Annan: Suicide Bombers Deserve Prison — Satire By Scott Ott

In his first major move against world terrorism, United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan is prepared to propose that suicide bombers face lengthy jail terms, along with other sweeping reforms designed to restore the organization’s tarnished image. “If you blow yourself up and kill innocent civilians, my plan calls for 10-to-20 years in a medium-security prison,” […]

 



And So It Goes With Terri Schiavo By Ace

And Greer said take the tube out. And they did. Responding to Bill from InDC: Bill didn’t like the accusatory tone I took regarding the “husband,” Michael. Well, to be honest, I did try to be reasonably careful about accusations. Still– the fact remains, if someone has a conflict-of-interest, we don’t let them make life […]

 

Who Will Stand Up For The Sexy Cheerleaders? I Will

Texas Democrat Al Edwards — and you can tell he’s a Democrat because he’s proposing something embarrassing and the article at ABC discussing it doesn’t mention his party affiliation — wants to ban sexy cheerleaders: “The Friday night lights in Texas could soon be without bumpin’ and grindin’ cheerleaders. Legislation filed by Rep. Al Edwards […]

 




More From The “It’s Enough To Make You A Libertarian” Department By Stephen Bainbridge

Congressman Henry Waxman on the baseball-steroid hearing: “Given this problem, we’ve got to do something about it,” Waxman said. (Link) Look. It’s bad enough that the House Committee decided to hold a publicity stunt hearing on this topic. But if all the Congressmen were doing was abusing their investigatory powers so as to get some […]

 


The Real Face Of Today’s Democratic Party

Deacon from Power Line makes a great point about today’s Democratic Party: “Things seem a bit curious these days over at the Democratic party. Hillary Clinton is re-positioning herself towards the center to the general acclaim of her party. Meanwhile, though, the party’s dominant left-wing attacks Joe Lieberman, the Democrat who most prominently occupies the […]

 



Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional — Satire by Scott Ott

A San Francisco County judge, who struck down California’s ban on homosexual marriage, today ruled on the same basis that separate restrooms for men and women are unconstitutional. Superior Court Judge Richard Kramer likened the division of washrooms to laws requiring racial segregation in schools, and said there appears to be “no rational purpose for […]

 



A Mini-Interview With Henry Copeland From Blogads

Before Blogads hit the scene, nobody in the blogosphere was making any money selling advertising. But now, thanks to Henry Copeland and Blogads, there are a number of bloggers (myself included) making decent money blogging. So, I was happy to get a chance to do a mini-interview with Henry about advertising in the blogopshere and […]

 

Social Security Strategery

Pollster John Zogby, a Democrat, argues that President Bush’s plan to reform Social Security will likely fail but that it’s nonetheless shrewd politics. “Why would the president risk his political capital on a plan that appears doomed to failure? I think the answer lies well beyond the politics of any single reform plan. And the […]

 


How Many Active Political Blogs Are There?

Jeff Jarvis and Michelle Malkin are having a little back and forth over this statement that Jarvis made: “Don’t judge the blogosphere only by 100 blogs on top of some list. That’s so old media. There are eight million blogs — and 7,999,900 of them that get more traffic and more links and more interest […]

 


Proposed Slogans For The U.N. — Satire By Frank J.

* If a corrupt, bloated bureaucracy can’t solve it, then it’s best left festering. * Genocidal dictators, beware our harshly worded letters. * Having discussed at length almost every major crisis in the past 60 years. * If our baby-blue helmets don’t scream seriousness, then are non-binding resolutions do. * Chosen by 4 out of […]

 

Blegging For My Advertisers

Folks, how about giving my advertisers a few extra looks? Come on — just a few clicks, that’s all I’m asking for. Certainly, if you don’t want to do it, I can’t convince you. I mean clicking on my ads isn’t for everybody. For example, here are some people who probably would not click on […]

 


Democrats Threaten To Throw A Tantrum Over Judges

“Democrats bluntly served notice Tuesday that they intend to slow or stop most Senate business if Republicans unilaterally change the rules to assure confirmation of President Bush’s controversial court appointments. Any such change would mark “an unprecedented abuse of power,” Sen. Harry Reid, D-Nev., wrote Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn. “The Senate should not become […]

 


Betsy Newmark & Lorie Byrd On Bias At Fox

From Lorie Byrd of Polipundit and Byrd Droppings: Betsy Newmark has an excellent commentary on a Howard Kurtz article about a recent report on journalism. The report by the Project for Excellence in Journalism “purports to show that Fox broadcasters insert more opinion into their broadcasts than the other cable news shows.” Kurtz reports: In […]