Low-Flow Toilets Cause San Francisco Sewers to Back Up

When it comes to the fundamentals of civilized life — plumbing, for example — eco-moonbattery doesn’t come cheap: San Francisco’s big push for low-flow toilets has turned into a multimillion-dollar plumbing stink. Skimping on toilet water has resulted in more sludge backing up inside the sewer pipes, said Tyrone Jue, spokesman for the city Public […]

 

Eco-NutMobile to Tour USA

Apparently advertisers haven’t gotten the word that most of us have been fed to the teeth with the politically correct eco-craze. The greenwashing of every imaginable product continues. Now Planters wants us to associate eating peanuts with saving the polar bears from their imaginary plight: A new peanut-shaped NutMobile is the latest in the line […]

 


Vast Oil Reserves Go Unexploited in Alaska

The skyrocketing price of oil will pull all other prices behind it, reducing the value of every dollar you’ve earned. Rising prices are a result of insufficient supply. In the case of oil, insufficient supply is a result of moonbattery: A new study says drilling on Alaska’s Outer Continental Shelf (OCS) could make Alaska the […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Coral Reef Haitian Eco-Village

Once again (see here and here and here) moonbats would like to exploit picturesquely squalid Haiti as a testing ground for concepts so insane, not even Democrats dare impose them closer to home. As Haiti marches onward towards reconstruction, Vincent Callebaut continues to pump out amazing concepts for utopian eco villages for Haitians. Inspired by […]

 

Snap! Eco-Classroom Too Cold To Use, Thanks To Solar Panels

It appears that solar power isn’t quite at the stage where it can fight off the chills from globull warming induced cold. A funny story to start off your Friday Eco-campaigners who built a classroom powered by the sun believed they were paving the way for the future. Instead they have been taught a valuable […]

 

Envirofascists Unveil Final Solution on Behalf of Spotted Owls

Envirofascists will do anything to save the owls. Not only will they destroy tens of thousands of jobs, they’ll even kill owls: First they came for the loggers, destroying 30,000 jobs and countless lives. Now they’re coming for the Barred Owl. Anyone remember the Great Spotted Owl Controversy? Back in the late 80s and early […]

 

More Biofuels, More Greenhouse Gases

CHURCHVLLE, VA–A new study from the University of Illinois estimates that the world has more than 702 million hectares of marginal land suitable for growing biofuels. The researchers assessed land around the world based on its soil quality, slope, and regional climate. They added degraded or low-quality cropland but ruled out any good cropland, pasture, […]

 

Carbon Emissions

The know-how just isn’t there to generate electricity reliably and affordably using archaic windmill technology, no matter how much of our children’s money Comrade Obama pours into the pockets of his crony capitalist enablers at GE. They haven’t even come up with a lubricant that can keep the noisy bird-chopping monstrosities from bursting into flame: […]

 

Oh, Noes! Evil Girl Scout Cookies Killing Orangutans, Cause Climate Change

Those evil Girl Scouts are facing dissension in the ranks over the long term plans of Big Girl Scouts to kill all the orangutans and bury the world in globull warming created snow! Are Girl Scout cookies killing orangutans? It’s Girl Scout cookie season, but Michigan scouts Rhiannon Tomtishen and Madison Vorva are finding other […]

 

LEDs Potentially Cause Cancer, Ruin Environment

Compact fluorescents contain toxic mercury that will turn your house into a Superfund cleanup site if you break one. But fortunately we will have an alternative, even after our rulers ban safe and affordable incandescent bulbs as of next year on behalf of crony capitalist bankrollers like GE. Let’s not forget LEDs: Those light-emitting diodes […]

 

Krugman Flunks Food–And History

CHURCHVLLE, VA–Paul Krugman is a big deal: Princeton professor, New York Times columnist and Nobel laureate (2008). Krugman wrote last week about the “food crisis, the second one to hit the world in the last three years.” His key statement: “what really stands out is the extent to which severe weather events have disrupted agricultural […]

 

First Obamacare Waivers Now EPA Rules Waivers

The Obama Administration is quickly becoming the most corrupt administration in American history. Recently we reported about the mounting number of waivers that Obama is giving his union pals and union supporters so that they can get away from having to suffer under his Obamacare law and now the president’s jobs-killing greenhouse gas rules levied […]

 

Ecofascist Teacher Makes Example of Six-Year-Old

To instill eco-obedience, our moonbat rulers have to start young, before we're capable of realizing that their rules are arbitrary and meaningless, serving only as an excuse to exercise coercion for the sake of coercion. For example: A couple in Laval, Que. has sparked a fierce debate over how far schools should go to teach […]

 

Who Could Oppose ‘Clean Energy’?

