Year: 2004

President George Bush today threatened to destroy the Democrat party with “endless waves of exploding Republican martyrs in order to cleanse the earth of the poisonous evil of liberalism.” The statement from the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign confirmed what Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-MA, told delegates last night at the Democrat convention in Boston: “The only […]

Since John Kerry — or as I think of him, Senator Flip-Flop, is going to be introducing himself to the American people at the Democratic National Convention this week, I thought it would be a great time to let people know what John Kerry is really like….And he sure isn’t the centrist, tax cutting, hawk […]

Here are a few more details on the History’s Biggest Impact Players article that was released earlier today… My Selections Alexander Augustus Buddha Winston Churchill Chistopher Columbus Eve Johann Gutenberg Hammurabi Genghis Khahn Hitler Jesus Abe Lincoln James Madison Moses Muhammad Napoleon Saladin Stalin George Washington Kaiser Wilhelm The Also-Rans Who Almost Made The List […]

“Is Sullivan pulling a slow-motion David Brock move?” — Michelle Malkin reader Sky King on July 26th Today on July 28th, here’s Andrew Sullivan’s new masthead via Spoons… Gee, either the fundraising drive is going really, really, badly or Sully took a look at what conservatives around the blogosphere have been saying about him since […]

Michael Moore and Bill O’Reilly had a conversation/interview/confrontation, whatever you want to call it, and Moore kept pounding away at O’Reilly with a question he really seemed unable to answer effectively. Here’s a snippet of the conversation that’ll allow you to get the gist of it… “Michael Moore: So you would sacrifice your child to […]

In an effort to halt his decline in the polls, presumptive Democrat presidential nominee John Forbes Kerry has been dropped from the speaker list at the Democrat National Convention. “We can’t afford to let 30 million Americans actually see and hear John Kerry speak on primetime television,” said an unnamed DNC official. “His recent increase […]

Right Wing News emailed more than a 175 right-of-center bloggers and asked them to send us a list of who they considered to be “History’s Biggest Impact Players”. Representatives from 37 blogs responded… All bloggers were allowed to make anywhere from 1-20 selections. Rank was determined simply by the number of votes received. Furthermore, the […]

The nation’s sleepless, in dire need of rest, are converging upon Boston for the Democratic National Convention, according to the Beantown Travel & Tourism Agency. “We’ve heard rumors about how John Kerry speeches are popular among insomniacs,” said the BTTA spokesman Marty Rossi. Rossi observed that people “wearing ratty bathrobes” and “shuffling about the streets […]

Thanks to Greyhawk from the The Mudville Gazette for alerting me that Kim Komando gave RWN a nice Blogads related plug today. Man, I wish I could have heard what she said about me…

Here we are, almost 4 years out from Al Gore’s defeat at the hands of George Bush in the 2000 election, and the Democrats are still claiming W. stole the election. Listening to Gore ramble on about it last night was almost pathetic in a way — sort of like watching White Snake or Poison, […]

Above the Democratic National Convention floated the Halliburton Dirigible of Evil. “Don’t you think ‘Zeppelin of Evil’ would sound eviler?” Bush queried. “I didn’t name it,” Cheney responded. Rumsfeld glared down at Boston. “All our enemies in one place – seems like the time for a tactical strike to wipe them out once and for […]

Tomorrow, I’ll be releasing a new blogger poll on “History’s Biggest Impact Players”. The plan was to put it out yesterday, then today, but I am slammed with work related duties that will probably keep me behind the 8-ball all week. Again, if you’re a blogger who participated…sorry, but you’ll have to wait another day […]

I really, honestly, truly, did not want to tear into Andrew Sullivan. He was nice enough to do an interview with me, he has linked me 2 or 3 times (I’ve linked him many times as well), and truth be told, I don’t like the idea of slamming other conservative bloggers. Not that I won’t […]

Looking for the perfect gift for your pregnant liberal friend who’s planning to use abortion as belated birth control? Just give this shirt to your friend and then you can drive her to the abortion clinic in style! Sure, your friend may be about to have her own baby’s brains sucked out, but, at least […]

Blackfive tells me that he saw RWN’s banner mentioned in a story about blogs on CNN Saturday. Did anyone else catch that? If so, can you fill me in the details for me?

