Author: Dave Blount

Lindsey Gramnesty in Bed With George Soros

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Moonbat politics makes for some extremely unsavory bedfellows. With amnesty for illegal alien colonists off the front burner for now, alleged Republican Lindsey Graham has been advancing the liberal agenda by pushing “climate change” legislation. Ads running in his home state declare that he is “fighting to protect South Carolina” by helping the Obamination Administration […]

 

Indymedia Moonbats Feel the Heavy Hand of Big Government

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Even some moonbats are getting unnerved by the Obamination Administration’s intrusiveness, hyper-politicization of the media, and aggressive contempt for the First Amendment: In a case that raises questions about online journalism and privacy rights, the U.S. Department of Justice sent a formal request to an independent news site ordering it to provide details of all […]

 

Army Doubles Down on Political Correctness That Enabled Hasan

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The governmedia has been twisting itself into pretzels in attempts to justify siding with Muslim terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan against the memories of the 13 Americans he murdered. “Compassion fatigue” doesn’t even begin to pass the laugh test, but our liberal rulers have an alternate explanation for Hasan’s killing spree: he was harassed for being […]

 

Cluelessness Compounded

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Yesterday the Moonbat Messiah turned stomachs with his inappropriate demeanor when he gave a jaunty “shout-out” to “Congressional Medal of Honor winner” Joe Medicine Crow before belatedly getting around to delivering his obligatory words of regret over Religion of Peacenik Nidal Malik Hasan’s horrific killing spree. However, NewsBusters informs us that Joe Medicine Crow, said […]

 

Radiation Threat From Environmentally Correct Moonbatmobiles

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If there’s one thing sanctimonious moonbats will never run short of, it’s pernicious unintended consequences. From Israel: The Environmental Protection Ministry confirmed to The Jerusalem Post this week that it has launched an independent study of exposure to electromagnetic radiation from hybrid car batteries. There have been concerns raised both here and abroad that the […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Electric Police Cars

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Stressing official preference for pandering to political correctness rather than controlling crime, police in Oxford, England are puttering around in electric ecojokes. The $33,000 Mitsubishi iMievs are guaranteed unhurtful to polar bears (since electricity is generated from pixie dust) and can go 100 miles on a charge — but only with the lights off. Consequently, […]

 

Eurocourt Bans Crucifixes in Italy

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Sometimes it seems liberal Euroweenies are deliberately testing to see just how much totalitarian moonbattery they can ram down people’s throats before encountering significant resistance. In the latest outrage against liberty and national sovereignty, bureaucrats of the European Court of Human Rights have ruled that Italians cannot have crucifixes on the walls of their classrooms. […]

 

Andy Stern: Comrade Obama’s #1 Visitor

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Two court recent court rulings have resulted in the Moonbat Messiah “voluntarily” disclosing his White House visitor’s list. Stanley McCrystal — commander of our forsaken troops in Afghanistan — has met with Obamao twice. In stark contrast, Andy Stern — head of the ACORN-affiliated SEIU — has visited the White House 22 times, leading the […]

 

Moonbat Blames Constitution for Obama’s Inadequacy

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What’s a Moonbat Messiah to do when blaming Bush just makes people’s eyes roll? Aussie Obamunist Anne Davies has the answer — blame the Constitution: A year ago a jubilant Barack Obama stood in Grant Park, Chicago to claim victory before his exuberant fans. … The first year of the Obama Administration has tested the […]

 

Al Gore Exploits Envirofascism for Fortunes

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Even as the global warming hoax threatens to plunge the country into a depression via demented Tax & Charade legislation, its most strident pitchman is exploiting it to amass astounding fortunes — as his enablers at the New York Slimes admit: Few people have been as vocal about the urgency of global warming and the […]

 

Arsonist Targets Remains of 9/11 Dead

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Apparently the election of Barack Hussein Obama — who personifies appeasement of Islamic terrorists — wasn’t the final insult to the dead of September 11. On Saturday came one more: A small fire at the temporary home for the remains of thousands of World Trade Center victims was likely arson committed after a break-in on […]

 

Homosexual Halloween Hate Display

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Halloween wasn’t all candy and fun for everyone. For certain homosexual militants, it was an opportunity to vent hatred at anyone who opposes their depraved agenda. Remember the gays who hanged Sarah Palin in effigy last Halloween? They’ve escalated their war on decency with this: The pornographic effigy represents marriage advocate Maggie Gallagher. Americans for […]

 

Who Should Watch Over Kids, Parents or Bureaucrats?