CHURCHVILLE, VA–President Obama didn’t mention carbon constraints in his State of the Union message. Such carbon constraints would force the nation to give up most of the energy that currently keeps us warm and productive. Instead, the President proposed a new “clean energy” program–which would force the nation to give up most of the energy […]

 

California Solar Panel Plant Going “Bust” Despite $535 M Stimulus Bailout

Obama’s Expensive “Green”: Project : is Epic “RED-INK” Fail in California One Billion Dollars Wasted in Fremont, CA —“Where are the Customers?” Solyndra Bail-out Merits Congressional Investigation Inconvenient truth for President Barack Obama, California Governor Jerry Brown, Senators Feinstein and Boxer: Solyndra Solar Panel plant in Fremont, California has wasted a billion dollars, $535 million of those […]

 

Valentines’s Day Is Almost Here, So, Make Your Own Eco-Friendly Lingerie!

Because there’s nothing better for Gaia than sewing your own sexy lingerie Alabama Chanin offers a sexy and sustainable alternative to your standard nylon negligee and polyester panties for Valentine’s Day: a DIY organic cotton corset and bloomer set, entirely made in the USA. Hmmmm Wow, that’s ultra sexy……well, not really, but, your loved one […]

 

Snap! Treeshagger Has The 15 Places To Meet A Green-Hottie

I know you’re excited. It’s Friday, and you are just dying to head out this weekend and meet some green-hotties who will yap your ear off about sustainability, recycling, an ice free Arctic in a hundred years, how you can reduce your carbon footprint (so she can continue driving her Hummer H3), and other romantic […]

 

George Monbiot’s Predicted Global Famine No More Evident Than Global Warming

Eco-totalitarians have exactly one constructive use — they provide laughs with their shrill predictions of doom. Here‘s What George Monbiot was shrieking into the receptive ears of Britain’s liberal elitists in 2002: Within as little as 10 years, the world will be faced with a choice: arable farming either continues to feed the world’s animals […]

 


Eco-Nuts Torture California Businesses with “New” Pollutants/ Butterfly May Stop Power Plants

: Environmental groups “emboldened” by California “cap and trade” law to litigate :  $500,000 federal grant resulted in 86 butterflies The drive to designate “nitrous oxide” and “nitrogen” as “pollutants” needing regulation……

 

Water, Water Everywhere but Hardly a Drop for Farmers

As the great Milton Friedman famously observed, “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand.” Likewise, excessive rain is no cure for drought with Big Government at the helm. From Congressman Tom McClintock (R-CA): California’s precipitation this season has gone off the […]

 

Food Chain Not Stretched To Limit–Yet

CHURCHVILLE, VA–The cable network MSNBC is warning that the world food chain “has been stretched to the limit” by rising world demand and a series of crop failures in several countries. The TV network’s warning is premature. The U.S., in fact, could ease the current global food price spike with one administrative action–limiting the amount […]

 

James Hansen Calls for ChiCom-Led Boycott of America

As the global warming hoax unravels, the masks are coming off its major profiteers. Disgraced propagandist James Hansen of NASA unsurprisingly reveals himself to be a treasonous authoritarian with delusions that may qualify as psychotic. In his alternate universe, the communist Chinese are the good guys; only they can save the planet from America by […]

 

Good News! There’s Finally A Guide On How To Date A Vegan

I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for […]

 

It’s MLK, Jr. Day. Obviously, It’s All About Enviro-Wacko Gardens

Again, there is nothing wrong with environmentalism, and being environmentally conscious. Yet, have you ever noticed that so many of the self-proclaimed environmental champions always take it about 5 steps too far, and drift into La La Land? Case in point: Reflections on community gardens and the legacy of MLK Note: This is a version […]

 

Snap! Road Salt For Globull Warming Snow Creating Coastal Marshes…In Heartland

Actually, let’s give this one a double snap, as I have been waiting about two years for an alarmist story like this to show up, after several harsh winters Blasting along the Ohio Turnpike, few will notice the coastal salt marsh plants growing along the shoulder. Such plants are now common at the mid-western roadside, […]

 

Saving Polar Bears by Killing Them?

CHURCHVILLE, VA – A recent article in the British journal Nature warns that polar bears are increasingly mating with grizzly bears–because man-made climate change is rapidly melting the Arctic sea ice on which the polar bears love to hunt seals. Breathlessly, we’re told that a hybrid grizzly/polar bear was discovered in 2006. More recently another […]

 

Great Oceanic Garbage Patch Not So Large As Thought

Remember the floating patch of plastic garbage swirling in the Pacific Ocean between California and Japan that was claimed to be the “twice the size of Texas”? Well if Texas is the size of, well, Teaxs, it turns out that the plastic patch isn’t quite so large. Like most of the wild-eyed claims by enviro-Nazis […]