonna Die”, but I usually reserve that for the latest bird flu epidemic, global warming or other […]

So, Obama was a “Constitutional Law Professor”, was he?

Barack Obama, while doing a fundraiser in 2007 claimed, “I was a constitutional law professor, which means unlike the current president I actually respect the Constitution…” Yet this constitutional law professor establishes the following as his criteria for selecting judges: “We need somebody who’s got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it’s like to […]

Cuban Regime and MSM Still Exploiting Elian Gonzalez

Elizabeth Broton Rodriquez drowned during a desperate attempt to help her son Elian Gonzalez escape from the wretched communist slave state Cuba, so that he might grow up in wealth and freedom in America. Her sacrifice was in vain: the Clinton Administration abducted the little boy from the relatives who had given him shelter and […]

The Travesty That Is Boumediene v. Bush

John Yoo wrote a fantastic piece on the 5 tyrants in black robes who handed foreign terrorists privileges they have no right to under the Constitution. Here’s an excerpt from Yoo’s piece on the absolutely outrageous Boumediene v. Bush decision that recently came down from the Supreme Court, Under the writ of habeas corpus, Americans […]

Obama: The Post-Manhood Candidate

From Susan Faludi, in what is meant to be a complimentary column, in the New York Times, The reason is a gender ethic that has guided American politics since the age of Andrew Jackson. The sentiment was succinctly expressed in a massive marble statue that stood on the steps of the United States Capitol from […]

Meet Obama’s New SecDef: Winnie The Pooh!

Look out, Al-Qaeda, because Barack Obama is about to send Winnie the Pooh to get medieval on your candy *ss! Barack Obama aide: Why Winnie the Pooh should shape US foreign policy Winnie the Pooh, Luke Skywalker and British football hooligans could shape the foreign policy of Barack Obama if he becomes US President, according […]

Gavin Newsom Presides over Orgy of Profane Marriages

Thanks in part to the efforts of San Franfreakshow’s drunken, degenerate Mayor Gavin Newsom, homosexual marriage has at least temporarily been deemed valid in the Land of Fruits and Nuts by judicial decree. The orgy has already begun, with homosexuals pouring into the state from all over the country to participate in the official mocking […]

Poor Rocco

Rocco knew it. The other competitors knew it. When, Tiger Woods sank that put, rimming it, on the 18th hole of the U.S. Open on Sunday, everyone knew it: Game over. Tiger just won, now it was a formality (of winning 18 more holes and a tie-breaker for good measure.) But, it was over. What […]

Challenging A Basic Assumption Of The Environmental Wackos

From the WAPO, Sen. John McCain called yesterday for an end to the federal ban on offshore oil drilling, offering an aggressive response to high gasoline prices and immediately drawing the ire of environmental groups that the presumptive Republican presidential nominee has courted for months. The move is aimed at easing voter anger over rising […]

Obama Backs Off On “We Bring A Gun” — Satire By Harvey

PHILADELPHIA (AP) – After vowing to put up a tough fight in the general election campaign this fall by saying “if they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun”, presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama apologized to the American people for suggesting that guns might be useful in securing a victory during personal […]