The Globe: Bill And Hill’s Coming Divorce!

In my never ending quest to bring you the news that other media sources reject as too “trashy,” “unreliable,” and just plain old “false” to mention, I once again bought the Globe at the grocery store. Why? Because this was on the cover, Now, you’re probably thinking: Bill and Hill getting divorced? That’s crazy talk! […]

 




Women and Farting

Over at FoxNews there’s a very funny article titled “15 Reasons Why She’s Not In The Mood“. Here’s #2: She’s feels gassy. That’s right. Women toot too. And whether she sounds like a trumpet or is being held hostage by a battle of bad gas, she’s feeling like a walking fart pillow. Even when she […]

 




Scott McClellan’s Loyalty In Doubt

Scott McClellan joins Dick Morris as a disloyal, self-serving former staffer. Who ever likes a “snitch” as Drudge says? He better enjoy his moment in the sun. Wait, what am I saying? The MSM loves a turncoat. He’ll probably get his own TV show. Wanna start a pool on how soon he gets a TV […]

 

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Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Cracked: The 8 least intimidating gangs in movie history IMAO: The top ten great things about John McCain Megan McArdle: Racism and conservatives Celebslam: Gemma Atkinson bikini pics You can check out all those links and more by clicking here. Don’t forget […]

 

How To Stuff Pork Into Bills While Pretending That You’re Above That Sort Of Thing By Betsy Newmark

Kevin Hasslett explains how the Democrats in Congress have, despite campaigning against pork-spending, have found ways to get their pork and eat it too. They were all virtuous about the pork that Republicans had inserted into bills as symbolized by the notorious Bridge to Nowhere. The Democrats trumpeted their paygo solution that they wouldn’t put […]

 

Peel That Obama Sticker Off!

There’s a reason that many liberals just adore Barack. Americans of the progressive persuasion often enjoy their political beliefs distilled into the simplest form possible — the bumper sticker — and since Obama is limited almost entirely to a single sentence when he attempts to express his political position, the whole thing jives quite well. […]

 



How Does White Guilt Help?

Megan McArdle writes about racism and conservatives (via Instapundit). The comments are really interesting. Go read them. The opinions range from a self-righteous defense of white guilt to diminishing the contributions of prominent black conservatives because they’re not really conservative. So let me get this straight: Liberals are better than conservatives because they feel bad […]

 

Unenlightened Farmers Insist on Producing Food

Soaring food prices have inspired British farmers to place increased production ahead of moonbattery. The Observer is not pleased: Government-backed environment schemes (ELS, or entry level stewardship) are having to compete with market pressures on farmers as crop values escalate. […] The Observer can reveal that a survey by the National Farmers’ Union shows that […]

 

Will congressional Republicans act fast enough?

We all know Republicans are in a heap of trouble. The question though is do they? Members of the House of Representatives seem to be getting the point. From the top down there have been conservative, back-to-basics proposals coming out of the House. John Boehner began to move after the Gingrich-memo to adopt some of […]

 

Barack Obama In Quotes: Version 2.0

From the Horse’s Mouth “You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these […]

 


Video Of The Day: Hillary Acting Like A Mooncalf

I’m not sure what’s more painful to watch: Hillary’s wildly over enthusiastic fake smiles early in the video or her clumsy, rhythm-less dancing, which occurred soon after. Either way, it’s like a truck full of chickens running off the road and crashing into the middle of the world’s largest ant-hill; it’s horrific and you’re just […]

 

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The Brave New World Of The Global Warming Alarmists

Despite the fact that the planet hasn’t warmed very much over the last century, that it hasn’t gotten warmer over roughly the last decade, that it isn’t expected to get warmer over the next decade or so, and that over 31,000 U.S. scientists deny man-made global warming, the fanaticism of the global warming alarmists doesn’t […]

 


Return to Sender — Satire By Iowahawk

Dear 3rd District Voter: Are you sick and tired of Bill Clinton and his tax-and-spend insider Democrat friends in Congress? Then please cast your vote me, Jerry Bristol, in the upcoming 1994 election for the 3rd District seat in the United States House of Representatives. As a small businessman, I know how all of us […]

 

Retro RWN For Memorial Day

Right Wing News returns to a regular schedule tomorrow. Today, enjoy the retro posts and to all of America’s troops, past and present, thank you for your service to our country. We are a free and prosperous country only because of your courage and sacrifice. Memorial Day Tribute Answering 13 Frequently Asked Questions About Illegal […]

 

The “Reasonable Profit Board?”

Just when you think Congressional Dems can’t get any loonier (Maxine Waters and nationalizing oil), they kick it up a notch. From the guy who yesterday was featured essentially saying, “hey, we lied, but you were dumb enough to buy into it“, PA’s own Paul Kanjorsk, we get this little beauty. From the Tax Policy […]

 


NY Times Editorial Board Loves Islamist Videos

Apparently, they do not find Islamic terrorist videos to be hate speech. You know, video’s that call for the destruction of, well, basically anything not to their liking. With violence. They are essentially telling us what they want to, and will, do. But, hey, they apparently have a constitutionalright to do this, as opposed to […]

 

What’s a word’s worth?

The Iron Lady: Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton quickly apologized Friday after citing the June 1968 assassination of Robert F. Kennedy in defending her decision to keep running for the Democratic presidential nomination despite increasingly long odds. “I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation and in particular the Kennedy […]