Author: Dave Blount

FCC’s Michael Copps Demands His Critics Be Silenced

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Most of the insidious bureauweenies eating away America from within remain as faceless as they are unaccountable. But a few distinguish themselves for their open belligerence toward our fundamental liberties: Federal Communications Commissioner Michael Copps made a case for a government hand in media policy in a speech to the FCBA [Federal Communications Bar Association] […]

 

Socialism Summed Up in Two Pictures

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Here’s how Zimbabwe’s socialist dictator Robert Mugabe lives: Here’s how his subjects live — if living is even the word for it: Zimbabwe’s predecessor Rhodesia was a wealthy country, known as the Breadbasket of Africa. But then came social justice. Whites were abruptly removed from power, and their farms were confiscated. Now the country is […]

 

Like Crime, Humiliation Pays in Britain

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Whoever said that crime doesn’t pay hasn’t been to Britain since liberalism run rampant reduced it to a bizarre bleeding heart hybrid of A Clockwork Orange and a Monty Python skit. Here‘s how it pays to sell heroin: A convicted drug dealer who claims he was left “humiliated” after he was named and shamed on […]

 

Hundreds of Deportable Criminal Aliens Released

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As Janet Napolitano would say, the system is working — by releasing hundreds of criminal aliens onto our streets: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) failed to identify more than 800 criminal alien convicts eligible for deportation before they were released from U.S. prisons, including “many” of “the most egregious criminal aliens, who pose a significant […]

 

LEDs Potentially Cause Cancer, Ruin Environment

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Compact fluorescents contain toxic mercury that will turn your house into a Superfund cleanup site if you break one. But fortunately we will have an alternative, even after our rulers ban safe and affordable incandescent bulbs as of next year on behalf of crony capitalist bankrollers like GE. Let’s not forget LEDs: Those light-emitting diodes […]

 

Moonbat Romance

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Valentine’s Day is as good a time as any to examine the current state of romance in once great Britain, the canary in the coalmine of moonbattery: In this day and age, when a thrice-married former fireman who has become a woman meets a Jamaican lesbian chef online there can only be one outcome — […]

 

Canada Takes Tentative Step Toward Freedom of the Press

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Even in Canada, though it often gutters low, the flame of liberty is still alive. A CRTC [Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission] proposal that could make it easier to broadcast false or misleading news has prompted confusion and criticism among opposition MPs and consternation in at least one of the unions that represents Canadian journalists. […]

 

Director of National Intelligence Describes Islamic Brotherhood as Peaceful and Secular

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At least now we know why the Obama Misadministration didn’t see the Egypt situation coming and has no clue how to deal with it. Apparently by appointing people on the basis of leftist ideology rather than meaningful qualifications, Comrade Obama has put himself in the position of relying for information on folks like Director of […]

 

Children Commune With Sacred Polar Bears

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Mmmm. Lunch. What could go wrong? At the Cochrane Polar Bear Habitat in Cochrane, Ontario, children are invited to swim inside a wading pool attached to a polar bear enclosure, getting as close to the Coca Cola mascot as safety, and five centimeters of shatterproof glass, permit. If enough people grow up thinking of these […]

 

Nancy Pelosi Calls for Ban on the Word Hate

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One of the many frightening aspects of George Orwell’s 1984 is the way bureaucrats limit human thought by eliminating words from the language. Once again, liberals are using the book not as a warning, but as a Tyranny for Dummies guide: Fired former Speaker of the House and current Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, is going […]

 

Government Rail to the Edge of the Abyss

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Compliments of Cons.Underground. From now until the day our entire economy collapses under the weight of government debt is a wonderful time to be a corrupt bureaucrat or crony capitalist, as made obvious by Comrade Obama’s recently announced “high speed” rail boondoggle: At Philadelphia’s 30th Street Station on Tuesday, lifelong government rail promoter Vice President […]

 

Virginia Military Institute Celebrates Muslim Victory Over the West

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The Virginia Military Institute has been home to Stonewall Jackson and George Patton. Now it produces politically correct celebrations of Muslim victories over Western Civilization. Next month [Jackson’s] beloved Virginia Military Institute will be convening a celebration commemorating the 1300th anniversary of the invasion and occupation of Spain under the Muslim warlord Tariq ibn Ziyad […]

 

Code Pinkos Rescued by Big Oil

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With chaos erupting in Egypt, Donna Boyd, a 55-year-old moonbat from Portland, set off on an ill-fated trip with a friend from Seattle, planning to meet up with Code Pinkos in Cairo so they could throw their weight behind the revolution before traveling to Gaza to agitate in support of terrorists. Unsurprisingly, they found themselves […]

 

AOL Plunges Into the Deep End of Moonbattery With HuffPo

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AOL finally ended its disastrous marriage to moonbatty Time-Warner, but apparently learned nothing from the experience: Online company AOL Inc. is buying online news hub Huffington Post in a $315 million deal that represents a bold bet on the future of online news. … Perhaps just as important as picking up a news site that […]

 

British Public Schools to Push Homosexual Curriculum

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The totalitarian moonbattery that holds sway in British public schools has taken the final plunge into absurdity with a curriculum that features gay math, geography, and science. No matter what the subject, kids will be taught to revere the depraved and disease-spreading homosexual lifestyle. Examples: Maths — teaching statistics through census findings about the number […]

 

Detroit’s City Council Still Raking It In

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Even with Detroit in ruins, and nature reclaiming the abandoned wasteland that was once a great city, the Dems who destroyed it continue to make out like the bandits they are: Detroit’s City Council is one of the most expensive in the nation, according to a survey released Wednesday of the nation’s largest cities. Detroit […]

 

Pigford Pigout Is Illegal

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When Comrade Obama promised to “spread the wealth around,” he didn’t mean indiscriminately. The idea is to take it from those who create it, and spread it among the groups that support him most loyally, namely unions and blacks. He has to spread fast, before the country goes bankrupt. An example of how he does […]

 

Valerie Jarrett Orders High-Ranking Officer to Fetch Her More Wine

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Like Shrillary barking at Secret Service agents to fetch her luggage, teleprompter programmer Valerie Jarrett let slip the effete and useless liberal elite’s attitude toward our proud military Monday at the Alfalfa Club, according to the Daily Caller: Jarrett was seated at the head table along with several other big-name politicians and a handful of […]

 

NYC Mayor Invades Arizona

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New York’s Mayor-for-Life Michael Bloomberg’s lust for totalitarian control over other people’s lives knows no bounds, so you could hardly expect him to limit himself to attacking the Second Amendment liberties of those unfortunate enough to live under his jurisdiction. Now that all problems have been resolved in NYC, he has been conducting sting operations […]

 

Entire Middle East Might Go Islamofascist

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It isn’t just Egypt — with its control of the critical Suez canal — that we stand to lose while Obama parties and Shrillary vacillates incoherently. The entire Middle East may be ready to go up in flames. In addition to Egypt, the pot is boiling over in Tunisia, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Morocco, and Sudan. […]

 

Comrade Obama Coming After Guns

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Gun sales have been through the roof ever since America temporarily went off the rails and was duped into electing the Manchurian Moonbat, because our Second Amendment rights being the last line of defense against overreaching government, you had to know that the personification of statism would try to infringe on them. His teleprompter wisely […]