Author: Dave Blount

UN’s Green Blueprint for World Domination

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Like Dr. Evil in an Austin Powers movie, the authoritarian bureauweenies infesting the United Nations have an actual plan for world domination. It rests on the thoroughly discredited global warming hoax. Environmentalism should be regarded on the same level with religion “as the only compelling, value-based narrative available to humanity,” according to a paper written […]

 

Bill Ayers, De Facto Education Czar

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Someone’s missing from Chairman Zero’s long list of czars: Education Czar Bill Ayers, the Maoist terrorist who bombed the Capitol Building and the Pentagon, was let off on a technicality (as KSM could be), then discovered that he could do more damage to America by joining the education establishment and grooming a certain left-wing community […]

 

Cindy Shehag Still Spreading Patriotic Cheer

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Cindy Sheehan was the darling of the liberal media establishment, before it dumped her for its new love, Barack Hussein Obama. But she’s still out there promoting the progressive agenda. Here she displays her respect for a veteran: This sordid scene occurred at Travis Air Force Base on Saturday. Videotape of the incident shows that […]

 

Chairman Zero Falls Flat With Arabs

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Of all the annoying bumper sticker bleats that Obamunists subject us to, the most absurd is their cherished notion that letting a sophomoric community activist moonbat play president will “restore America’s standing in the world.” America’s standing didn’t need restoration, although it will before this tragic farce is over with. But everyone likes us now, […]

 

Science Czar John Holdren Involved in ClimateGate

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By now you don’t have to be a cynic not to be surprised that Chairman Zero’s Science Czar John Holdren — a totalitarian leftist who believes in forced abortion and has suggested putting sterilants in our drinking water — is implicated in ClimateGate, which has revealed the global warming crisis to be not only a […]

 

Brazil’s da Silva Demands Free Money From “Gringos”

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The “make someone else pay for all the things I want” mentality that characterizes the base of our Community Organizer in Chief seems to have taken root in Brazil, where moonbat president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva has announced that “gringos” should give South Americans free money in the name of the discredited global warming […]

 

Warmists Caught Fudging Data in New Zealand

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Global warming is manmade, all right. It’s made by men in lab coats who angle for government grants by fudging the data. Right on the heels of ClimateGate we have this news from New Zealand: The New Zealand Government’s chief climate advisory unit NIWA is under fire for allegedly massaging raw climate data to show […]

 

Dopes’ Hope Is Fading Fast

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How quickly fashion changes. Less than a year into our first Affirmative Action presidency, here’s the new look: Shirts unflattering toward the Moonbat Messiah are hardly a novelty among patriots, but the FreshJive design above is a product of the Left, which is starting to understand the implications of having placed a naked emperor on […]

 

George Moonbat, Tim Flannery Rattled by ClimateGate

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Even George Monbiot — the kook whose name may have given us the term “moonbat” — understands that ClimateGate is a big deal that cannot be ignored: It’s no use pretending this isn’t a major blow. The emails extracted by a hacker from the climatic research unit at the University of East Anglia could scarcely […]

 

Global Warming Really Does Create Prostitution

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Many laughed when a UN moonbat barked that global warming causes prostitution. But a dry run earlier in the year for the big upcoming global warming hoaxathon in Copenhagen did create a boom for the Danish skin trade. We have been busy like mad. The politicians do also need to relax after a long day, […]

 

Chairman Zero Tries to Raise $500,000 to Attack Sarah Palin

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As deficits and entitlement spending suck our country down the drain into economic ruin, Chairman Zero is busily trying to raise money — for attacks on Sarah Palin. Matthew Cook reports from his in-box: Another e-mail from info@barackobama.com hit my inbox yesterday. The subject: Sarah Palin. It begins: “Right now, Sarah Palin is on a […]

 

“Gang Rape” Struck From Newspeak Dictionary

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Gang rape is such a crime against humanity that Scotland Yard has resolved to stamp it out — not the practice, but the term itself: Politically correct Scotland Yard chiefs have stopped using the term ‘gang rape’ because it is too ’emotive’, the Mail can reveal. Instead officers have been advised to use the long-winded […]

 

Obamao Follows Up Nobel Prize With Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do

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Wouldn’t it be nice to be awarded all sorts of honors — Editor of the Harvard Law Review, President of the United States, Nobel Peace Prize laureate — without ever accomplishing anything other than managing to personify Affirmative Action? Actually no, when you think about what the honors would actually be worth. The latest for […]

 

