Year: 2004

Hey George Bush! You put forth an immigration plan that is wildly unpopular with the American people & that infuriated most of your base — and for what? Ostensibly so you could pander to pro-illegal immigration Latinos & dirtball business owners who want to hire illegal aliens and let the rest of America pick up […]

Paris, France – Speaking from his presidential campaign headquarters this morning, Senator John F. Kerry-Heinz denied accusations from his opponents for the Democrat nomination that he is a “glorified gigolo” and “playboy” who has used his wife’s millions to garner a top position in the crowded field for the Democrat nomination. Kerry-Heinz seemed particularly upset […]

Wealthy U.S. Senators from both sides of the aisle today agreed to use their personal funds to make up the difference between the promised cost of the new Medicare drug benefit and the latest Bush administration cost estimates — a gap of about $130 billion over 10 years. “Like any other business, when you make […]

Dallas (AP) – released 9 minutes ago. Junior Senator Hillary Clinton of New York was flying cross-country tonight in her private plane and was forced to make a emergency landing in southern Texas because of bad weather. She was unhurt and the National Transportation Safety Board officials have determined that pilot error was the cause […]

Because I believe we can learn from all living creatures — well, except the French — I have been observing my dog Patton in an effort to gain an insight into his keen doggy wisdom. Now after watching Patton, I am ready to share… The Top 10 Things I’ve Learned From Watching My Dog 10) […]

Robert B. Reich had a column in the New York Times today about building a “progressive movement”. Here are a few excerpts that’ll give you the gist of column… “The dismal fifth-place showing by Senator Joseph Lieberman in the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday serves as both reminder and motivator to the other Democratic presidential […]

When I heard last night that George Bush intended to increase the budget of the National Endowment of the Arts for 15-20 million dollars, the largest increase in two decades, I just could not believe it. Bush is already being blasted for spending too much money, his base doesn’t like the National Endowment for the […]

The National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) announced today it would fund a special production of Arthur Miller’s ‘Death of a Salesman’ as a tribute to President George Bush. The announcement comes on the same day as news that the President will request $15-$20 million in additional funding for the NEA, a government agency which […]

Now that David Kay is saying that Iraq didn’t produce significant quantities of WMD in the nineties, we’ve had the same old people, making the same old ridiculous claims that “Bush lied” about WMD. That’s simply not true. The intelligence community has been consistently saying all along that Saddam had WMD and the easiest way […]

We often hear left-wingers moaning about the “crushing of dissent,” but in reality, many left-wingers see, quite comfortable with trying to silence people with whom they disagree. The latest example of this is in Tennessee which, “has more than 100 specialty license plates, supporting everything from the Great Smoky Mountains National Park to out-of-state colleges.” […]

I’m still trying to work on my book that will analyze the methods and motives of liberals. I meant to get a whole chapter done yesterday, but something came up and I didn’t finish it. Anyway, here is what I got so far, and I’d love to hear some opinions. Is it too zany? Not […]

Since John Kerry — or as I think of him, Senator Flip-Flop — has won in New Hampshire, he now has to be considered the odds on favorite to take the Democratic nomination. So, I thought it was time to put out my first batch of John Kerry quotes. While Kerry is not as wacky […]

Here’s David Frum on the support Bush is currently getting from his conservative base, “I’ve been traveling from one talk-radio station to another, listening both to the callers and the hosts, when the mikes are on and when the mikes are off. Twelve months ago, the support for President Bush among conservatives was rock-solid: I […]

Just for entertainment’s sake, here is what I’m listening to right now… 3 Days Grace — I hate everything about you 3 Doors Down — Here without you Chris Cagel — Chicks dig it Cold — Stupid girl Sheryl Crow — Soak up the sun Creed — One last breath The Delphonics — Didn’t I […]

It’s not a shoe-in that Bush will be elected president once again, so I’d thought I’d list what could most likely throw off his campaign. TOP TEN WAYS BUSH COULD LOSE THE ELECTION 10. New double-butterfly ballot causes stupid voters to accidentally vote for who they meant to vote for. 9. For his T.V. spots, […]

I consider David Kay to be a credible source, so if he says that , “I don’t think there was a large-scale production program in (Iraq in) the ’90s,” I think that is highly likely to be the case. That means that I and a lot of other people including George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, […]

Take a look at this Q&A from John Pilger, a popular, “mainstream,” lefty pundit in Australia who has been published at the BBC, LA Times, New York Times, The Guardian, Daily Mirror, & The Sydney Morning Herald among other places … Q: Do you think the anti-war movement should be supporting Iraq’s anti-occupation resistance? John […]

Last night, I listened to a two hour long show on National Public Radio called, “The Blogging of the President.” To be blunt, it was punishingly dull. The show featured a host who knew almost nothing about blogging, columnists like Richard Reeves and Frank Rich who knew almost nothing about blogging, callers who for the […]

A shocking and strongly worded advertisement placed in The New York Times and signed by “A. Hitler” has compared MoveOn.org to President Bush. All sides are now offended. The full page ad was at first misplaced by Times staff, and found just yesterday under copies of book manuscripts Jayson Blair was working on before he […]

Mark Dubbin, the author of “Shadow Patriot” bought a main page ad on RWN to get the word out about his book. Here’s the description of it from Amazon… “The events of 9/11 affected many things in New York and the Mafia was no exception. Business suffered for Don Remondini after the attack, but he […]

On Friday, I got together with David Frum for a phone interview. For those of you unfamiliar with David Frum, he was once a speechwriter for President Bush, is a Resident Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, writes for National Review, and has a new book out that he co-authored with Richard Perle entitled, “An […]

Here’s my brief analysis of who Bush’s toughest opponent would be out of the 4 remaining viable Democratic candidates… #4) Howard Dean: Dean is a tailor made opponent for George Bush. He’s gaffe prone, has already famously gotten off on the wrong foot with the South, is stridently anti-war, wants to revoke all of Bush’s […]

Once again, it’s time to post some of RWN’s hate mail for your amusement. The first piece of hate mail I received was sent because Right Wing News is so neutral, impartial, so, so….fair and balanced, I posted a column called “Five Things Other Conservative Websites Do That Annoy Me“. Unfortunately, that didn’t sit well […]

The American Mars Rover, which NASA said was out of touch with Earth for more than 24 hours, was discovered this afternoon on board the campaign bus of Democrat presidential candidate Howard Dean. NASA mission control today praised the team of scientists and engineers who located the errant Rover. “We used the classic technique for […]

I bet you’re just dying to hear more obnoxious and wild speculation about Bush’s REAL motivation for going to war in Iraq? What…you’re not? Too bad, cause Katherine Van Wormer from Counterpunch has a half-baked piece of conjecture that I’m going to share with you anyway =D, “…Why did Bush have this thing about Saddam? […]

Maureen Dowd, who is quite possibly the 2nd least talented columnist in America just behind Mark Morford, had this to say in response to the part of the SOTU where President Bush listed our allies in Iraq, “You wonder how many votes (Bush) scared off with that testosterone festival: the taunting message, the self-righteous geographic […]

If Dean loses in New Hampshire next week, don’t be surprised to see this… Vote Dean in New Hampshire! Do it for the kittens! Thanks to Bike Crazy for the image & IMAO for pointing me there.