Governmedia Kabuki Theater

Compliments of Stormfax. Kabuki theater stresses the otherworldly and is highly stylized, so that no one would mistake it for an earnest attempt to reflect what we normally call reality. In this regard, it has heavily influenced White House press briefings. In both cases, the production is not only staged, but so obviously staged as […]

 


ZERO TOLERANCE INSANITY: Sixth grader faces expulsion for taking razor blade away from suicidal student, throwing it away

Every time I read a story about public school zero tolerance policies, I think, “That’s it: the final extreme of insanity. No one could ever top this one.” Then once again educrats prove me wrong: Last Thursday at Bayside Middle School [in Virginia Beach, Virginia], sixth grader Adrionna Harris came to the aid of a […]

 







Obama Regime Gives Away the Internet

Back in 2008, even those who refrained from drinking the Kool-Aid had no idea how bad it would be. Some said electing Barack Obama would be like giving the disastrous Jimmy Carter a second term. But Obama is no Jimmy Carter. Under Carter, the Russians only invaded the ungovernable wasteland of Afghanistan. Under Obama, they […]

 


Richard Kennedy Presents Still More Phony Homophobia

Driven by an insatiable demand for scarce real world evidence to prop up liberal ideology, the hate hoax industry continues to boom: A student from Blackpool [England] who claimed he was savagely beaten in an alleged homophobic attack has admitted causing the injuries himself. Richard Kennedy became an internet sensation after 182,000 people shared photos […]

 

Obama’s Overtime Decree

Virtually every domestic policy enacted by Obama has had the effect of maintaining or exacerbating high unemployment. A coming decree regarding overtime will be no exception: On Thursday Mr. Obama is expected to order the Department of Labor to make millions of salaried workers eligible for overtime pay. New categories of white-collar employees will likely […]

 

Leftist Professor Assaults Child Over Pro-Life Display

Remember when college campuses were revered as places for the free interchange of ideas? A recent incident at University of California, Santa Barbara is emblematic of how distant that ideal has become: A department of feminist studies professor has been accused of going berserk after coming across a campus prolife demonstration that used extremely graphic […]

 

Dianne Feinstein Discovers a Reason to Oppose Overreach by the Surveillance State

Authoritarian Senator Dianne Feinstein finds the intrusive surveillance state less appealing when she’s the one under Big Brother’s microscope: The whistleblower Edward Snowden accused the chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee of double standards on Tuesday, pointing out that her outrage at evidence her staff were spied on by the CIA was not matched by […]

 

Rescued From Submerged Car, Ingrate Sues Rescuers

If you discover that a car has gone off the road into the water, before giving in to the natural urge to rescue those inside, check the bumper for Obama or Coexist stickers. Moonbats do love their lawsuits (as evidenced by the cozy relationship between trial lawyers and the Democrat Party), and you wouldn’t want […]

 




Tricky Bureaucrats Wring Extra Cash Out of Traffic Lights

The parasitical drones comprising Big Government’s bureaucracy are generally regarded as subnormal in terms of intelligence, but they can be quite clever when it comes to separating productive citizens from their hard-earned money. For example: A Florida city [Tamarac, pop. 60,427] might win the prize for creativity, installing a red-light camera at an intersection next […]

 

John McCain: Least Popular Senator

Congratulations to John McCain. A title has been bestowed upon him that he richly deserves. He is officially the Most Widely Disliked Snake in the Senate: Sen. John McCain is the least popular senator in the country of those surveyed by Public Policy Polling, with low marks from members of his own party, independents and […]

 


Dick Durbin Declares War on Youth Football

Now that Obama is responsible for Club Gitmo, Dick Durbin is no longer denouncing as Nazis the American servicemen who obsequiously cater to the feces-flinging terrorists vacationing there. That has forced him to find a new cause – getting “Friday Night Tykes” off the air: For Sen. Dick Durbin, even if there are clear eyes […]

 

New York Times Offers Solution to Putin’s Aggression

The pointy-headed chin-pullers who run the media and installed Obama in office have figured out what caused Putin to invade the Ukraine: Bush did. Now they’ve decided what to do about it. Can you guess the solution? If not, you don’t know liberals. The answer of course is raise taxes. To quote the risible Thomas […]