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Quote Of The Day: What Successful Conservatives Do

“(S)uccessful conservatives don’t move towards the ‘political centre’. They move the political centre towards them. That’s what Thatcher and Reagan both did. Whereas if you move towards the political centre, all you do is move the centre.” — Mark Steyn If you want to win as a political party long-term, you don’t center your strategy […]

 

A Short Defense Of Patrick Buchanan

After writing a column suggesting that the Allies made a mistake by fighting World War 2, Pat Buchanan has been called a “Nazi Apologist” and in effect, an “anti-Semite” among other things. Now, I’m not a fan of Buchanan. I don’t like him, have bashed him more than once, and would go so far as […]

 

Fisking An Attack On Blogs By Cal Thomas

Perhaps Cal Thomas woke up on the wrong side of the bed or maybe he’s just cranky because he wasn’t one of the favorite columnists of right-of-center bloggers, but for whatever reason, he decided to tear into the blogosphere in his latest column. The tail-end of Cal’s screed — and my comments — follow: The […]

 

We’re Not Going To Eradicate World Poverty With Aid

At the The Huffington Post, former Clinton Press Secretary Mike McCurry serves up a variation on an old liberal canard: “Here’s an interesting fact: four million children die each year around the world within one week of being born. Three million (yes, 3,000,000) babies could be saved within the first 24 hours of being born […]

 

Blind Day Care Workers?

As someone who had a job doing day care during my early college years, I can tell you definitively that this is probably a bad idea — but — well, take a gander at the story first… A judge has cleared the way for a blind couple to open a day care center in Colorado, […]

 

Quote Of The Day: You Can’t Steal Your Way Into This Country And Demand Stuff In Another Language

The residents of Arizona, who have seen their state deluged with “undocumented workers”, have gotten fed up and recently started cracking down hard on illegal aliens. Well, this prompted a group called “Centro de Ayuda” to call for a boycott to protest the fact that Arizonans aren’t being hospitable enough to the illegal immigrants who […]

 

Blogging Tips — Satire By Frank J.

John Hawkins has put up a great set of tips for bloggers, and I’m like, “Ugh! Idiot!” Last thing I need is more bloggers to compete with. I don’t need more upstarts like Arriana Huffington trying to shoot past me in the rankings. Still, I have some tips for you. BLOGGING TIPS * When coming […]

 

Bush & Yalta

Some lefties are up in arms about what George Bush said about the agreement made by FDR at Yalta. Here’s the offending paragraph from the May 7th speech in Latvia. “As we mark a victory of six decades ago, we are mindful of a paradox. For much of Germany, defeat led to freedom. For much […]

 

Boy, Those Serial Killers Have It Tough…

You’ll never guess who Reuters is trying to drum up sympathy for with this “poor, poor, pitiful me” article — are you ready for this — death row inmates. Sure, they may have had a blast raping and murdering their way across the countryside, but now that they have to sit in a cell and […]

 


The Huffington Post Is A Great Idea!

The early verdict is in on Arianna Huffington’s new celebrity group blog, “The Huffington Post,” and most of the reviews seem to be leaning towards “thumbs down”. For example, this snarky piece by Nikki Finke from the LA Weekly has gotten a lot of play in the blogosphere. Here’s an excerpt that will give you […]

 


May 10, 1940 By Mark Noonan

Tom Elia of The New Editor reminds us that on this date in 1940, Winston Churchill became Prime Minister if Great Britain. Coincidentally on this date, Hitler launched his invasion of France, Belgium, Luxemburg and Holland…within five days the French were completely beaten and shortly thereafter, Britain stood alone against Hitler’s empire. While we honor […]

 

25 Pieces Of Advice For Bloggers

1) It’s tempting — even for me — to get frustrated when some of the bigger bloggers don’t link. But, don’t let it get to you. Anybody with a big blog is busy and it’s likely not personal if they don’t link you. 2) Keep in mind that even if you get a link from […]

 

Alan Colmes, Some Loon, & A Mule

Via Greg Beato over at Wonkette, I learned about a…uh….rather unusual exchange on the radio between Alan Colmes and “anti-abortion activist” Neal Horsley. You’ll probably have to see this to believe it: Colmes: “You had sex with animals?” Horsley: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first […]

 



Judicial Watch Is What? By Lee?

What liberal media? Judicial Watch has Filed Suit against the Clintons, which means that the media are going to go back to referring to them as a “conservative” watchdog group. A conservative watchdog group with a history of dogging the Clintons urged a Senate panel on Monday to investigate Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton over a […]

 


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Here Come the Christians — Satire By Liberal Larry

Fire-breathing red-baiters like J. Edgar Hoover and Ronald Raygun warned us for years that communist boogeymen were infiltrating our government at every level. Now Americans are slowly beginning to realize that it was all a ruse – a diversionary tactic to blind us from the truth: the real threat to our democracy is not godless […]

 

Q&A Friday #16: That’s All Folks!

That’s it for Q&A Friday! See you on Monday. Until then, take a look at a few of my advertisers….maybe just click on 3? How about it? It would really help me out… Dreamhost Web Hosting (This Is My Web Host) Peter C Glover’s Wires From The Bunker The Iraqi Truth Project Matt Furey Combat […]

 

Q&A Friday #16: Is Michael Jackson Guilty?

Question: “Now for the really important question of the day…do you think Michael is innocent or guilty?” — karensp9 Answer: Is Michael Jackson a child molester? Yes, I think he’s a classic pedophile. For example, just look at this profile of a pedophile by Tammy L. Ruggles, BSW, MA and compare Jackson to the list […]

 

Q&A Friday: Debating Loopy Liberal Friends

Question: “I was talking with one of my intellectual left-wing friends and he responded to my elaborate arguments on foreign policy with “CHIMPY McBUSHITLER NAZI JINGOIST FASCIST!” How should I respond to these profound left-wing mainstays of political debate?” — Virtus Answer: Ya know, my philosophy is that life’s too short to go round and […]