Author: Dave Blount

Math Professor Wants Faculty to Consist Only of Women of Color and Transsexuals

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“Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules,” Alinsky advised aspiring community organizers. But this tactic doesn’t seem to work on moonbats, because they have no shame regarding their hypocrisy. They constantly club us over the head with the words “diversity” and “inclusion.” Then they bark insanely bigoted nonsense like this: A […]

 

Authoritarian Moonbattery in Action: Cuomo’s Closing of Indian Point

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Congrats to New York’s overtly malevolent Governor Andrew Cuomo. He has a feather in his cap, having coerced the Indian Point nuclear plant to close down by 2021, and even to cough up $15 million for “green projects.” This is sure to impress his fellow progressives as he positions himself to run for POTUS in […]

 

Do-Gooder Students Assist Invaders as They Pour Across Border

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When large numbers of foreigners cross the border into our country in deliberate violation of our laws, they are not “immigrants,” but invaders. There was a time when most any American would consider it a contemptible act of treason to assist invaders at the expense their own country. But that time is long past in […]

 

Even Math Is Made to Serve Moonbattery

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As Mussolini might have put it, “All within moonbattery, nothing outside moonbattery, nothing against moonbattery.” Progressives are totalitarians. In realms they control, like education, absolutely everything must be conscripted into the service of moonbattery — even math: “Teaching Social Justice through Secondary Mathematics” is a six-week online course designed by Teach for America and offered […]

 

Editor Destroyed for Advocating Writing About People From Other Cultures

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Totalitarian ideologies do not hesitate to devour their own servants. It is through terror that rigid, unquestioning compliance is assured. For example, Stalin’s apparatchiks lived in constant fear that they would suddenly be denounced for imaginary thought crimes and either be shot or be banished to a gulag. For a more recent example, from Canada’s […]

 

No Whites Allowed in Cafe at American University

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If America were racist in favor of whites as we are constantly told, we would see whites-only cafes. Yet there are none. Perversely, America is actually racist against the majority population. That’s why whites are banned from the Bridge Cafe at American University. The ban is only one of several demands granted to black supremacists […]

 

Traitor Bradley Manning to Remain on Active Duty, Receive Healthcare Benefits

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Other than Obama himself, no one personifies the Obama era better than Private Bradley Manning. In a spiteful funk because he was having a spat with his homosexual partner, Manning released nearly three-quarters of a million classified or unclassified but sensitive documents, endangering the lives of any number of Americans and American allies. Rather than […]

 

Thought Police Forbid the Word “Stupid”

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As George Orwell predicted in 1984, word by word they reduce our vocabulary, thereby reducing our ability to think outside the boundaries that they designate. It was bad enough when they declared we could no longer use the word “retarded” lest it offend people with low mental capacity. Now, according to Jenny Crofton at Everyday […]

 

University of Illinois Blows $60 Million per Year on Diversity

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There is a price to be paid for the obsession with advancing “diversity” on college campuses — not just in terms of lower standards and the pandemonium that results (e.g., here, here) when students are there not to learn but to be black, but a direct monetary cost: The University of Illinois spends more than […]

 

Gloria Steinem: Global Warming Caused by Not Enough Abortion

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It all fits together — patriarchal oppression, catastrophic climate change, our shameful unwillingness to abort enough babies. I see it now, with help from feminist icon Gloria Steinem: “Listen, what causes climate deprivation is population,” she said. “If we had not been systematically forcing women to have children they don’t want or can’t care for […]

 

Divinity Professor Forced to Resign After Criticizing P.C. Indoctrination

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Why is there such a striking lack of intellectual diversity in academia? Does everyone just happen to agree with everyone else about everything? Not at all. But those who don’t agree with the currently politically correct opinion either let themselves be persuaded, or they keep their mouths shut. Otherwise they will end up like Paul […]

 

Racist Note That Set Off Campus Chaos at St. Olaf College Was a Hoax

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When mobs of black hooligans brought learning to a halt at St. Olaf College recently, it was observed that the racist note primarily responsible for setting off the belligerence was almost certainly a hoax. Sure enough: A racist threat against a St. Olaf student that touched off campuswide protests and forced the college to cancel […]

 

The Horror of Pets as Surrogate Children

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The destruction of the traditional family by progressive ideology has produced a grotesque phenomenon: people who regard their dogs and cats as surrogate children, bestowing upon them the parental instincts that would otherwise produce the next generation. Highlights from an insightful piece by G. Shane Morris: It is now commonplace to hear young people my […]

 