I love how every security measure that comes down the pike reminds hysterical left-wingers of the 3rd Reich or Orwell’s “1984”…well, if Republicans are suggesting it. On the other hand, here’s “an area designated for organized protests” at the Democratic National Convention… I guess the people who want to exercise their First Amendment Rights at […]

Hi, I’m John Edwards, the presumptive Democratic nominee for vice president. There has been a lot of talk from the other side recently about my lack of experience. Well, it’s time to counter that with some hard facts. Below are just some of the amazing things I have managed to accomplish. This’ll show ’em. – […]

Andrew Sullivan whose hatred of religious conservatives is only matched by his love of using “Jesse Jacksonesque” tactics (“Everyone who disagrees with my agenda is a bigot”) to bash his detractors, is furious over a bill passed in the House that’s intended to reign in judicial activism as it related to gay marriage. Here’s what […]

Former chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Shelby, is contradicting the 9/11 commission and adding a new twist to a monster story that the mainstream press has long ignored: Clinton turning down Sudan’s offer to hand over Osama Bin Laden in 1996…. “I’m privy to some information on this,” Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Ala., told […]

Embattled US President George W. Bush today sought to distance himself from the simmering ‘Timinggate’ scandal that has dominated the national press and broadcast news for the past three days, and threatens to topple his administration. In what many saw as an evasive and legalistically worded defense, Bushed denied any personal culpability or involvement in […]

The most underreported and unexplored story of the entire presidential campaign has been John Kerry’s time as an anti-war protestor. Here’s a guy who is selling himself to the American public as Sgt. York reincarnated and yet the same press which spent weeks hyperventilating over the unsupported & insubstantial “George Bush AWOL” story has shown […]

Stephen Hawking has revamped the theory of black holes, finally solving the paradox that black holes seemingly destroy information. Now I can finally sleep nights again. So what do you do if you happen to run into a black hole? Well, I sent out my crack research staff to find out as much as they […]

So let’s say there’s a guy who’s driving a SUV in an ice storm. Witnesses say that he was speeding and weaving in and out of traffic and it turns out that the driver and one of his two passengers, were not wearing seatbelts. Tragically, the driver loses control of his car, it rolls over […]

It has been a couple of months since the last time I ranked my favorite 40 blogs and since I’m such a statistics junky (I blame all the Dungeons & Dragons and Fantasy Sports I played when I was younger), I decided to go ahead and do another ranking. However, I did have an ulterior […]

Former Clinton national security advisor Samuel R. “Sandy” Berger today returned the orginal copy of the U.S. Constitution to the National Archives. “It was an honest mistake,” said Mr. Berger, who until this morning was an advisor to Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry. “I accidentally wrapped the Constitution around my left leg and mistakenly […]

I received an email from Phillip Bass who disagreed for the most part with my “Why Conservatives Should Vote For Bush” column. I don’t want to take the time to go point by point through his email, so let me just skip to the conclusion… “Bush’s domestic policy is so bad for the country that […]

So down in West Palm Beach Florida, there’s the B-movie actor named Steve Sipek who has a thing for wild cats…and we’re not talking about alley cats here either. The guy has lions, tigers, and cougars on his property. That’s probably not a great idea to begin with, but hey, it’s free country and if […]

Washed up pop-singer Linda Ronstadt was recently fired unceremoniously by the Aladdin Theatre for the Performing Arts for causing an uproar by promoting Michael Moore of all people at one of her concerts… “Aladdin President Bill Timmins ordered security guards to escort pop diva Linda Ronstadt off the property following a concert Saturday night during […]