Author: William Teach

Globull Warming Could Make “Finding Nemo” Fish Deaf

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I SAID THAT BARACK OBAMA TAKING A HUGE FOSSIL FUELED LIMO WITH A LARGE POSSE OF SUVS COULD MAKE CLOWNFISH DEAF BBC: Acid oceans turn ‘Finding Nemo’ fish deaf Clownfish, the spectacular tropical species feted in the movie Finding Nemo, appear to lose their hearing in water slightly more acidic than normal. If you’re using […]

 

Oh, Noes! Sarah Palin “A No-Show For Fans!”

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Breathlessly reported by MSDNC Palin a no-show for fans at Civil War battlefield GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania – Sarah Palin has found a new way to keep her political faithful guessing. Palin was a no-show for several hundred supporters, celebrity-watchers and media who turned out in hopes of seeing her at the Civil War battlefield of Gettysburg […]

 

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: GOPers Want To Make Illegal Immigration A Crime Crime

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Via Hot Air and Doug Powers at Michelle Malkin’s site, we find the latest buffoonery from DNC chair Debs WS, who fails to notice that illegal immigrants are, you know, already committing a crime I think the president was clearly articulating that his position – the Democrats position – is that we need comprehensive immigration […]

 

Germany Announces Plans To Lead The Way Back To Third World Squalor

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And they seem extremely excited about wanting to heavily reduce their available power and have nothing to replace it with Germany’s coalition government agreed early Monday to shut down all the country’s nuclear power plants by 2022, the environment minister said, making it the first major industrialized nation in the last quarter century to announce […]

 

Memorial Day Pinup

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As we sit back on Memorial Day, gathering with friends, firing up the grill, let’s remember the sacrifice of all those members of the US military to provide us with this freedom. And when the wind in the tree-tops roared, The soldier asked from the deep dark grave: “Did the banner flutter then?” “Not so, […]

 

Politico: “Sarah Palin Goes Behind Enemy Lines”

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Yes, that is the exact headline, and what follows is an interesting article Starting Sunday, Sarah Palin enters enemy territory. The bus tour that stands to return her to the 2012 spotlight is taking her to the part of the country that’s the least friendly to her – the northeastern U.S. The headline and the […]

 

Know Why Obama Stammers? Cause He’s So Frikkin’ Brilliant!

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No, really! So says The LA Times’ Meghan Daum Apparently, a lot of people consider President Obama to be bumblingly inarticulate. “The guy can’t talk his way out of a paper bag!” a reader wrote to me recently. “Sarah Palin is a brilliant speaker. It’s the president whose sentences are undiagrammable,” said another in response […]

 

Using Your iPhone Could Cause Everyone To Be A Globull Warming Veteran

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Seriously, your iPhone is bad for globull warming, er, climate change, whatever, and uber Warmist Joe Romm finds his inner barking moonbat for Memorial Day, 2030 The three worst direct impacts to humans from our unsustainable use of energy will, I think, be Dust-Bowlification and sea level rise and ocean poisoning: Hell and High Water. […]

 

Huntsman-Bachmann 2012???????

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I had intended to take a shot at the lead story over at The Politico regarding “Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann Size Each Other Up,” but this wacky opinion piece by one of the GOP intelligentsia over at The Washington Post really takes the cake: Huntsman-Bachmann in 2012! Former governor and ambassador Jon Huntsman is an […]

 

Super Awesome Obama Budget Gets 97-0 Vote

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That would be 97 against, zero for No senators voted for President Obama’s 2012 budget when it came up for a vote in the Senate Wednesday. A procedural vote to move forward on the president’s plan failed 0-97. Just minutes earlier, the Senate failed to advance Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R-Wis.) budget plan by a vote […]

 

Know What “Climate Scientists” Hate? Having To Show Their Work

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They’re really, really upset about all those pesky Freedom Of Information requests to pony up their data and research. You know, that government funded data and research Freedom of information laws are used to harass scientists, says Nobel laureate Someone needs a waaaahmbulance. Anyhow Freedom of information laws are being misused to harass scientists and […]

 

Know Why Obama’s Having Problems? Raaaaacism!

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(Whoops. Didn’t check RWN before crossposting. I see John just did the same story) No, really. Just ask Jim Clyburne House Assistant Democratic Leader Jim Clyburn, the highest-ranking African-American in Congress, on Wednesday blamed most of President Barack Obama’s political problems on racism. (snip) “You know, I’m 70 years old,” he said. “And I can […]

 

Federal Threats Shuts Down Texas Anti-Groping Bill

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Apparently, federal workers are, in fact, above the law A threat from the federal government to shut down Texas airports or cancel flights may have killed legislation by Tea Party conservatives in the Texas Capitol to prohibit federal Transportation Security Agents from conducting “invasive searches.” “I don’t cave in to heavy handed threats by the […]

 

Here We Go: “Climate Change (Hoax)” Causing The Tornadoes

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Bill McKibben, founder of the global climate campaign 350.org, is given a platform over at The Washington Post for this drivel: A link between climate change and Joplin tornadoes? Never! If you can’t use the precise terminology, anthropogenic global warming, then you’re completely disingenuous to start with. Caution: It is vitally important not to make […]

 

What Say To The Palestinian Perspective?

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Why, yes, The Politico is bringing us the Palestinian perspective on you not understanding that he really wasn’t talking about going back to 1967 border lines, just using them for the discussion about land swaps based on the 1967 lines. Because there’s a huge difference, mostly having to do with how Obama is going to […]

 

Cash Strapped States Cut Back, Spain Socialists Lose Big

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Obama zombies tell us we should be more positive about the economy, ones such as Robert Samuelson at the Washington Post It may be time to move beyond pessimism. Ever since the financial crisis, Americans have wallowed in fear and anxiety. Understandably. Although a recovery – as defined by academic economists – started about two […]

 

Just Ask Me

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So, you have some question for me, eh? OK, here we go! These ones come from Vega -Which team benefits the most from the NFL lockout? Which team suffers the most? Well, now, a very interesting question. There are many ways you can look at this. We could say it will be the teams with […]

 

Grist Wonders If Belief In The Climate Change (Hoax) Is Kiss Of Death For GOP Candidates

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And their poster child for this is John Huntsman, who is known mostly for the media and Democrats saying he would be a formidable Obama opponent, while most Conservatives say “other than working for Obama, who the hell is he?” Is climate sanity the kiss of death for Republican presidential candidates? Even after backing away […]

 

LOL! NY Times Editorial Board Thinks Obama Can Actually “Do Something” On Mid-East Peace

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You’ll have to forgive the “LOL!”: I thought it was a bit more realistic than the overused “Oh, Snap!” Though, perhaps I should have used the more precise “ROTFLMAO”. Or, a simple “DERP”, as you will have competing facial expressions reading this tripe from the NY Times: President Obama and the Arab Spring It should […]