Author: John Hawkins

In the wake of claims by Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry that foreign leaders hope he wins the White House, President George Bush today said “unnamed foreign leaders told me they want me to clean Kerry’s clock, you know, to fix his wagon.” “They can’t go out and say this publicly,” Mr. Bush said, […]

Somebody must have forgotten to send the radical Islamist Brits over at Al-Muhajiroun the memo about Islam being a “religion of peace”. I say that because they have a bombed out pic of the White House on their front page and they have a “live discussion” coming up on Saturday that doesn’t exactly sound like […]

Hey you! Yes you with the baby! How dare you destroy the environment! It’s bad enough that you’d bring a child into this world who’ll be breathing air and drinking water that could be better used by the rare snot sucker mussel or the three eyed butt picking sloth! But oh, oh, oh how could […]

Spain’s newly-elected socialist prime minister today declared the start of a “new era of protection from terror” as he cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the al Qaeda embassy in downtown Madrid. The building, formerly known as the U.S. Embassy, will house the offices and “manufacturing facilities” of the global religious social services […]

I wasn’t going to comment on the 3/11 massacre in Spain because pretty much everything I wanted to say has already been said. Al-Qaeda murdered 200+ Spaniards and was apparently rewarded for it by the Spanish voters just as they planned. Jose Maria Aznar’s pro-American, pro-Bush government had a healthy lead before the attacks according […]

My dog Patton gets just a wee bit excited about his new squeaky toy…

I always love to see what the Democratic base is up to — don’t you? That’s why I enjoy heading over to the Democratic Underground to see what the lefties are talking about. Well, today some of the folks at the DU are taking page out of John Kerry supporter Moby’s book and planning out […]

Much thanks to John Leo over at U.S. News & World Report for giving RWN a nice plug in his Sunday column about the 9/11 family members complaining about the original Bush ads… “One of the conservative bloggers, John Hawkins at RightWingNews.com, figured out early what was happening. He pointed out that in the big […]

Washington, DC – Senator John Kerry, the Democrat candidate for President, has just been named as the official spokesman for the National Waffle Council, the lobbying arm of the Association of Pre-Prepared Frozen Waffles (APPFW). Senator Kerry will be featured on print and television ads to help promote the sale of pre-prepared frozen waffles, the […]

I’ve wanted to do a “best of” list of quotes from Mark Steyn for quite a while, but the “one man global content provider” spreads his columns around in newspapers all around the world. One day he’s getting published in Canada, the next in Britain, then in Israel — and there’s no handy dandy archive […]

Huzzah! I am FINALLY taking another week-end off to go the beach and trust me — I need a few days to kick back and relax. So until I return on Tuesday, how about giving my advertisers the appreciation they deserve? Viva la capitalism!!!! Banners ——— PABAAH! Right Wing Nut Right Wing Stuff Vitamin USA […]

In his latest column, David Broder looks back on the election and 1944 and finds this quote from Democratic Senator Samuel Jackson of Indiana “How many battleships would a Democratic defeat be worth to Tojo? How many Nazi legions would it be worth to Hitler? …We must not allow the American ballot box to be […]

Since John Kerry — or as I think of him, Senator Flip-Flop — has won in New Hampshire, he now has to be considered the odds on favorite to take the Democratic nomination. So, I thought it was time to put out my first batch of John Kerry quotes. While Kerry is not as wacky […]

As I read through the comments section of the “The Democratic Underground Post Of The Day: American Arrogance” post, I ran across the following comment by lauraw… “I was talking to my mother today- an apolitical person if there ever was one (though she had a brief flirtation with Ross Perot when he was in […]

There’s a thread at the Democratic Underground called “American Arrogance” and as you’d expect, it’s loaded with America bashing. No big surprise there given how much left-wingers seem to enjoy obsessively rant about what’s wrong with America. Here are a few select quotes from the thread…… Resistance: I think Mike Ruppert said …(of From the […]

Tempe, AZ – Julie Montgomery has heard it all before. She heard it after she got “Annabel,” then several more times when she acquired “Mr. Whiskers,” and even more frequently when she rescued “Boo-Boo” limping and shivering off the side of the road. Julie Montgomery, 29, certainly loves cats but insists that despite outward appearances […]

It seems that the only thing the left loves more than raising taxes or talking about how much they hate George Bush is getting a good myth started. You know, like Gore really beat Bush, Max Cleland had his patriotism questioned in the 2002 elections, or Bush was AWOL from the National Guard. The latest […]

I’ve noted before that famous Aussie journalist John Pilger, who has been published at the BBC, LA Times, New York Times, The Guardian, Daily Mirror, & The Sydney Morning Herald among other places, is pro-terrorism. But, Pilger goes so far over the line in this interview that I cannot imagine how any “mainstream” paper in […]

After feeling the sting of all the GOP attacks that target his wimpy defense record and his history of trying to slash key defense programs along with the intelligence budget, John Kerry is “cowboying up” to try to compete with President Bush on security issues… “That status of war led me to find it impossible […]

Washington, DC — Food and Drug Administration Chairman Dr. Farnsley H. Higginbottom today strongly denied accusations that politics played a role in the recent total ban on all food products made by the Heinz Corporation. “The FDA is concerned only with objective scientific data,” said Dr. Higginbottom at a hastily called press conference. “The fact […]

“John Kerry claimed yesterday that certain “foreign leaders” have told him that they’re rooting for him to defeat President Bush. “I’ve met foreign leaders who can’t go out and say this publicly, but boy, they look at you and say, ‘You’ve got to win this, you’ve got to beat this guy, we need a new […]

Hey look, Senator Flip-Flop has issued a press release for International Eat An Animal For PETA day which is some holiday I think Meryl Yourish made up… Hat tip to Allah Is In The House for punching this up =D

— I’ll grant you that Jayson Blair isn’t the most credible source in the world, but his new book apparently has some VERY JUICY stories about his days at the New York Times. Here are a few excerpts from the WAPO review… “It was unremarkable, he writes, when “public relations people substituted theater tickets, free […]

Since most likely Democratic strategists read IMAO as do all smart important people, I thought I might throw them a bone and help them find a running mate for their haughty, French-looking candidate. Lot’s of people are suggesting John Edwards, Democrat governers, and other boring, predictable suggestions. If Democrats want to really energize their base […]

Just for the heck of it, I’m going to take a suggestion from Glenn Reynolds and Jeff Jarvis and post a pic of my blogging space… Yes folks, that’s where the magic happens — if by magic you mean hours and hours of typing away like a trained circus monkey for your amusement and edification….

Back in November of 2003, I said the Germans were “off the charts on the wackymeter” because they had 47 MPS who wanted to give children vote from the day they pop out of the womb. Well apparently the Germans aren’t the only wacky ones because there are some California Democrats who want to give […]

Here we are, almost a year out from the failed March 19, 2003 “decapitation attack” that kicked off the war in Iraq and John Kerry still isn’t sure whether the war was worth it or not. I want you to read this excerpt from an interview Kerry did with Time (which I pirated from The […]

Ottawa – After more than 100 years of colonialism, false starts and poorly working heaters, Canada put itself on the auction block Friday, just a week after declaring three branches of its armed forces were bankrupt “and really really cold.” Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin was saddened by the news, but when it became evident […]

When the Democratic primaries were hot and heavy, John Kerry dropped the F-bomb in a Rolling Stones interview… “I voted for what I thought was best for the country. Did I expect Howard Dean to go off to the left and say, ‘I’m against everything’? Sure. Did I expect George Bush to f*ck it up […]