Obama’s KSM Show Trial Will Cost NYC $100 Million

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Circus show trials don’t come cheap. According to Charles “Chucky Schmucky” Schumer, the bill for Chairman Zero to put George W. Bush, the CIA, the military, and pre-Moonbat Messiah America on trial will come to a pretty penny: “Rough estimate from the city of New York, which I received yesterday, place the added cost of […]

 

Los Angeles ACORNista Eager to Assist Child Prostitution Business

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James O’Keefe on the latest ACORN video released by himself and Hannah Giles: Lavelle Stewart, of ACORN in South Central Los Angeles, tells us she thinks we have to hook up with “someone who’s on that international sex business level,” that “14 and 15 year olds been traveling overseas for years,” that she can do […]

 

Police Grovel Before Muslim Maniacs

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The obsequious political correctness that allowed Nidal Malik Hasan to fester away until he was ready to launch his terrorist massacre at Ford Hood is hardly limited to the military. Law enforcement is rotted through with it too: The Ummah, a violent fundamentalist Sunni Islamic group in Detroit, advocates a separate Islamic state that would […]

 

British Bureauweenies Nix Anti-Cancer Drug

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Socialized medicine doesn’t really mean death panels. It means pleasantly named bureaucracies like Britain’s NICE, which has just ruled that those with liver cancer are a burden on The State and must die quickly for the greater good. What use are taxpayers who are too sick to pay taxes? The health watchdog has blocked a […]

 

Obama Gun Boom Continues

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A rare sector of the economy not based on coercion that has actually benefited from the disgraceful results of last November’s election continues to flourish: All over America demand for firearms and ammunition is rising amid concerns that rising unemployment, which passed 10 per cent this month, will lead inexorably to higher rates of crime. […]

 

KSM Show Trial Script Has Been Written

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The plan for helping Khalid Sheikh Mohammed complete the 9/11 terror atrocities is all mapped out. First the Obamination Administration postures as morally righteous in contrast to George Bush, against whom Chairman Zero continues to campaign, despite W last having run for office in 2004. Then KSM is granted a soapbox from which to denounce […]

 

Global Warming Produces Plague of Giant Jellyfish

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Even as the wheels come loose from the discredited global warming hoax, the statist media continues to fabricate exotic new threats in an increasingly farcical attempt to scare us into believing in the liberal elite’s favorite Trojan horse for totalitarianism. Now we need the Authorities to do something really drastic or we’ll be menaced by […]

 

Unnamed Experts Find Michele Bachmann Extreme

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Michele Bachmann must be doing something right. She’s scared the pants off moonbats all the way over in England: Bachmann, at 53, is a darling of the so-called Tea Party movement, which has campaigned vociferously against healthcare reform, the economic stimulus package and legislation to combat climate change. Her followers have been behind mass rallies […]

 

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Could Walk

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Elections have consequences. One consequence of voters’ appalling lapse of judgment last November is that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind behind the Muslim atrocities of 9/11, may soon be free to plot future terror attacks at his leisure. Mohammed and the four others — Waleed bin Attash, Ramzi Binalshibh, Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi and Ali Abd […]

 

Client #9 to Address Harvard Ethics Center

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Our degenerate liberal elite rulers are redefining the term “self-parody“: Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer will give a lecture Thursday afternoon at Harvard University’s ethics center, raising a few questions over what the prostitute-visiting ex-official has to say on the topic. The engagement drew an objection from the former madam whose escort service provided […]

 

Victim of White Privilege Takes His Revenge at Columbia

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It could be time for another beer summit: A prominent Columbia architecture professor punched a female university employee in the face at a Harlem bar during a heated argument about race relations… Police busted Lionel McIntyre, 59, for assault yesterday after his bruised victim, Camille Davis, filed charges. McIntyre and Davis, who works as a […]

 

Not So Merry Christmas Coming in New York

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Big Government grows at a rate that exceeds even the rate it bleeds the life out of the economy — as evidenced by New York, which is scheduled to go bankrupt by Christmas despite the second-highest tax rate in the country. Accidental governor David Paterson is yelping in panic: “We’re going to run out of […]

 

Mayor Daley Blames Islamic Terror Attack on America’s Love of Guns

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When an Islamic extremist screams “Allahu akbar” and opens fire on American soldiers, liberals know one thing for sure — it can’t have anything to do with Islam. 9/11 put Muslims first in line for the privileges of political correctness; their barbarous death cult is consequently beyond reproach. But this hasn’t left the Left at […]