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Rachel Dolezal’s Hilarious Name Change

People seem to take faux female Bruce Jenner more seriously than bogus black person Rachel Dolezal. Many call him “her” as if he really were a woman, whereas Dolezal does not seem to qualify for Affirmative Action, or she wouldn’t be having such a hard time finding work. But it might be different, now that […]

Suddenly, Trump Reading From A Teleprompter Is A Bad Thing

For eight years, we were treated to the Greatest Orator Ever!!!!! speaking from a teleprompter. Conservatives even came up with a name for Obama’s teleprompter: TOTUS. Teleprompter Of The United States. And discussed TOTUS as if it were alive. There were lots of jokes about this, most in jest, some nasty. Because, when it came […]

The Democrat Plan to Prevent a Conservative Court

On Tuesday the Washington Times reported that Senator Tom Udall (D–NM) proposed a compromise for President Trump and the Republicans. Udall suggested that rather than Trump nominating Neil Gorsuch to the supreme Court, he instead simultaneously nominate both Gorsuch and Obama’s nominee, Merrick Garland to the High Court.   He advanced the notion that president Trump “should […]