Temple to Be Constructed for Moonbat Messiah

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It won’t quite be on the scale of the burial accommodations enjoyed by Egyptian pharaohs, but then, Obama will get to bask in the splendid magnificence of his temple while he’s still alive. Plans have been unveiled for the Obama Presidential Library and Learning Center in Chicago: As reported by the Chicago Tribune, [the] first […]

 

Black Privilege Includes Getting Extensions on Finals at American University

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Last week someone hung bananas around the campus of outlandishly expensive American University, along with the words “HARAMBE BAIT.” It is possible that the perpetrator was a woke person of color, considering that hate hoaxes have been occurring one atop another lately. Such incidents allow black militants to issue outrageous demands for still more special […]

 

Seattle Mayor Taxes Diet Soda to Combat White Privilege

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The liberals running big cities justify their greedy soda taxes on the grounds that if they didn’t punitively tax us for our own good, we would consume too many calories and get fat. But how to justify taxing diet soda? Seattle Mayor Ed Murray has the answer — white privilege: After it was suggested to […]

 

Suspended for Liking Picture of Airsoft Gun

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When the hoplophobic moonbats running public schools say “zero tolerance,” they really mean it, as Zachary Bowlin found out the hard way when he was given a 10-day suspension from Edgewood Middle School in Trenton, Ohio for “liking” a picture of an airsoft gun on Instagram. Gasps his father Marty Bowlin, “He never shared, he […]

 

New York Times Hypes “Christian” Abortionist

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Joseph Stalin was legendary for his ability to inflict absolute tyranny, but not even he could eradicate Christianity, despite his efforts. People like Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times are more likely to succeed. Their approach is more insidious than the gulags and firing squads employed by Stalin. On Saturday Kristof published a puff […]

 

Colgate University Responds to Glue Gun With Lockdown, SWAT Team, and a Tank

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Considering that a toy gun that shoots rubber bands was enough to send Saint Louis University into lockdown, you can imagine what happened when someone showed up at Colgate University, deep in blue New York, with a glue gun: On Monday evening, the campus of Colgate University – a private liberal arts school located in […]

 

Opening Refugee Floodgates Causes Violent Crime to Explode in Germany

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Under Fatima Merkel, Germany ostentatiously flaunted its moonbat righteousness before the world by opening its doors wide to Islamic colonists, I mean refugees. This has had a predictable effect on the German quality of life. Take crime, for example. According to the official report Police Crime Statistics 2016, • Violent crime surged in Germany in […]

 

California Plans to Tax Space Travel

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The pathologically excessive greed of progressives ensures that if free market space travel really takes off, it won’t launch from the Land Ruled by Fruits and Nuts: The earthly convention of paying taxes may soon extend into outer space, if California regulators have anything to say about it. The state’s Franchise Tax Board is seeking […]

 

Toy Rubber Band Gun Triggers Campus-Wide Lockdown at Saint Louis University

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The hoplophobia epidemic continues to rage out of control in Education Land: An engineering student at Saint Louis University prompted a campus-wide lockdown and a hunt for a possible shooting suspect on Wednesday after his class assignment to build a toy gun was mistaken for a real weapon. The private university in Missouri issued a […]

 

Latest Rejection of Biological Reality: Man Surgically Transforms Himself Into an Elf

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If Bruce Jenner is a woman, then Luis Padron is an elf: Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Ares, Argentina, became obsessed with the world of elves, angels and fantasy beings after being bullied as a child. He became determined to look like his favourite otherworldly characters and started bleaching his hair and skin. He now […]

 

The Weirdest Argument Yet by a Pro-Abortion Moonbat

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Don’t use pictures like this… …to make the point that babies are babies even before they have been born. The baby has no clothes on. You could be accused of child pornography by a college professor: A pro-choice professor accused pro-life organizations of “child pornography” for using images of dead fetuses as a rhetorical device […]

 

Berkeley Entertains Using Moonbattery to Stop the Moonbattery

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The moonbattery has been getting out of hand in Berkeley, with people unable to make speeches due to threats of continued leftist violence. Fortunately, the city has the right people in charge to apply a solution — provided the solution is more moonbattery: It appears that several Berkeley Council members, including the Mayor, are subscribed […]

 

New York City Public School Throws Out Its Books

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A New York City public school has achieved another milestone in our decline by rejecting the use of books: In a scene out of “Fahrenheit 451,” administrators at Life Sciences Secondary School have ordered all textbooks rounded up and removed — calling them “antiquated,” sources say. Principal Kim Swanson and Assistant Principal Derek Premo, who […]