Call Me ‘Ze,’ Not ‘He’: University Wants Everyone To Use ‘Gender Inclusive’ Pronouns

America has lost its collective mind. Though there are still plenty of battles to fight (universal reciprocity, Obamacare, illegal immigration, voter ID laws), too many Americans are focused on the absurd. One professor has devised an absurd method to help coddle the hyper-sensitive and has created a new pronoun “ze” to help eliminate gender-specific pronouns […]

 










Feminists: Calling Your Daughter ‘Princess’ Supports ‘Rape Culture’

The left loves to wallow in victimhood. While we cannot and should not deny historical inequalities that have existed in America, those who continue to crusade against fictitious slights and supposed super-secret coded prejudice need to move on and get a hobby. According to feminists, calling one’s daughter “princess” is akin to supporting “rape culture,” […]

 








Man Says ‘Siri’ Made The Call That Saved His Life

I find that “Siri,” the iPhone’s automated secretary, can save some valuable time. However, one man claims that Siri did not merely save time, but saved his life. A Middle Tennessee teen is alive, thanks to Siri. Eighteen-year-old Sam Ray says the voice recognition service on his iPhone — famously named Siri — called emergency dispatchers […]

 

Would You Like to Buy Your Own Flamethrower?

Folks, the future is now. Thanks to some ingenious folks at Throwflame, a startup company, Americans can now exercise their God-given right to shoot flames as far as 50 feet. Yes- we can finally buy flamethrowers on the open market. Though flamethrowers were discontinued in the US military after the Vietnam War, companies are now […]

 




She Was Just Putting Her Feet on the Dashboard — And It Was One of the Biggest Mistakes of Her Life

One young woman made a tragic, yet innocent, mistake and as a result, she has to live with devastating consequences. She is hoping, however, that others may learn from her mistake: don’t put your feet up on the dashboard. It was a road trip just like any other— her boyfriend was driving, she was reclining, […]