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Runaway statism continues to lurch into absurdity in Airstrip One, where parents can be prevented from playing with their own children because they have not received the proper credentials from Big Government and therefore might be child molesters: Parents are being banned from playing with their children in council recreation areas because they have not […]

 

Where’s Colonel Custer When the Government Needs Him?

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The intolerable greed of Big Government is finally starting to elicit resistance. In New York, the natives are getting restless: State Police have speculated that any government effort to block the flow of tax-free cigarettes onto New York’s Indian reservations will lead to violence and could possibly escalate into a “military problem,” an adviser to […]

 

Guardian Moonbat Calls for “Cull” of Western Children

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It has been hard for progressives to claim the moral high ground while shrieking that children’s lives should be snuffed out for the sake of convenience — excuse me, “choice.” But environmentalism once again provides the smokescreen of sanctimony that prevents the gullible from recognizing that the liberal agenda represents unadulterated evil. From Airstrip One’s […]

 

HuffPo Moonbats Decry Racist Dog Costumes

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After the sense of right and wrong, the first thing moonbattery destroys as it rots away the soul is the sense of humor. But at least this provides laughs for those who haven’t yet succumbed. At Huffington Post, humorless moonbats denounce racist pet costumes, only dimly aware that their righteous indignation is even more preposterous […]

 

Larry David Urinates on Portrait of Jesus on TV

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Larry David, husband of High Priestess of the Goracle Laurie David, gave us some insight into the sincerity of liberal “tolerance” on the latest episode of his HBO show “Curb Your Enthusiasm”: During Sunday’s episode, David, who created, wrote and produced “Seinfeld,” visits a bathroom in his assistant’s home and splatters urine on a picture […]

 

Labour Party Admits: Objective Is to Displace Native British Population

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Progressives don’t just want to change our civilization; they want to obliterate it. Thus the opposition to securing borders against aggressive waves of Third World colonization. From what remains of once-great Britain: The Labour government has been engaged upon a deliberate and secret policy of national cultural sabotage. This astonishing revelation surfaced quite casually last […]

 

Fox News Pounds Moonbat Messiah at NPR

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It looks like Rules for Radicals steered The Anointed One down the wrong road when the “isolate your enemies” strategy led him to declare war on Fox News for daring to question his disastrous policies. Even at NPR, the securest bastion of head-up-the-colon elitist liberalism you are likely to find, a free and honest press […]

 

United Nations to Investigate USA for Human Rights Abuses

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The club of corrupt dictators to which Comrade Obama will soon sacrifice American sovereignty has launched an investigation into human rights abuses in the USA. Our crime? Not forcing enough people to pay for other people’s housing: For those of you who have never even heard of a “Special Rapporteur,” you may be surprised to […]

 

ACORN Handed Regulatory Authority Over Financial Institutions

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Apparently it will take more than the astonishing O’Keefe/Giles exposés to disinfect Washington of the disease known as ACORN. Ignoring revelations that ACORN is a cesspool of corruption, Democrats have voted to give it regulatory power over the financial institutions that it habitually shakes down for donations. During consideration of H.R. 3126, legislation to establish […]

 

Communist Truther Van Jones’ Green Graft Legacy Lives On

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Remember Van Jones, the self-described communist and “rowdy black nationalist” who admitted to having been “radicalized in jail”? Comrade Obamao set him up as Green Jobs Czar and gave him a staggering $60 billion of our money to create green jobs, leaving even Newsreek to wonder where the money went when no one could even […]

 

The Uniter Expands His Enemies List

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Remember all the hokey talk about how the Moonbat Messiah would unite us? Chairman Zero doesn’t: “When you’re on their side, it’s all OK, but if you’re not, they rain hell down on you,” said R. Bruce Josten, executive vice president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, bemoaning the administration’s bellicose response to differing opinions […]

 

Moonbat Musicians Unite for Al Qaeda

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Patriots defending us from terrorists have found a use for some of even the worst pop music; playing it until jihadists cough up their plans for mass murder rather than have to listen anymore. Personally I would rather listen even to R.E.M. than have my fingernails ripped out, as is customary in the countries most […]

 

Tea Party Breaks Out in San Francisco

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Of all the preposterous claims made by Obamunists before the cataclysm that befell us last November, the one surest to draw bitter laughter from those who knew better was the promise that this megalomaniacal Marxist would unite us. Yet amazingly enough, that’s the one promise he may fulfill. Just as all patriotic Americans loathe what […]