Year: 2004

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he finds himself in a very […]

I’m a HUGE fan of “three strikes and you’re out” legislation because it stops career criminals from walking in and out of our revolving door court system and keeps them behind bars where they belong. But of course, no matter how successful a policy is, there are always people who want to change it…. “It’s […]

I’ve heard a lot of people say this “Passion of the Christ” necklace looks tacky, but it’s growing on me. I think I’m going to pick one of these up… It’s like wearing a cross — only edgier! On the other hand, is it not weird to be buying “The Passion of the Christ” merchandise? […]

— Frank J. from IMAO interviewed G. Gordon Liddy and it produced one of the funniest exchanges I’ve ever seen in an interview… Frank: Have you ever considered a soul patch instead? Liddy: I’m sorry; considered what? Frank: A soul patch. Liddy: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Frank: It’s a little bit of […]

Paris – After having just recently banned the headscarf from being worn in public schools, the government of France has decided to ban the wearing of berets as well. “Like the headscarf, the beret is a symbol of intolerance, fanaticism and extremely rank body odor,” said M. Jean-Pierre Lapin, the French Minister for Culture, Haughtiness […]

You’ve just gotta read these quotes from Senator Flip flop about Haiti… “Kerry (D-Mass.) said he would have sent troops to Haiti even without international support to quell the revolt against President Jean-Bertrand Aristide. “President Kerry would never have allowed that to get where it is,” Kerry said, though he added he’s not “a big […]

Washington, DC — Personal liability lawyer and Democrat presidential candidate John Edwards announced today that he is bringing a lawsuit against everyone who doesn’t vote for him during this election cycle. In his lawsuit filed just two hours ago in the Federal District Court of Northern Virginia, Edwards states that American citizens who vote for […]

Long ago, when I first heard about Mel Gibson’s movie — then simply called “The Passion” — I can’t say that I was all that interested in seeing it. I mean a movie about Jesus that was in Aramaic & Latin? At the time I was hearing that the film wasn’t even going to have […]

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Los Angeles, CA – A local man, arrested Sunday on suspicion of a carjacking that started in the South Central section of Los Angeles and ended in Pasadena, claims that he has never even played “Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.” The suspect, 22-year-old Ruben Alejandro, allegedly pulled the owner from the vehicle at gunpoint before […]

When I posted the results of the Right-Of-Center Bloggers Select The Dinner Guests From Hell poll, I neglected to post my own selections so I decided to do it now. You cannot imagine how much I’d dislike having to sit down and talk to any of these people for a few hours… Rosanne Barr Pat […]

It has been snowing here in Charlotte now for roughly 36 hours straight. Because of this lame blizzard….stop laughing you Northerners, it’s like a blizzard to us…I had to put off going on vacation this week-end. On the other hand, even though the snow is almost up to Patton’s chin, he has a blast when […]

One thing you’ll often hear from advocates of gay marriage and even utopian conservatives is that we should let the states make the decision about gay marriages, not the Federal government. I’m not surprised to hear some conservatives make that argument, but it is a rather extraordinary argument to hear from lefties who over the […]

“FASHION CAN BE DEADLY: According to Reuters this week, over 12,000 people were taken to hospital in 2002 after slipping over on ‘fashionable wood floors’, four times as many as in 1998. (No figures are available for the number of people injured by unfashionable wood floors). It is clear that terrorist operatives have infiltrated fashionable […]

Near the end of his latest column (which I’d highly recommend that you read), Larry Kudlow notes the following, “Modern Democrats love jobs but can’t stand the businesses that create them. They also claim to want prosperity, but don’t want anyone to get rich should prosperity come about.” That brings a pertinent question to mind. […]

In Sacramento, it’s apparently never too early for the political correctness fanatics to start indoctrinating the kids… “The parents of a 10-year-old boy suspended from a public school for sexual harassment are shocked and angry that a playground outburst by their son has been given such a distressing and politically charged label. Insisting that the […]

Canada always seemed to be too inconsequential to be an enemy, but I sent my crack research staff to find out what they can about Canada to see for sure if our neighbor to the north can be trusted. FUN FACTS ABOUT CANADA * Canada was originally populated by peoples loyal to Britain and dumb […]

Margaret Thatcher once wrote, “Whether it is in the United States or in mainland Europe, written constitutions have one great weakness. That is that they contain the potential to have judges take decisions which should properly be made by Democratically elected politicians.” Today, that “great weakness” is being exploited by gay advocates and judicial activists […]

Since I touched on how the left treats minorities who dare to stray from the liberal line in my last post, I thought it might be a good time to show you this cartoon that I ran across a while back at the The Black Commentator… See Condi USED to be black. But the moment […]

This sort of thing is sadly all too common… “U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown verbally attacked a top Bush administration official during a briefing on the Haiti crisis Wednesday, calling the President’s policy on the beleaguered nation “racist” and his representatives “a bunch of white men.” Her outburst was directed at Assistant Secretary of State Roger […]

The latest Democrat to try to beat the flayed, desiccated, husk of the horse that was the AWOL charges against George Bush is Gary Trudeau of Doonesbury fame. Trudeau notes a dental exam that Bush had in Jan of 1973 at Dannelly Air National and says, “So don’t let the smear artists define the president. […]

Seoul, South Korea – While the Bush Administration continues to condemn North Korea for reactivating its nuclear reactors, expelling U.N. inspectors, and pulling out of a 1994 global non-proliferation treaty, a large contingent of American television viewers are excited about the possibility of a new Korean conflict —and perhaps a MASH spinoff. Fans of MASH, […]

President George Bush today announced his support for a constitutional amendment defining marriage as a monogamous heterosexual relationship, and experts predict that Andrewsullivan.com will be hardest hit. Visitor traffic on the weblog, which is written by an openly-Republican homosexual and professing Roman Catholic, has already spiked to more than 10,000 visitors per hour. “Not only […]

I am working on putting together a list of the best quotes from Donald Rumsfeld. If you have any quotes or even exchanges between Rummy and reporters that you’d like to see included, please add them in the comments section of this thread. If you happen to have a URL that goes along with the […]

Right Wing News emailed more than a 160 right-of-center bloggers and asked them to send us a list of who they considered to be the “Dinner Guests From Hell” and representatives from 53 blogs responded. All bloggers were allowed to make anywhere from 1-20 selections. Rank was determined simply by the number of votes received. […]

This is simply ridiculous…. A coalition of advocacy groups called yesterday for the (New York) city Department of Education to set up a vast translation network for the non-English-speaking parents of city schoolchildren. The groups, led by the New York Immigration Coalition and Advocates for Children, also released the findings of a survey indicating that […]

Question: How can you tell that the Democrats are really, really angry at Ralph Nader for running again? Answer: You find a poll at the Democratic Underground that reads “Does Nader=Stalin” and here are the results…. Do you know what would REALLY make the Dems mad? Since Nader is running as an Independent, that means […]