Sending In The Blue Helmets In Iraq Won’t Work

One thing you frequently hear from the left — John Kerry included — is that we should let the UN handle Iraq. Kerry isn’t suggesting that we pull out the troops at this point, but other people, Dennis Kucinich among others, have. But, here’s what people who favor this idea either don’t understand or don’t […]

 

UN Troops Don’t Need To Shoot Back?

I thought you might enjoy a few select quotes about what’s happening in Iraq right now from the Guardian’s readership. It was surprising intelligent discussion about the war for a left-wing site, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t a few bad apples in the bunch… desertfish: I think the everyone should withdraw their troops, except […]

 


John Kerry’s New Slogan By Marni Malarkey

The John Kerry campaign has announced its new slogan: “John Kerry — he has 57 varieties of answer to every question! And he has voted 57 ways on every bill put before the House and Senate!” Kerry campaign spokeswoman Melissa Flommerliar said that Kerry and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, discussed the “burden of such […]

 


Christopher Dodd’s Trent Lott Moment

As I’m sure you remember, Trent Lott was publicly excoriated — and rightfully so — for praising Senator Strom Thurmond in a way that seemed to endorse the racist views he had held earlier in his life. But now, Senator Christopher Dodd has done almost exactly the same thing, except Robert Byrd, instead of Thurmond, […]

 

Fallujah & Al-Sadr’s Goons

I’ve refrained from commenting on what’s happening in Iraq right now because in my opinion, the information that’s coming out the country just isn’t good enough to allow us to get a full picture of what’s happening. However, I can tell you this: We will pacify Fallujah, we will break al-Sadr’s men (he does not […]

 

Jeb’s Driver’s Licenses For Illegals

I’ve never been a particularly big Jeb Bush fan and this certainly isn’t going to do much to improve his standing…. “Saying rigorous screening standards would ensure recipients ”won’t be terrorists,” Gov. Jeb Bush on Monday strongly endorsed issuing state driver’s licenses to both illegal immigrants and foreign nationals who make Florida home for part […]

 

Humorless Liberal Radio Network Debuts By William Grim

New York – “Radio Pinko,” the New York flagship station of the Humorless Liberal Radio Network (HLRN) signed on the air today for the first time. The leftist network, the brainchild of Al Franken who is hot off his stunning success as a movie actor in the Stuart Smalley direct-to-video franchise, is an attempt to […]

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Kennedy: Kerry’s Actions Prove Iraq is Bush’s Vietnam By Scott Ott

In a major policy address at the Brookings Institution today Senator Edward M. Kennedy said that Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry’s actions prove that “Iraq is George Bush’s Vietnam.” “The parallels between Vietnam and Iraq are stunning when seen through the actions of one man who lived through both eras,” said Mr. Kennedy. “Thirty-some […]

 

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Mars… “If not us, who? If not now, when?” Why did Jefferson send Lewis and Clark west? Why did Sir Hillary climb Mt. Everest? Why did we go to the moon? Why did Shakleton go to the South Pole? Humans have a capacity for exploration-this is what differentiates us from spruce trees. Ronald Reagan put […]

 

Spike TV’s “This Just In”

I hereby proclaim Spike TV’s new series “This Just In” to be the greatest.television.show.ever.EVER!!!!! It’s ultra conservative, as funny as “South Park” or “The Simpsons”, and it’s current. Things that happened a day or two ago end up on the show. But hey, I know what you’re thinking: “Hawkins, talk is cheap. How do I […]

 

Tossing Kerry Into The Slammer?

I received an email from someone named John Damon. Apparently he sent it to Rush, Hannity, O’Reilly, Brit Hume, and other “high profile defenders of the American way of life” — like yours truly! While I was certainly flattered by that high praise, I must admit that I found Mr. Damon’s suggestions to be a […]

 

Kerry: Fat-Cats Pad Payrolls To Boost Bush By Scott Ott

In the aftermath of news that 308,000 new jobs were created in March, Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry said today that “corporate fat-cats are padding their payrolls with unneeded workers to help George Bush win the election.” “These wealthy special interests are so desperate to give Bush some good news, that they’ve hired 308,000 […]

 



Franken Radio Takin’ Charge!

Look out conservative America because Air America Radio is on the air now! Saucy & controversial liberal hosts like Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo, & Chuck D., are going take the fight to the right — yeah! — in conservative strongholds like New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Portland, Minneapolis, Inland Ca., satellite radio….and geeze…is that it? […]

 

“Walking Tall” Review

I really enjoyed the original “Walking Tall,” the tale — based on a true story — of a vigilante who becomes sheriff of a Southern town and cleans it up by beating every bad guy he can find with a 2×4. Furthermore, I enjoyed the “Scorpion King” and ranked “The Rundown” as my #29th favorite […]

 

Kerry Says Americans Should Marry Rich Widows By William Grim

Washington, DC – Speaking before the National Association of Economists yesterday, Senator John Kerry, Democrat candidate for President, presented his plan for the economic revitalization of the United States. “President Bush has devastated the economy of the United States by emphasizing discredited ideas such as economic growth, productivity, and entrepreneurship,” said Senator Kerry. “We all […]

 

The Hawkins Interview Collection

If you’re a new RWN reader and want to know a little bit more about the page than the FAQ tells you, why not check out some of the interviews that have been done with me over the last couple of years? Besides, it’s really late and I’m about to keel over I’m so tired […]

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Jail For File Trading???

This is ridiculous enough to be an April Fool’s joke, but unfortunately, it’s all too real… “A House of Representatives panel has approved a sweeping new copyright bill that would boost penalties for peer-to-peer piracy and increase federal police powers against Internet copyright infringement. …The PDEA–the result of intense lobbying from large copyright holders over […]

 


Flip-Flopping May Have Injured Kerry’s Shoulder By Andy Borowitz

With Senator John F. Kerry (D-Mass) set for shoulder surgery in Boston today, an orthopedic surgeon familiar with the Senator’s condition said that Mr. Kerry’s penchant for flip-flopping may have caused the injury to his shoulder. “Constant or repetitive flip-flopping can cause major orthopedic damage,” said Dr. Robert Claman of Massachusetts General Hospital. “If it […]

 





Deficits Don’t Matter? The Hell They Don’t

In Brian S. Wesbury’s latest column at the American Spectator, he makes the case that deficits don’t matter. I think the last three paragraphs do a pretty good job of summing up the article… “WHILE DEFICITS ARE CLEARLY back for the time being and the just-released Bush budget forecasts a peak deficit of just 4.5 […]