Get Any Job That Teaches You to Show Up on Monday

Politico offers a headline calculated and designed to make you hate Newt Gingrich more than you already do: Newt: Fire the janitors, hire kids to clean schools. And when you click it open and actually read it from top to bottom, you find the former House Speaker is making all kinds of sense, no wonder […]

 

Grapes

I like metaphors, which is why when I caught sight of someone using a rifle metaphor to describe government, I lost no time in linking to it. I recall back when this anxious nation was first pondering Obama’s American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, otherwise known as “Stimulus,” I used a metaphor to explain why it […]

 


“No News Here, Same Stuff You Saw Before”

I disagree with our current President on a number of things, on that much I am sure, but I have some uncertainties about His mental stability when I read about situations like this: The White House on Friday rejected House Republicans’ subpoena for all internal communications related to the $535 million Solyndra loan guarantee, instead […]

 



Tiffany Gabbay Discovers Architects and Medicators

She writes in The Blaze. In an ironic twist of fate, the owners of pair of San Diego coffee and hot dog carts – who initially provided free food and beverage to Occupy protesters — had to shut down after demonstrators turned violent, splattering their kiosks with blood and urine. CBS reports that Occupiers stole […]

 

Your Obligatory Herman Cain Scandal Post

Now that something significant has finally happened with it, I’ll go ahead and say something here. What has happened that is significant? Rush Limbaugh opined on it, and it’s the first thing I’ve read that makes sense. Video with recording of the broadcast behind the link. Politico, you failed. You attempted, along with others in […]

 




Twelve Things I Notice About Liberals Since the Debt Limit Debate Started

Something’s going on lately. They’re acting all cornered, wounded, tender, defensive. Since the election of Nancy Pelosi back in ’06 they had been going back to being petty, childish, smug, snooty, “aggressively non-threatening NPR male” Alan-Alda peevish. Now they’re back to the way they were after the Bush v. Gore decision. Us smart and good, […]

 






“My Name is Morgan Freeberg and I’m a Sarah Palin Fan”

My name is Morgan K. Freeberg and I’m a blogger. Hi, Morgan! Also — as of today — I am going back to being a Sarah Palin fan. Today concludes an experiment I have been doing. More on that below. I’m the founder, CEO, chief fry cook & bottle-washer at House of Eratosthenes, colloquially known […]

 


“McCain: Palin Can Beat Obama”

The Hill reports on Mac’s remarks, without comment, to get their lefty commenters all riled up and it works beautifully. Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) has said he thinks Sarah Palin could defeat President Obama in next year’s presidential election, but he’s far from certain that she will actually jump into the race. The GOP’s standard-bearer […]

 


Reactions

In about a week and a half, Our First Holy Divine Man-God-Boy-King President has acquired and released a form of identification, and then claimed credit for dispatching the most wanted man in the entire world. His is a unique case in which these achievements are roughly equivalent. I’m ready to take a new approach on […]

 

Above

A royal wedding, and the long-awaited release of a document from Hawaii. The week certainly does finish up with a feeling of genuine accomplishment, doesn’t it? I say, not so fast. If there is any positive development for the civilized world this week, it is that a problem gnawing away at all of us, invisibly, […]

 






Attention, Parents of Very Small Children

Up to a certain age it is normal and expected for your offspring to fail to distinguish between minor irritants, perceived slights, dull discomforts, petty jealousies, cranky moods, and emergencies. Where your child is at now, everything is an emergency, and the only way to address any such emergency is to annoy you. This is […]