Author: Frank J.

Hello. I’m Frank J. from the Rational Policy Institute. I’ve done a lot of study of conservatives, and this presidential election has been especially enlightening about right-leaning Americans and their attitudes towards minorities. They don’t like them. Especially African-Americans. The lack of support by conservatives for U.S. Senator Barack Obama, the first African-American nominated by […]

What now for the Republican Party? It’s been in a downward spiral for some time, but it never has seemed to hit rock bottom… at least not enough to try and do any better. Now we can’t even get a conservative elected in a Republican primary; can it get much worse? I guess the Republicans […]

I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but some conservatives have a problem with John McCain. It’s not just that he goes against conservatives on some big issues, that he seems to act like the only reason we’d disagree with him on those issues is because we’re too stupid to see him for the […]

Cross-posted from IMAO.us Usually IMAO flies under the radar of left-wing blogs. They want stuff to be angry about, but who could be angry at fun-loving IMAO? We only want to nuke the moon — there aren’t even people there to hurt. Still, we’ve had our run ins with some of them such as when […]

Cross-posted from IMAO.us The surge is working and we can create stability in Iraq — so says an editorial in the New York Times! Here is the most important thing Americans need to understand: We are finally getting somewhere in Iraq, at least in military terms. As two analysts who have harshly criticized the Bush […]

Cross-posted from IMAO.us O’Reilly’s has been hammering DailyKos for being a hate site, something obvious to anyone who has scanned the front page. This light shined on the cockroaches caused JetBlue to pull sponsorship on YearlyKos, DailyKos’s once a year event where the writers of DailyKos emerge from their parents’ basements and sit in circles […]

Hi, it’s me, Frank J. of IMAO.us — the world’s most famous Frank J. Anyway, please watch this. It’s supposedly a DNC production and mercifully only about thirty seconds long: Holy crap that was lame! I’m starting to think I should do a museum of lame attempts of humor by politicians and political groups, starting […]

Reprinted with my own permission from IMAO.us. Tomorrow is our country’s anniversary, so I thought I’d go over America’s history since it’s the most awesome country ever. A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Pilgrims sailed to the continent of North America looking for new land where they could be free. There, they […]

Hi, it’s Frank J. of IMAO, America’s favorite Frank J. If you’ve ever gone to a place like the Daily Kos, you’ll notice that those guys are crazy. I mean literally sitting in a circle, eating their own feces while ranting about how President Bush stole their bong crazy. It’s been documented. Still, the Democratic […]

So John Edwards regularly spends $400 dollars at The Pink Sapphire for beauty care (he claims it’s all for a hair cut, but there’s reason to believe otherwise). I was one of those who condemned Ann Coulter for her slur about Edwards at CPAC, but now I’m starting to think I owe her an apology. […]