Year: 2004

Washington, DC – Senator John Kerry, the Democrat candidate for President, has just been named as the official spokesman for the National Waffle Council, the lobbying arm of the Association of Pre-Prepared Frozen Waffles (APPFW). Senator Kerry will be featured on print and television ads to help promote the sale of pre-prepared frozen waffles, the […]

I’ve wanted to do a “best of” list of quotes from Mark Steyn for quite a while, but the “one man global content provider” spreads his columns around in newspapers all around the world. One day he’s getting published in Canada, the next in Britain, then in Israel — and there’s no handy dandy archive […]

Huzzah! I am FINALLY taking another week-end off to go the beach and trust me — I need a few days to kick back and relax. So until I return on Tuesday, how about giving my advertisers the appreciation they deserve? Viva la capitalism!!!! Banners ——— PABAAH! Right Wing Nut Right Wing Stuff Vitamin USA […]

In his latest column, David Broder looks back on the election and 1944 and finds this quote from Democratic Senator Samuel Jackson of Indiana “How many battleships would a Democratic defeat be worth to Tojo? How many Nazi legions would it be worth to Hitler? …We must not allow the American ballot box to be […]

Since John Kerry — or as I think of him, Senator Flip-Flop — has won in New Hampshire, he now has to be considered the odds on favorite to take the Democratic nomination. So, I thought it was time to put out my first batch of John Kerry quotes. While Kerry is not as wacky […]

As I read through the comments section of the “The Democratic Underground Post Of The Day: American Arrogance” post, I ran across the following comment by lauraw… “I was talking to my mother today- an apolitical person if there ever was one (though she had a brief flirtation with Ross Perot when he was in […]

There’s a thread at the Democratic Underground called “American Arrogance” and as you’d expect, it’s loaded with America bashing. No big surprise there given how much left-wingers seem to enjoy obsessively rant about what’s wrong with America. Here are a few select quotes from the thread…… Resistance: I think Mike Ruppert said …(of From the […]

Tempe, AZ – Julie Montgomery has heard it all before. She heard it after she got “Annabel,” then several more times when she acquired “Mr. Whiskers,” and even more frequently when she rescued “Boo-Boo” limping and shivering off the side of the road. Julie Montgomery, 29, certainly loves cats but insists that despite outward appearances […]

It seems that the only thing the left loves more than raising taxes or talking about how much they hate George Bush is getting a good myth started. You know, like Gore really beat Bush, Max Cleland had his patriotism questioned in the 2002 elections, or Bush was AWOL from the National Guard. The latest […]

I’ve noted before that famous Aussie journalist John Pilger, who has been published at the BBC, LA Times, New York Times, The Guardian, Daily Mirror, & The Sydney Morning Herald among other places, is pro-terrorism. But, Pilger goes so far over the line in this interview that I cannot imagine how any “mainstream” paper in […]

After feeling the sting of all the GOP attacks that target his wimpy defense record and his history of trying to slash key defense programs along with the intelligence budget, John Kerry is “cowboying up” to try to compete with President Bush on security issues… “That status of war led me to find it impossible […]

Washington, DC — Food and Drug Administration Chairman Dr. Farnsley H. Higginbottom today strongly denied accusations that politics played a role in the recent total ban on all food products made by the Heinz Corporation. “The FDA is concerned only with objective scientific data,” said Dr. Higginbottom at a hastily called press conference. “The fact […]

“John Kerry claimed yesterday that certain “foreign leaders” have told him that they’re rooting for him to defeat President Bush. “I’ve met foreign leaders who can’t go out and say this publicly, but boy, they look at you and say, ‘You’ve got to win this, you’ve got to beat this guy, we need a new […]

Hey look, Senator Flip-Flop has issued a press release for International Eat An Animal For PETA day which is some holiday I think Meryl Yourish made up… Hat tip to Allah Is In The House for punching this up =D

