San Francisco’s Rat Cafe

Only in the city that inflicts Nancy Pelosi on the rest of the country would you see a cafe infested with rats promoted as a tourist attraction: For $49.99, patrons can “sip their coffee while seated at bistro-style tables, nicely draped with red and white gingham tablecloths… all while being surrounded by rats.” The price […]

 

Liberal Killjoys Target Squirt Guns

Militant hoplophobes are coming after squirt guns: We have yet to reach Memorial Day, but the fun police have already set their sights on at least one cherished summer childhood activity. In an article for Pupsugar.com, titled, “Why Kids Should Never Play With Water Guns. Period.,” author Lauren Levy lectures the nation’s parents on the […]

 




Even Math Is Made to Serve Moonbattery

As Mussolini might have put it, “All within moonbattery, nothing outside moonbattery, nothing against moonbattery.” Progressives are totalitarians. In realms they control, like education, absolutely everything must be conscripted into the service of moonbattery — even math: “Teaching Social Justice through Secondary Mathematics” is a six-week online course designed by Teach for America and offered […]

 

Editor Destroyed for Advocating Writing About People From Other Cultures

Totalitarian ideologies do not hesitate to devour their own servants. It is through terror that rigid, unquestioning compliance is assured. For example, Stalin’s apparatchiks lived in constant fear that they would suddenly be denounced for imaginary thought crimes and either be shot or be banished to a gulag. For a more recent example, from Canada’s […]

 

No Whites Allowed in Cafe at American University

If America were racist in favor of whites as we are constantly told, we would see whites-only cafes. Yet there are none. Perversely, America is actually racist against the majority population. That’s why whites are banned from the Bridge Cafe at American University. The ban is only one of several demands granted to black supremacists […]

 

Traitor Bradley Manning to Remain on Active Duty, Receive Healthcare Benefits

Other than Obama himself, no one personifies the Obama era better than Private Bradley Manning. In a spiteful funk because he was having a spat with his homosexual partner, Manning released nearly three-quarters of a million classified or unclassified but sensitive documents, endangering the lives of any number of Americans and American allies. Rather than […]

 



Gloria Steinem: Global Warming Caused by Not Enough Abortion

It all fits together — patriarchal oppression, catastrophic climate change, our shameful unwillingness to abort enough babies. I see it now, with help from feminist icon Gloria Steinem: “Listen, what causes climate deprivation is population,” she said. “If we had not been systematically forcing women to have children they don’t want or can’t care for […]

 


Abolishing Gender in Oregon

A key item on the liberal agenda is the abolition of gender. This will be accomplished primarily through relentless propaganda promoting transsexual grotesquerie, but also through direct government action. Moonbat-ruled Oregon is taking a leading role: Oregon is on track to become the first state to allow residents to skip a gender identity on their […]

 


The Horror of Pets as Surrogate Children

The destruction of the traditional family by progressive ideology has produced a grotesque phenomenon: people who regard their dogs and cats as surrogate children, bestowing upon them the parental instincts that would otherwise produce the next generation. Highlights from an insightful piece by G. Shane Morris: It is now commonplace to hear young people my […]

 

Temple to Be Constructed for Moonbat Messiah

It won’t quite be on the scale of the burial accommodations enjoyed by Egyptian pharaohs, but then, Obama will get to bask in the splendid magnificence of his temple while he’s still alive. Plans have been unveiled for the Obama Presidential Library and Learning Center in Chicago: As reported by the Chicago Tribune, [the] first […]

 

Black Privilege Includes Getting Extensions on Finals at American University

Last week someone hung bananas around the campus of outlandishly expensive American University, along with the words “HARAMBE BAIT.” It is possible that the perpetrator was a woke person of color, considering that hate hoaxes have been occurring one atop another lately. Such incidents allow black militants to issue outrageous demands for still more special […]

 

Seattle Mayor Taxes Diet Soda to Combat White Privilege

The liberals running big cities justify their greedy soda taxes on the grounds that if they didn’t punitively tax us for our own good, we would consume too many calories and get fat. But how to justify taxing diet soda? Seattle Mayor Ed Murray has the answer — white privilege: After it was suggested to […]

 

Suspended for Liking Picture of Airsoft Gun

When the hoplophobic moonbats running public schools say “zero tolerance,” they really mean it, as Zachary Bowlin found out the hard way when he was given a 10-day suspension from Edgewood Middle School in Trenton, Ohio for “liking” a picture of an airsoft gun on Instagram. Gasps his father Marty Bowlin, “He never shared, he […]

 

New York Times Hypes “Christian” Abortionist

Joseph Stalin was legendary for his ability to inflict absolute tyranny, but not even he could eradicate Christianity, despite his efforts. People like Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times are more likely to succeed. Their approach is more insidious than the gulags and firing squads employed by Stalin. On Saturday Kristof published a puff […]

 



California Plans to Tax Space Travel

The pathologically excessive greed of progressives ensures that if free market space travel really takes off, it won’t launch from the Land Ruled by Fruits and Nuts: The earthly convention of paying taxes may soon extend into outer space, if California regulators have anything to say about it. The state’s Franchise Tax Board is seeking […]

 



The Weirdest Argument Yet by a Pro-Abortion Moonbat

Don’t use pictures like this… …to make the point that babies are babies even before they have been born. The baby has no clothes on. You could be accused of child pornography by a college professor: A pro-choice professor accused pro-life organizations of “child pornography” for using images of dead fetuses as a rhetorical device […]

 

Berkeley Entertains Using Moonbattery to Stop the Moonbattery

The moonbattery has been getting out of hand in Berkeley, with people unable to make speeches due to threats of continued leftist violence. Fortunately, the city has the right people in charge to apply a solution — provided the solution is more moonbattery: It appears that several Berkeley Council members, including the Mayor, are subscribed […]

 

Canada Forbids ASIMIL8 License Plate

Immigration without assimilation is a cancer. On a sufficient scale, it will either displace a society or render it dysfunctional by destroying its cohesiveness. Yet Canada not only does not insist on assimilation, it forbids the very word: A Star Trek fan in Canada has been forced to turn over his personalized license plate after […]

 

New York City Public School Throws Out Its Books

A New York City public school has achieved another milestone in our decline by rejecting the use of books: In a scene out of “Fahrenheit 451,” administrators at Life Sciences Secondary School have ordered all textbooks rounded up and removed — calling them “antiquated,” sources say. Principal Kim Swanson and Assistant Principal Derek Premo, who […]