Author: William Teach

Globull Warming Could Make “Finding Nemo” Fish Deaf

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I SAID THAT BARACK OBAMA TAKING A HUGE FOSSIL FUELED LIMO WITH A LARGE POSSE OF SUVS COULD MAKE CLOWNFISH DEAF BBC: Acid oceans turn ‘Finding Nemo’ fish deaf Clownfish, the spectacular tropical species feted in the movie Finding Nemo, appear to lose their hearing in water slightly more acidic than normal. If you’re using […]

 

Oh, Noes! Sarah Palin “A No-Show For Fans!”

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Breathlessly reported by MSDNC Palin a no-show for fans at Civil War battlefield GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania – Sarah Palin has found a new way to keep her political faithful guessing. Palin was a no-show for several hundred supporters, celebrity-watchers and media who turned out in hopes of seeing her at the Civil War battlefield of Gettysburg […]

 

Investors Shift Focus To Jobs, “Stubborn Unemployment”

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Gee, if only the administration would shift their focus to jobs…..well, not really, because the Democrat policies on jobs and the economy have so far been a disaster. Anyhow The economy and jobs will be front and center this week — whether investors like it or not. The agenda is heavy on economic reports and […]

 

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: GOPers Want To Make Illegal Immigration A Crime Crime

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Via Hot Air and Doug Powers at Michelle Malkin’s site, we find the latest buffoonery from DNC chair Debs WS, who fails to notice that illegal immigrants are, you know, already committing a crime I think the president was clearly articulating that his position – the Democrats position – is that we need comprehensive immigration […]

 

Germany Announces Plans To Lead The Way Back To Third World Squalor

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And they seem extremely excited about wanting to heavily reduce their available power and have nothing to replace it with Germany’s coalition government agreed early Monday to shut down all the country’s nuclear power plants by 2022, the environment minister said, making it the first major industrialized nation in the last quarter century to announce […]

 

Politico: “Sarah Palin Goes Behind Enemy Lines”

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Yes, that is the exact headline, and what follows is an interesting article Starting Sunday, Sarah Palin enters enemy territory. The bus tour that stands to return her to the 2012 spotlight is taking her to the part of the country that’s the least friendly to her – the northeastern U.S. The headline and the […]

 

Romney Supports Ethanol Subsidies

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Should we start or end with a face palm?From Real Clear Politics On his first trip back to the nation’s first voting state as a soon-to-be declared presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney reaffirmed his support for federal ethanol subsidies — an always important campaign issue in Iowa that figures to take on an […]

 

Never Saw This Coming: Goals Shift In Libya Kinetic Operation

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I don’t think anyone saw this coming at all. It should be a complete and utter shock to everyone out there, right? President Obama has subtly shifted Washington’s public explanation of its goals in Libya, declaring now that he wants to assure the Libyan people are “finally free of 40 years of tyranny” at the […]

 

Know Why Obama Stammers? Cause He’s So Frikkin’ Brilliant!

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No, really! So says The LA Times’ Meghan Daum Apparently, a lot of people consider President Obama to be bumblingly inarticulate. “The guy can’t talk his way out of a paper bag!” a reader wrote to me recently. “Sarah Palin is a brilliant speaker. It’s the president whose sentences are undiagrammable,” said another in response […]

 

Using Your iPhone Could Cause Everyone To Be A Globull Warming Veteran

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Seriously, your iPhone is bad for globull warming, er, climate change, whatever, and uber Warmist Joe Romm finds his inner barking moonbat for Memorial Day, 2030 The three worst direct impacts to humans from our unsustainable use of energy will, I think, be Dust-Bowlification and sea level rise and ocean poisoning: Hell and High Water. […]

 

Huntsman-Bachmann 2012???????

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I had intended to take a shot at the lead story over at The Politico regarding “Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann Size Each Other Up,” but this wacky opinion piece by one of the GOP intelligentsia over at The Washington Post really takes the cake: Huntsman-Bachmann in 2012! Former governor and ambassador Jon Huntsman is an […]

 

Super Awesome Obama Budget Gets 97-0 Vote

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That would be 97 against, zero for No senators voted for President Obama’s 2012 budget when it came up for a vote in the Senate Wednesday. A procedural vote to move forward on the president’s plan failed 0-97. Just minutes earlier, the Senate failed to advance Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R-Wis.) budget plan by a vote […]

 

Know What “Climate Scientists” Hate? Having To Show Their Work

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They’re really, really upset about all those pesky Freedom Of Information requests to pony up their data and research. You know, that government funded data and research Freedom of information laws are used to harass scientists, says Nobel laureate Someone needs a waaaahmbulance. Anyhow Freedom of information laws are being misused to harass scientists and […]

 

Know Why Obama’s Having Problems? Raaaaacism!