— I’ll grant you that Jayson Blair isn’t the most credible source in the world, but his new book apparently has some VERY JUICY stories about his days at the New York Times. Here are a few excerpts from the WAPO review… “It was unremarkable, he writes, when “public relations people substituted theater tickets, free […]

Since most likely Democratic strategists read IMAO as do all smart important people, I thought I might throw them a bone and help them find a running mate for their haughty, French-looking candidate. Lot’s of people are suggesting John Edwards, Democrat governers, and other boring, predictable suggestions. If Democrats want to really energize their base […]

Just for the heck of it, I’m going to take a suggestion from Glenn Reynolds and Jeff Jarvis and post a pic of my blogging space… Yes folks, that’s where the magic happens — if by magic you mean hours and hours of typing away like a trained circus monkey for your amusement and edification….

Back in November of 2003, I said the Germans were “off the charts on the wackymeter” because they had 47 MPS who wanted to give children vote from the day they pop out of the womb. Well apparently the Germans aren’t the only wacky ones because there are some California Democrats who want to give […]

Here we are, almost a year out from the failed March 19, 2003 “decapitation attack” that kicked off the war in Iraq and John Kerry still isn’t sure whether the war was worth it or not. I want you to read this excerpt from an interview Kerry did with Time (which I pirated from The […]

Ottawa – After more than 100 years of colonialism, false starts and poorly working heaters, Canada put itself on the auction block Friday, just a week after declaring three branches of its armed forces were bankrupt “and really really cold.” Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin was saddened by the news, but when it became evident […]

When the Democratic primaries were hot and heavy, John Kerry dropped the F-bomb in a Rolling Stones interview… “I voted for what I thought was best for the country. Did I expect Howard Dean to go off to the left and say, ‘I’m against everything’? Sure. Did I expect George Bush to f*ck it up […]

I have no problem with boycotts, letter writing campaigns, or businesses like Clear Channel simply deciding to drop radio hosts because they don’t fit the image they company wants to put forth, but I find this sort of thing to be of concern… “The House Energy and Commerce Committee voted 49-1 to send a tough […]

This is an excerpt from post I made back on Feb 27 entitled “Why States Rights Don’t Currently Matter When It Comes To Gay Marriage“… “Because I believe that protecting marriage is so absolutely essential to the continued success of our country, I support a Constitutional Amendment that defines marriage as being between a man […]

The Bush-Cheney 04 team have unveiled their new campaign platform, including a series of television, radio, magazine and newspaper ads, which will focus on the slogans, “George W. Bush: Compared to John Kerry, he’s a man of the people!” and “George W. Bush: Compared to John Kerry, he’s just like you!” The ads will feature […]

As a general rule of thumb, you should start to get VERY suspicious when the mainstream media runs “anecdotal stories”. I say that because you can find a handful of people who believe JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. That means it’s very easy to decide what sort of story you want write, get a few juicy quotes, […]

After having some technical problems yesterday, RWN, like Douglas MacArthur, has RETURNED! The page is back up and running like John Kerry after a question about his Vietnam war protestor days and it is nice to be back…

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With John Edwards expected to announce his withdrawal from the presidential race today, the contest for the Democrat nomination narrows to two men — Sen. John Forbes Kerry, D-MA, and Sen. John Forbes Kerry, D-MA. “I think we’re going to see them go at it hammer and tong until the convention,” said Terry McAuliffe, chairman […]

Today, I ran across a despicable post over at Gut Rumbles. It’s the sort of racist trash I’d expect to be bringing to you from a KKK forum when I was doing an edition of ACPOTI. Let me give you a few samples from this post about a fight at a basketball game…. “I saw […]

I have to tell you, I am totally unimpressed with George Bush’s new campaign ads. They’re nothing but generalized, fluff. Don’t just take my word for it — go look at the commercials. In the first one, “Lead”, George Bush says he knows “exactly where he wants to lead this country”. Well, can you fill […]