The Best Quotes From Ann Coulter’s ‘Slander’

“Here the country had finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism and they don’t want to fight it. They would have, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.” — Ann Coulter, P. 5

“Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now.” — Ann Coulter, P. 6

“If it were true that conservatives were racist, sexist, homophobic, fascist, stupid, inflexible, angry, and self-righteous, shouldn’t their arguments be easy to deconstruct? Someone who is making a point out of anger, ideology, inflexibility, or resentment would presumably construct a flimsy argument. So why can’t the argument itself be dismembered rather than the speaker’s personal style or hidden motives? Why the evasions?” — Ann Coulter, P. 10

“What liberals mean by “goose-stepping” or “ethnic cleansing” is generally something along the lines of “eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment for the Arts. But they can’t say that, or people would realize they’re crazy. So instead they accuse Republicans of speaking in ‘code words.'” — Ann Coulter, P. 12

“‘Moderate Republican’ is simply how the blabocracy flatters Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren’t so conspicuous, the: New York Times: would start referring to “nice Republicans” and ‘mean Republicans.'” — Ann Coulter, P. 15

“With their infernal racial set-asides, racial quotas, and race norming, liberals share many of the Klan’s premises. The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do liberals! Indeed, liberals and white supremacists are the only people left in America who are neurotically obsessed with race. Conservatives champion a color-blind society.” — Ann Coulter, P. 26

“If liberals expressed half as much self-righteous indignation about crime as they do about the random case of police brutality, one might be inclined to take them seriously. Criminals they like. It’s the police they hate.” — Ann Coulter, P. 28

“There is no surer proof of a Republican mediocrity than the media’s respect.” — Ann Coulter, P. 51

“Indeed, the media elites covering national politics would be indistinguishable from the Democratic Party except the Democratic Party isn’t liberal enough. A higher percentage of the Washington press corps voted for Clinton in 1992 than did his demographic category: ‘Registered Democrats.'” — Ann Coulter, P. 56

“Liberals pretend to believe that when two random hoodlums kill a gay man in Oklahoma, it’s evidence of a national trend, but when a million people buy a book, it proves absolutely nothing about the book-buying public.” — Ann Coulter, P. 103

“Liberals don’t believe there is such a thing as “fact” or “truth.” Everything is a struggle for power between rival doctrines.” — Ann Coulter, P. 113

“If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have “racist,” “fascist,” “homophobe,” “ugly,” and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of “dumb” would nearly cripple them.” — Ann Coulter, P. 121

“This is how six-year-olds argue: They call everything “stupid.” The left’s primary argument is the angry reaction of a helpless child deprived of the ability to mount logical counterarguments. Someday we will turn to the: New York Times: editorial page and find the Newspaper of Record denouncing President Bush for being a ‘penis-head.'” — Ann Coulter, P. 121

“‘Stupid’ means one thing: “threatening to the interests of the Democratic Party.” The more Conservative the Republican, the more vicious and hysterical the attacks on his intelligence will be.” — Ann Coulter, P. 125

“Most preposterously, the: New York Times: reported — as if it were news — “With his grades and college boards, Mr. Bush might not have been admitted [to Yale] if he had applied just a few years later.”: “Might not have been admitted”?: What on earth does that mean? Bush also “might not have been admitted” if he had dropped out of high school and become a Gangsta Rapper. It so galls Northeastern liberals that Republican George Bush went to an Ivy League school, they can’t resist publicly fantasizing about an alternative universe in which Yale rejects him.” — Ann Coulter, P. 136

“The only definition of the “religious right” that ever holds up is “Republicans Liberals Don’t Like.” In this sense, it is the molecular opposite of ‘moderate Republicans.'” — Ann Coulter, P. 174

“Considering the invective constantly being heaped on the “religious right,” it is probably not surprising that few people identify themselves as members. “Religious Right” is always something somebody else is, like a ‘son of a bitch.'” — Ann Coulter, P. 177

“The imaginary threat of the “religious right” is important because it allows liberals to complain about their victimization by religious zealots. It is not sufficient compensation to be applauded wildly on: Politically Incorrect: and other late-night TV shows, profiled in fawning articles in the: New York Times, photographed for: People: magazine, showered with awards, Pulitizer Prizes, and other sundry tributes. Liberals insist that they also be admired for their bravery in standing up to Christians.” — Ann Coulter, P. 183

“Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can’t stand the competition.” — Ann Coulter, P. 194

“Much of the left’s hate speech bears greater similarity to a psychological disorder than to standard political discourse. The hatred is blinding, producing logical contradictions that would be impossible to sustain were it not for the central element faith plays in the left’s new religion. The basic tenet of their faith is this: Maybe they were wrong on facts and policies, but they are good and conservatives are evil. You almost want to give it to them. It’s all they have left.” — Ann Coulter, P. 199

“(L)iberals don’t think a majority of Americans support: abortion: — otherwise they would welcome the overturning of: Roe v. Wade, which would do nothing more than put abortion to a vote. As their theatrics on: Roe: demonstrate, the last thing they want is a vote. Once Americans were allowed to vote on abortion. Then: Roecame along and overturned the democratically enacted laws of forty-eight states.” — Ann Coulter, P. 201

“Most of the time, liberals do not imagine the world is real. Their contribution to political debate is worthless, since even they do not believe things they say. The more shocking and iconoclastic they are, the more fashion points they accrue. Liberal Manhattanites believe in redistribution of their own wealth and ceaseless police brutality like they believe in Martians.” — Ann Coulter, P. 203

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