The RWN Top 40 Blogs For The 1st Quarter Of 2004

It has been more than 3 months since I ranked My Favorite 41 Blogs Of 2003 so I thought it was about time to do it again. As the quarter has progressed some blogs have of course moved up as others have dropped based on how often I visit them, how much I like what […]

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Your Diapers Are Gaia’s Enemy!

Hey you! Yes you with the baby! How dare you destroy the environment! It’s bad enough that you’d bring a child into this world who’ll be breathing air and drinking water that could be better used by the rare snot sucker mussel or the three eyed butt picking sloth! But oh, oh, oh how could […]

 

Al Qaeda Opens First Embassy in Madrid By Scott Ott

Spain’s newly-elected socialist prime minister today declared the start of a “new era of protection from terror” as he cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the al Qaeda embassy in downtown Madrid. The building, formerly known as the U.S. Embassy, will house the offices and “manufacturing facilities” of the global religious social services […]

 







On Vacation Until Tuesday

Huzzah! I am FINALLY taking another week-end off to go the beach and trust me — I need a few days to kick back and relax. So until I return on Tuesday, how about giving my advertisers the appreciation they deserve? Viva la capitalism!!!! Banners ——— PABAAH! Right Wing Nut Right Wing Stuff Vitamin USA […]

 


John Kerry In Quotes — Version 2.0

Since John Kerry — or as I think of him, Senator Flip-Flop — has won in New Hampshire, he now has to be considered the odds on favorite to take the Democratic nomination. So, I thought it was time to put out my first batch of John Kerry quotes. While Kerry is not as wacky […]

 



Woman Insists Her Love For Cats In No Way Interferes With Goal Of Finding A Man By Bob From Accounting

Tempe, AZ – Julie Montgomery has heard it all before. She heard it after she got “Annabel,” then several more times when she acquired “Mr. Whiskers,” and even more frequently when she rescued “Boo-Boo” limping and shivering off the side of the road. Julie Montgomery, 29, certainly loves cats but insists that despite outward appearances […]

 


John Pilger: The Pro-Terrorist Aussie Journalist

I’ve noted before that famous Aussie journalist John Pilger, who has been published at the BBC, LA Times, New York Times, The Guardian, Daily Mirror, & The Sydney Morning Herald among other places, is pro-terrorism. But, Pilger goes so far over the line in this interview that I cannot imagine how any “mainstream” paper in […]

 

John Kerry Flip Flops On Terrorism

After feeling the sting of all the GOP attacks that target his wimpy defense record and his history of trying to slash key defense programs along with the intelligence budget, John Kerry is “cowboying up” to try to compete with President Bush on security issues… “That status of war led me to find it impossible […]

 

FDA Denies Politics in Total Ban on Heinz Products By William Grim

Washington, DC — Food and Drug Administration Chairman Dr. Farnsley H. Higginbottom today strongly denied accusations that politics played a role in the recent total ban on all food products made by the Heinz Corporation. “The FDA is concerned only with objective scientific data,” said Dr. Higginbottom at a hastily called press conference. “The fact […]

 

“Foreign Leaders” For John Kerry?

“John Kerry claimed yesterday that certain “foreign leaders” have told him that they’re rooting for him to defeat President Bush. “I’ve met foreign leaders who can’t go out and say this publicly, but boy, they look at you and say, ‘You’ve got to win this, you’ve got to beat this guy, we need a new […]

 


Misc Commentary For March 9, 2004

— I’ll grant you that Jayson Blair isn’t the most credible source in the world, but his new book apparently has some VERY JUICY stories about his days at the New York Times. Here are a few excerpts from the WAPO review… “It was unremarkable, he writes, when “public relations people substituted theater tickets, free […]

 

Frank Suggestions For A Running Mate For John F’n Kerry By Frank J.

Since most likely Democratic strategists read IMAO as do all smart important people, I thought I might throw them a bone and help them find a running mate for their haughty, French-looking candidate. Lot’s of people are suggesting John Edwards, Democrat governers, and other boring, predictable suggestions. If Democrats want to really energize their base […]

 

My Blogging Space

Just for the heck of it, I’m going to take a suggestion from Glenn Reynolds and Jeff Jarvis and post a pic of my blogging space… Yes folks, that’s where the magic happens — if by magic you mean hours and hours of typing away like a trained circus monkey for your amusement and edification….

 

Allowing 14-16 Year Olds To Vote? No Thanks

Back in November of 2003, I said the Germans were “off the charts on the wackymeter” because they had 47 MPS who wanted to give children vote from the day they pop out of the womb. Well apparently the Germans aren’t the only wacky ones because there are some California Democrats who want to give […]

 



The John “F-ing” Kerry Redux

When the Democratic primaries were hot and heavy, John Kerry dropped the F-bomb in a Rolling Stones interview… “I voted for what I thought was best for the country. Did I expect Howard Dean to go off to the left and say, ‘I’m against everything’? Sure. Did I expect George Bush to f*ck it up […]