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(Whoops. Didn’t check RWN before crossposting. I see John just did the same story) No, really. Just ask Jim Clyburne House Assistant Democratic Leader Jim Clyburn, the highest-ranking African-American in Congress, on Wednesday blamed most of President Barack Obama’s political problems on racism. (snip) “You know, I’m 70 years old,” he said. “And I can […]

 

57% Of Americans Think Electric Cars Suck

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Apparently, Big Oil and Big Coal and Big Industry and other Big’s got to Americans with their “disinformation campaigns,” poisoning their minds with anti-Gaia propaganda or something Nearly six of 10 Americans – 57% – say they won’t buy an all-electric car no matter the price of gas, according to a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll. That’s […]

 

Federal Threats Shuts Down Texas Anti-Groping Bill

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Apparently, federal workers are, in fact, above the law A threat from the federal government to shut down Texas airports or cancel flights may have killed legislation by Tea Party conservatives in the Texas Capitol to prohibit federal Transportation Security Agents from conducting “invasive searches.” “I don’t cave in to heavy handed threats by the […]

 

Here We Go: “Climate Change (Hoax)” Causing The Tornadoes

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Bill McKibben, founder of the global climate campaign 350.org, is given a platform over at The Washington Post for this drivel: A link between climate change and Joplin tornadoes? Never! If you can’t use the precise terminology, anthropogenic global warming, then you’re completely disingenuous to start with. Caution: It is vitally important not to make […]

 

What Say To The Palestinian Perspective?

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Why, yes, The Politico is bringing us the Palestinian perspective on you not understanding that he really wasn’t talking about going back to 1967 border lines, just using them for the discussion about land swaps based on the 1967 lines. Because there’s a huge difference, mostly having to do with how Obama is going to […]

 

Beer Monday: Team Obama To Run On Auto Bailout

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Happy Monday! The start of a new work week. Time to get busy, shift a few paradigms, revolutionize outside the box. How ’bout a beer? Been quite some time since we did a Beer Monday, and, considering this next story, Team Obama must have been seriously imbibing: Barack Obama sees auto rescue as 2012 plank […]

 

Cash Strapped States Cut Back, Spain Socialists Lose Big

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Obama zombies tell us we should be more positive about the economy, ones such as Robert Samuelson at the Washington Post It may be time to move beyond pessimism. Ever since the financial crisis, Americans have wallowed in fear and anxiety. Understandably. Although a recovery – as defined by academic economists – started about two […]

 

Suddenly, Citing The Willie Horton Ad Is Not Raaaaacist…

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…when attempting to use it against the GOP: GOP governors could face pardon issue in 2012 campaign It’s still early in the presidential race, so the opposition research dumps haven’t really begun. But when the skeletons in the closets of 2012 GOP hopefuls begin to be revealed, the unique shape of the field–which will almost […]

 

How’d Obama’s Little Middle East Speech Go Over In Syria?

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I hate to do back to back posts on El Presidente, however, he started it with his soaring, grandiose opus of a thousand different ideals, which was meant to tell the Muslim World and Middle East how to act. How’s that working out? Defying a stern warning from President Obama, Syrian forces opened fire on […]

 

Recent College Grads Have Lost That Hopey Changey Feeling

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They seem a bit upset that The One hasn’t given them all unicorns and free electric Masaratis Recent college grads sour on Obama, surveys say A very large proportion of recent university graduates have soured on President Barack Obama, and many will vote GOP or stay at home in the 2012 election, according to two […]

 

ABC News Takes All The Fun Out Of The CDC’s Zombie Apocalypse

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By now, I’m sure you’ve heard about the fun and light hearted CDC blog post about preparing for the zombie apocalypse. It is Zombie Awareness Month (which I totally forgot to blog about after they emailed me that link. Sorry!), after all. Here’s how Kim Carollo of ABC News treats it Will Budget Cuts Leave […]

 

How’d Obama’s Speech Do In Arab World?

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We know how it was received in Israel and by Israeli supporters: both are pretty ticked off. Liberals tended to cheer the appearance of Obama supporting the Palestinians, because Liberals tend to support the violent actions of anyone attempting to kill Israeli civilians. But, what of the Arabs? How does “wariness and apathy” grab you? […]

 

Grist Wonders If Belief In The Climate Change (Hoax) Is Kiss Of Death For GOP Candidates

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And their poster child for this is John Huntsman, who is known mostly for the media and Democrats saying he would be a formidable Obama opponent, while most Conservatives say “other than working for Obama, who the hell is he?” Is climate sanity the kiss of death for Republican presidential candidates? Even after backing away […]

 

5 Things To Watch For In Obama’s Mid-East Speech

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That’s right, Obama is going to give another speech this morning at 11:40am, giving him plenty of time to get 18 holes in As the democracy movement now known as the Arab Spring hurtled across the Mideast earlier this year, President Barack Obama often tiptoed alongside history. His public statements tended to be cautious, his […]

 

LOL! NY Times Editorial Board Thinks Obama Can Actually “Do Something” On Mid-East Peace

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You’ll have to forgive the “LOL!”: I thought it was a bit more realistic than the overused “Oh, Snap!” Though, perhaps I should have used the more precise “ROTFLMAO”. Or, a simple “DERP”, as you will have competing facial expressions reading this tripe from the NY Times: President Obama and the Arab Spring It should […]